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Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 12:11am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Recipe: How to Make Love. [Ingredients].... 4 laughing eyez 4 well shaped legs 4 loving arms 2 firm milk containers 2 nuts 1 soft mixing bowl 1 firm banana. Direction...: 1.look into laughing eyez 2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms 3.squeeze & message milk container very gently 4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in & out until well creamed. For best results,continue to knead milk containers. 5.As heat rises,plunge banana deep into mixing bowl & cover with nuts. Leave to soak {preferably not overnight} 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat step 3-5 or change mixing bowl. Notes; 1. If u are in an unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before & after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises,leave town..... ..........any question..........?? 5 Likes |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Shinnings: 12:15am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Nyc one! I Lyk it |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Bigflamie(m): 12:18am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Is that all you got? Mtcheeeeww |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by 190: 12:24am On Apr 08, 2013 |
secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love. [size=38pt]DIES [/size] |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 12:27am On Apr 08, 2013 |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 12:29am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Bigflamie: Is that all you got? nope...this is a tip!!! u want more? |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by CharlesShaw(m): 6:34am On Apr 08, 2013 |
What's this Applesauce? Or do i say Trumpery Trash? Worthless material that is to be disposed of. |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Princeparix(m): 7:55am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Can the banana and mixing bowl be licked b4 mixing? #jumps into d pacific# |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by jhydebaba(m): 8:00am On Apr 08, 2013 |
I'm off to get a mixing bowl. I need to get this done ASAP. |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 8:03am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Where are the wet ingredients to blend |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by mataz(f): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2013 |
secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love.lmfao I disagree wit 3. If cake rises,leave town..... |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by alienware(m): 1:18pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
mataz: lmfao I disagree wit 3. If cake rises,leave town.....see google were this one wear like say she be welder or volkswagen ! Check profile pic. Don't intend hurting you but u look awful on that shade |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Caracta(f): 2:04pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Can I use cucumber instead of banana? |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Ogundale(m): 3:10pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Gwuyoh falls from palm tree |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by echeprecious: 3:44pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Caracta: Can I use cucumber instead of banana?will be glad 2 donate ma cucumber free of charge 2 u |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Caracta: Can I use cucumber instead of banana? eh!!! Do u want to expand d mixing bowl? Take time o. |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by kay9(m): 8:20pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
secnelly: Hells bells... |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 9:34pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
For ur informatn.,SEX is the sweetest poison. Sweet but poisonous. I like toto sha |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 12:49am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Where are the pro bakers in the house? I'm talking about the 2Face wannabees |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 8:50am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Dr2great: For ur informatn.,SEX is the sweetest poison. Sweet but poisonous. I like toto sha How does this relate to our recipe? No dey spoil thread for me jare. |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by megareal: 9:21am On Apr 09, 2013 |
B--A--D |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Oohrhii(m): 2:55pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
Lovely recipe. na so! tu-face don leave town so many times but the cake kept rising everywhere he goes. I'll rather leave before the rising of the cake. Thank you. |
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by DigitalSignal(m): 5:36pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
Do you know where I can get these ingredients? I'd like to try this recipe! secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love.Funny ! |
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