It’s on blackberry messenger display pictures! It’s being posted on Instagram. Girls are getting hitched and flaunting that rock on their finger. Don’t dull in your father’s house and plan other people’s weddings! I am here to help you so you don’t become a last carrier. Do you have a boo? Do you want to be his Mrs? If you are desperate enough, try all ten or maybe a couple of the following suggestions.

1 Become His Mother’s Best Friend
Why are you spending those lazy Saturday afternoons gossiping with friends and catching up on the latest gist? Why are you following him to Cold Stone for ice-cream? Stop that now! Spend your Saturdays with your potential mum-in law. Go to the market, make her lunch and arrange her closet. That way, he’ll notice the bond between you and her. If he is a mama’s boy, you already have that ring.

2 Attend Every Family Function
Even if he just mentions it casually or doesn’t invite you, FIND the venue. That favourite aunt of his would notice you and start pestering him to marry you. Don’t forget to dress to kill and buy the Aso-Ebi where applicable.

3 Cook Your Heart Out.
Don’t waste his money on a buffet at Protea today and Thai food tomorrow. In fact you are wasting your children’s school fees on irrelevant dates. If you’re not able to cook, LEARN! Enroll yourself for catering classes. Furthermore, as our people say, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

4 Let Him Win most Arguments
Ladies stop arguing and just accept. Men love nothing more than to have their ego stroked, so massage and polish that ego. Sometimes there could be a particular issue in the relationship that keeps rearing its ugly head. You argue and it makes him less inclined to marry you.

5 Minimize Your Outings
You are on the path to being Mrs Somebody. Your man can’t propose to you if you are still gallivanting around town with your “girls” going out for drinks, concerts and so on. Hang out with them during the day. If you have to be out at night, make sure it’s in his company or a night vigil. This way, you are adding more yards to your wife material.

6 Always Look Smashing
There is nothing more that a man likes than his woman looking like a 10. What are you using your salary for? Invest it in your looks.  That’s what attracted him in the first place. If you are into weaves, you can’t slack using cheap synthetic ones; you must go for Brazilian, Peruvian, or Mongolian weaves. If you are team natural, make sure you’ve got it together. Most importantly make sure your nails are perfectly manicured because you never know when he’ll propose.

7 He Must be Your Plus+One For all Weddings.
Forget that single girlfriend of yours that tags along to weddings with you to fish for men. Take your potential le hubby! This way he’ll get inspired by what he sees. In fact get all your friends to start asking “when is it your turn guys?” You know how that could be annoying. He’ll just get tired of hearing it all the time and he just might pop the Q to shut them up.

8 Catching The Bouquet.
This is extremely important. At every wedding you attend, you must and I stress MUST catch the bouquet by all means. You can push, pull weaves, punch your competitors or even bribe the bride. Just make sure you go home with the bouquet. If you catch it each time, he’ll think it’s a sign from God.

9 You Don’t need an 18-carat Diamond Tiffany& co Engagement Ring.
Nowadays, a lot of guys have it in their heads that they need to invest in a center stone and who can blame them? Ladies be content. Be it diamond, ruby, emerald, granite or a piece of Olumo rock. After all ain’t nobody’s “bidness” but yours and your baby! The whole point is to have a ring with a rock. Let your guy know you’d be happy either way. This way, he’ll need less time to save up for a ring.

10 Buy your wedding dress and deposit for a reception venue!
This is FAITH and the most important of all. The good book says with God all things are possible. You need to believe that he is going to propose so my dear go ahead.

PS: Please don’t sue me if this doesn’t work, I am just trying to lighten things up on a rainy Friday!

Your thread shld be 10 wayz to become a desprate gurl frend

Smh

fonssy: At every wedding you attend, you must and I stress MUST catch the bouquet by all means. You can push, pull weaves, punch your competitors or even bribe the bride.

yeah,very importnt

kamdyjenny: Your thread shld be 10 wayz to become a desprate gurl frend

I tell ya, sure 10 ways to bcome desperate.

@op no 8 is hillarious, pull abi fight each time for a bouquet?
Ya right

Na wa o!!!!!! Did a lady actually post this?

#I'd rather remain a single for life than stoop so low.

chikk: Na wa o!!!!!! Did a lady actually post this?

#I'd rather remain a single for life than stoop so low.

ur follow gal is givin u advice and u dnt wnt to listen...

Enegod: ur follow gal is givin u advice and u dnt wnt to listen...

'Follow' girl indeed.
@OP, no offence please, but did you do all these you listed before you got married? Or if you're single, will you ACTUALLY do them

chikk:

'Follow' girl indeed.
@OP, no offence please, but did you do all these you listed before you got married? Or if you're single, will you ACTUALLY do them

if you ain't a wife material you can't do it...the op is on point
and i'm sure she is a wife material

chikk: Na wa o!!!!!! Did a lady actually post this?

#I'd rather remain a single for life than stoop so low.

post another comment wen u are 34 and still single (God forbid though)!

Enegod: if you ain't a wife material you can't do it...the op is on point
and i'm sure she is a wife material

Wife material? You're joking right? So if a woman does all these, you'll marry her even if you're not ready to or don't want to? If this highest act of desperation is your definition of a 'wife material', then I suggest you give this advise to your sisters.

chikk:

Wife material? You're joking right? So if a woman does all these, you'll marry her even if you're not ready to or don't want to? If this highest act of desperation is your definition of a 'wife material', then I suggest you give this advise to your sisters.

those that are confused and don't know what they want call it act of desperation...those that realy know what they want won't have any problem doing it...

chikk: Na wa o!!!!!! Did a lady actually post this?

#I'd rather remain a single for life than stoop so low.

well i do not agree with some of the things the op posted,but your comment shows clearly that you are not ready for marriage.do you know why marriage is also referred to as settling down.until you start seeing things from more than one direction,you're not ready.

trappatoni: well i do not agree with some of the things the op posted,but your comment shows clearly that you are not ready for marriage.do you know why marriage is also referred to as settling down.until you start seeing things from more than one direction,you're not ready.

I don't know if you're a M or F, thus I don't know how to respond to your comment. Yes, agreed, somethings on her list make sense, but let me ask you a question. If you find out that a lady bought a wedding gown and booked a venue without your consent, approval or proposal, what would you do?

Oga/madam, there's a limit to everything and this shouldn't be exempted. If a woman does all these to get married, she should know that she's starting a mini war if she doesn't maintain them after marriage, especially, the ones that relates to the man's family.

this is a must for a lady @35 and above.

ALl these struggles,just to get hitched?Ladies just be yourselves abeg.

Its funny hw most young ladies will disagree with d op's article bt its also funny hw most of dem will do exactly d same fins even more wen dey r getting older
So instead of waiting till den y nt start by being a wife material nw
Bt as dey say there is always an exception to every case hv heard of cases of prostitutes and weird ladies all geting som1 who proposes to dem without changing any of their ways bt lyk I said its an exception its jst 2 out of 100 ladies dat get sooo lucky to b in dat exception

So ladies y nt be on d safe side by being a wife material or if u cnt do dat den u can propose to d guy urself I 4 1 dnt see any bad fin in dat

Op in your dreams.

kamdyjenny: Your thread shld be 10 wayz to become a desprate gurl frend

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooL true that!

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@op, mbok how would U feel if someday he tells U, "afterall it's my Mum that made me arry U" Or, He sits you down and address U to take it slow as you seem in a hurry? Biko, I only asked questions. If U can do all U listed above, meeehn...knock yourself out, Princess