E get dis confirmed otepu for my area wey i dey kolobi. Mehn, if u see this babe eh, her face fine like mammy-water; her brea'st na follow-come; her backside na factory-fitted with android operating system. To cut long story short, me with her come dey do collabo. E don reach like one and half years now. E get one programme wey i just start so i apply for permanent night for the hotel wey i dey work. My junior bros dey stay with me (na them wan right JAMB this Saturday). My people, this Tuesday as I reach work, my bodi just dey do me somehow - like say i wan sick. As my supervisor notice am, na im e give permission make i waka.

I reach house around 10:35pm, come dey knock door. My small brother bone. I call im number, small bros kak. Finally, smallie open door. Na so im dey shake, dey sweat. Omo, When i step inside, see my otepu on top bed dey pretend like say she dey sleep. Since wey we start the collabo, i never allow her pass night because of my small bros, as na one-room i dey live. As i lock door come 'wake' my otepu, she no fit look my face, she come dey cry. After every every, both of dem agree say dem dey nyash.

My people, for this kind thing now, make i send my small bros back to village after JAMB, abi make i sack my otepu?

Super Story

Na ur cross, make u carri am.

What is d size of ur prickk n dat of ur broda?

U wan marry am ni?make d 3 of una dey do 3some na!

Aklofs: U wan marry am ni?make d 3 of una dey do 3some na!

hahahahahaha .

Sack the otepu and your bros! Reason be say your bros fit do am to another otepu weh u go use replace otepu factory fitted! (2) your Otepu fit still do am with one of your guys for area.
Abeg answer the question wey them ask u for up ya bros kini big pass ya own?

Coldfeet: Sack the otepu and your bros! Reason be say your bros fit do am to another otepu weh u go use replace otepu factory fitted! (2) your Otepu fit still do am with one of your guys for area.
Abeg answer the question wey them ask u for up ya bros kini big pass ya own?

You try for the advice, but how me go take know the size of my small brother sim card?

Love doctor or prick doctor? Lmao

Exponental: What is d size of ur prickk n dat of ur broda?

Exponental: What is d size of ur prickk n dat of ur broda?

No be the size of my sim-card be the problem, because i don use am operate Nokia, Samsung, Blackberry, even Motorola - with full network

Bros, u better send ur brother packin, sack d girlie and use d money to 'right' JAMB cos ur English na die

Iheneme!

SLIDE waxie: Bros, u better send ur brother packin, sack d girlie and use d money to 'right' JAMB cos ur English na die

na im make me dey go night school, make i for follow you dey knack akpako (sorry, knack grammar)

iheneme: No be the size of my sim-card be the problem, because i don use am operate Nokia, Samsung, Blackberry, even Motorola - with full network

I hope say u know say some network dey show edge, others dey show EDGE....Maybe ur won network na edge and your bros own na 3.75G

Lolz. Interesting read! How you managed to type all that in pidgin english is impressive.

Which edition of hint you copy this story?

Your bro dey shine her congo for you........
Hin tink say nah family property she be

I love ur command of pidgin english. E get some people wey go write-for-pidgin . U no go understand anything.
O boi , no let that factory fitted OS waka go like that after all ur investment. After jamb send small bros back to village and continue knackin free delicious akpako.
No talk say there are many fishes in the water cos na sharks full water nowadays and to catch catfish wey u go like go take u time and unnecessary distractions with initial gra gra

Yvete: Lolz. Interesting read! How you managed to type all that in pidgin english is impressive.

there is no nairaland without YVETE..She is everywhere..

LWMMP4P..
Gawd.. Abeg your small bros and your Android who senior who?

i swearagawd...some folks have authority and command while writing in pidgin...this story na confirm! as in, i likey your pidgin wella...where u grew up?

I should be reading more pidgin.
@iheneme!!! No be only you dey control tht otepu...fact! If you no wan carry HIV, free that otepu like air sharpaly.

Guy, fade ur small bros go meet palle for villa (based on kawa) before him help u de kolobe all ur chikala them, cos e be lik se small bros de sabi do strong things unto baddest guys wey him be, and as for the otepu, na to free am make she carry her congo waka go, make she clear road, cos as time de go, na so beans de don bros.

Otepu ko, okpetu ni!!!

My Brother don't send your Bro.back to the village try to settle it in a matured way

In English ,please

Una wan use pidgin english chase all dis foreigners from nairaland.... LWKMD @ OTEPU

Chinaman here, I think I understand this pretty well. He caught his gf with his lil brother having sex, right? Let me know if I understood it.

Pidgin is like the coolest language I know. Too embarrassed to try it out in real life though, I'm afraid people will laugh at me.

Chei,nnah mehn! no be small thing o. u for redial for that otepu face now lol,abi now,make him redial

OP why you dey para for the okpeke na?
Shey you sef dey knack front, back and centre with different otepus, abi you think say na only you suppose dey browse every network?
Your chikala sef don know wetin dey so she ma wan follow you flex as many sim cards as possible, the only f up be say she let ya small bro shine her congo, now the small boy go dey look you for head cos me sure say your babe go don tell am say him sim sweet to use browse pass ya own.
Anyhow sha, the koko now be say, just let ya bros write jamb then him go find him square root, as for the otepu, bone matter say she knack ya bros, make una continue una parole cos two of una kukuma fit.
Una be wetin oyibo dey call "birds of a feather".

CAMEROONPRIDE: In English ,please

You don't understand pidgin? And you are a next door neighbour. Not cool.

The chinese guy above (chinaman666) understands it pretty well. He has translated it.

Anyway sha, when naija burst enter cameroun, comot biya from power. We go na make pidgin the official language for dat side. Me go make sure say I surely collect your chikala.

^ we already have our own lingo

CAMEROONPRIDE: ^ we already have our own lingo

Well that one na for ya pocket