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How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by dougivilla(m): 9:32am On May 08, 2013 |
Last night was my birthday eve, sleep eluded me. I was so engrossed with the priceless birthday gift my virgin girlfriend plans to offer me. She promised to let me pounce on her virgin thighs as a birthday gift to me. Men! What better gift can a man ask for...she was a pure and sure virgin, unfingered, unkissed, untouched...sweet right? if you would permit me to use that wrong vocabulary. Before then, she has been seducing me for the past ten months with erotic notes, talks and texts...like... "hey baby my young thighs are waiting for you to separate them...hmmm i'm so Hot for you baby....i want you inside of me...when I make a move she'll say...HEY! WAIT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE IT!" and all that but isn't all that torment meant to make me go round the bend? Anyway I waited patiently for my birthday to come and here it's, it's has arrived safely. My DRAGON and me On that fateful day, I woke up like the way everyone wakes up on their birthday. I sauntered to the sitting room with eyes aching for more sleep. My family behaviours that morning was so odd and strange. "But today is my birthday. Where are my gifts, wishes and kisses from my loving family?" I checked the calendar to be certain it's my birthday. It's my birthday certainly. All I got from my loving family was "Hello son, hi big brother, morning cousin..." men! I think my family need a medical surgery...i mused... Anyway, my virgin girlfriend has it all planned out for me. Who cares about what my family does my virgin is waiting for me Later in the day my virgin girlfriend ringed me..."hi baby your birthday gift is waiting for you. I'm home alone in my room. Come quickly please, before I change my mind"... Oh boy eh my guys I use dana airlines land for her room oh. The zero hour has finally graced me. A moment I need to zero in on my virgin girlfriend. I got to her room it was so dark. "I'm here in the room" she said with an erotic voice. "Give me a jiffy before you flick the light on.....okay i'm done. Switch the lights on so I can see those young virgin thighs...I need to make love to you like crazy until your goddam! Crippled Father hears your scream. On the light baby!" I vibrated. The lights was switched on, and WO it was her father on the switch. The room was filled with my family, her family, our church members, school mates, neighbour and much more. And I was standing in front of all of them NAKED carrying a CARTON OF CONDOM on my head. I had one in my mouth and few were on the floor. Men! What would you do to your girlfriend later if it was you? For me, when I'm done dreaming, I'd wake later and tell my wife the dream I had about her when she was my virgin girlfriend!! Copied! 2 Likes |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by MrsCork2(f): 10:01am On May 08, 2013 |
Sounds really funny,I love this. |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by clemz85(m): 10:24am On May 08, 2013 |
maka why? pls this is not romantic at all. if not for God she would get the greatest dissappoint of her life from me. thanks for the mercy and love of God |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by megareal: 10:29am On May 08, 2013 |
I like the punchline. Also the ending. |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by Nobody: 10:34am On May 08, 2013 |
Nice one, it wud av bin appreciated if it was in joke session |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by emmadejust(m): 10:51am On May 08, 2013 |
funny nd crazeee fiction of ur imagination,hope its not ur house help u are eyeing...if am ur wife i wil giv u a deliverance slap to wake u... |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by Nobody: 11:03am On May 08, 2013 |
Very creative. I love it. Funny LOL |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by Bigcake: 11:06am On May 08, 2013 |
Very nice and unpredictable write-up. |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by Nobody: 12:18pm On May 08, 2013 |
If the above report is true you need a good sexdoll. But good writing nonetheless - conforms to all 21 sections of the Nairaland Code. If it were me I'd give this to her on her birthday: |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by olumaxi(m): 1:12pm On May 08, 2013 |
Guy,u realy got me on dis 1..yeah,u got me..bur walai u don kolo |
Re: How Could My Virgin Girlfriend Do This To Me by goldfish80(m): 3:22pm On May 08, 2013 |
Cool story bruv.. You copied this from American Pie part what? |
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