laminaria: Fellow Nlanders!
I invited a gal over to my town cos they are on strike in their school, though we neva really started d relationship per say bt I av made it known to her my intention. She came yesterday around 11am.
She had requested for movies she wanted to watch which I got them all.
The question nw is she has neva for a single minute romantic, anytime I tried to touch her she quickly decline since she knew my intention, honestly am just piss off wit her cos another thing is she made n received guys calls to often that sense signal to me that she isn't worhty of all ma caring, just frustrated wit all dis ladies I met recently #sobber mood
Can I go mad wit her or just play along til she goes her way?
Pls ignore ma errors or mistakes just a candid advice pls, she just went to bathroom nw!

190-the-clown:
pack her load and chase her out of your house this nite

dont let 12am meet her in your house

if you need help - call me


I hate girls wen dey phuck up, why shudnt she offer u the punny is it her house or she thinks
to pay House rent na beans

Na wa oh.. The rate at which boys take dey pursue nyash dis days dey give me fear ooh..

obi4eze: Sorry sir but you have a problem that has to be dealt with: LUST. You don't love the girl. You just want her body and that's very bad.Nonsense! I should even blame the girl for even trying to come close to someone like you. May God forgive you for attempting fornication or is she your wife?

sharrap dia is she your wife too

190-the-clown:


sharrap dia is she your wife too

obi4eze:

God bless you sir! But am I the one who wants o sleep with her?

NO!

But

Rule #1 Never put sand sand in a brother's garri

pendo89: funny thread,hilarious replies.no comment.

wats hilarious about this serious thread

saemmanuel: if the BF no work, rub aboniki on her eye and threaten to rub it on her toto and b-r-e-a-s-t, she go gree fast fast ...... if dat wan no work, drug her and if she no sleep, mr. run for ur life oooooooo..........

coedine tins

190-the-clown:

NO!

But

Rule #1 Never put sand sand in a brother's garri

baibijay: First of all...... If you know anything about treating a lady right, you will know that coming online to say all this is so wrong

Second of all...... you will know that when there is misunderstanding Communication is the key and it does wonders

obi4eze:

Oga, which rule is that? Yours? No problem. What I said earlier is the bitter truth. At times, truth is like a pill which tastes bitter in the mouth but does good to the body.
The wages of sin (including fornication) is death but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
@ OP, after fornication, what next? Please think again and tell yourself the truth: Fornication is a destiny killer!

PS: It's always the best to abstain from anything that could lead to evil.

laminaria:
Thanks for d piece of info n advice.............U spoke like a bro In christ,

Kmt

fake boys

190-the-clown:
^There you go brof

slice that ABUNNA

time is going - its 10.21pm already

drop that laptop and roll a CD on and get to work

laminaria:
There u go judging ma personality, well since u neva met me in person I
tink u need to give me d benefit of doubt......better stil wat do u
mean by communication again wen am saying she is here wit me since
yesterday morning, d fact Is she has many suitors which makes her to
behave like that n I wil and never be a woman rapper, Sex is nt ma
problem bt her attitude, Hw do u fil taking wit som1 that came all d way
frm 2 states to see n all she does is TV, BBM....
Coming to share d story doesn't mean I didn't treat ladies perhaps u
want a trial?

laminaria:
Isn't a bad idea too bt I wil neva forget my mum sayin......never get sometin done wit force, U dnt struggle to get wat u deserve, I wil allow her to stay til anytin she wants to leave.
am nt sex starve, tanx bro!