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Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by nenergy(m): 1:12pm On May 05, 2013
Apologies, it turns out that Adam embarked on his Love search before his Job search. Adam’s search began in 2008 after he woke up in the middle of the night and drew a sketch of the girl he saw. But in 2010 he gave up his search after failing to find the woman despite visiting the United States, Canada, France, Spain and the Netherlands.
However, he found cloud nine earlier this year while filming a documentary in Texas, meeting 20-year-old Sarah from Dallas.

So i here by tender an unreserves apology for posting in error. i have edited the post's title. .....And sorry adams!

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/district/winchester/9712222.My_dream_girl_is_NOT_Ugly_Betty_/


This was my original post.
nenergy: Adam Pacitti is a 24 year old who made headlines when he spent his last £500 on a billboard that read; “I spent my last £500 on this billboard. Please give me a job. Employadam.com”. Adam recently got a job with an award winning media company-KEO and spent his first salary on another billboard that read; “I spent my first wage packet on this billboard. Thank you for helping me.”

So Adam got his dream job now he’s in search of his dream girl, please help him.....again! Oya Adam speak for ya-self.lol

Last night I had a dream. For the most part, it wasn't really a dream; it was a nightmare. That was until I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I woke up in a cold sweat at 2:29AM and began drawing. It's now 5:55AM and I'm writing this. After what I've seen, I'm not sure I'll ever get back to sleep. Let me tell you about my dream...

I was shopping in Superdrug for some new razors when from out of nowhere I saw a man stagger from behind the tampons and bite an elderly woman on the neck. Why she was stood by the tampons at her age, I'll never know. However, that doesn't excuse his actions and I went to investigate. As I began walking towards him I saw a horde of no less than a dozen people lumbering toward me. Now I'm no fool, I've seen Dawn of the Dead, I've seen 28 Days Later and I've seen Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' enough times to realise that I was encountering the living dead. Before they got any closer I had hurdled the Colgate and burst through the fire exit in true Bruce Willis fashion.

I ran as fast as I could home, dodging group after group of zombies. How I didn't see them when entering Superdrug I'm not sure, but the fact is that they were after my big, juicy brain. To cut a long story short, I managed to get home after strangling anything that moved. Regrettably I managed to throttle a small child in the process after mistaking him for a zombie. Looking back I think he was just having a fit.

After opening my front door I was greeted by my housemate, Graham. However, it wasn't the Graham that I've grown to respect and love (in a strictly platonic way, obviously), he was infected, he was one ofthem. I had no choice but to decapitate him with his own pizza cutter. I felt bad doing it, but it really was my only chance of survival. I dashed up to my room and locked the door behind me. I was safe.

This is when I met her. I turned to see a figure in my room. Thinking it was time to slay another zombie, I picked up the heaviest item in reach: a weighty copy of The Bible I was given by some bloke with a megaphone in Oxford Street. I crept towards her, grasping the Old Testament in my hand. I lifted it up above my head with the intention of striking her but as I did so she turned to face me. I froze. In front of me was the most beautiful girl that I've ever seen, ever. I couldn't believe what I was seeing (and still can't, to be honest) as I stood there motionless looking her up and down. She was incredible. She was gorgeous. She was absolutely, genuinely perfect. She smiled at me and said: "Hello, I'm so glad you're here," and then kissed me.

And then, all of a sudden, I woke up. Distraught, I reached down the side of my bed to find a pad of lined paper and began sketching the most accurate picture I could possibly draw. This is it:

I'm no artist. I think you can tell that and I'd like to point out that this picture doesn't even convey 1% of her beauty. The girl in my dream was perfect, this picture, however, is not. Therefore, I must let you know that:

She didn't have a weird little pointy nose.

She didn't have lips like a fish.

She didn't have a lumberjack's chin.

She didn't have beady little eyes.

Her hair was actually more likeKate Nash's.

Other than that, the drawing is pretty accurate.

I don't think that I dream about people that don't actually exist. Whether they are friends, family, or people that I've seen on television; everyone that has ever been in my dream I've seen somewhere. I genuinely believe that this person exists .
This is where you come in; If you look like the person above, please, please, email me (adam@thegirlofmydreams.co.uk). I beg you, I'm absolutely besotted with this girl and if it might be you, then I'd love to hear from you. If it looks like someone you know, please, please, send them this website. The URL is www.TheGirlOfMyDreams.co.uk. If you don't know anyone that looks like the person above but you believe in love and still want to assist me in finding the girl of my dreams then click the 'how to help me' link (www.adampacitti.com/dream/help.html).

Thank you ever so much for reading,

Adam Pacitti x

Re: Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by specialguest(f): 1:57pm On May 05, 2013
This Adam guy has gone nuts. At first it was funny when he put up that billboard seeking for a job. But now it looks like he just wants cheap publicity., Soon he is going to create a website www.adamhases-ex.co.uk : crazy dude I tell ya!
Re: Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by SLIDEwaxie(m): 2:07pm On May 05, 2013
I jes did the longest hiss in the history of man!
Re: Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by nenergy(m): 2:15pm On May 05, 2013
SLIDE waxie: I jes did the longest hiss in the history of man!
hahahahaha. DramaRama right?
Re: Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by nenergy(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2013
specialguest: This Adam guy has gone nuts. At first it was funny when he put up that billboard seeking for a job. But now it looks like he just wants cheap attention, Soon he is going to create a website www.adamhases-ex.co.uk : crazy dude I tell ya!
hahahahaha. Nice. Its pure Marketing; keeping himself in the limelight.lol
Re: Legend of The Seeker: Adam finds love and then a Job! (photos) by nenergy(m): 2:44am On May 08, 2013
Apologies,it turns out that Adam embarked on his Love search before his Job search. Adam’s search began in 2008 after he woke up in the middle of the night and drew a sketch of the girl he saw. But in 2010 he gave up his search after failing to find the woman despite visiting the United States, Canada, France, Spain and the Netherlands.
However, he found cloud nine earlier this year while filming a documentary in Texas, meeting 20-year-old Sarah from Dallas.

So i here by tender an unreserves apology for posting in error. i have edited the post's title. .....And sorry adams!

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