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Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by bigt2(m): 8:25pm On May 31, 2013
Advantages Of Not Having A
Girlfriend
1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how u look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a
day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 No hrt break.
9 No dulling wit any available one
10 The most importantly.... ­........no punnary undecided

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Nobody: 8:26pm On May 31, 2013
Yea, keep telling yourself that
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by nedu2000(m): 8:33pm On May 31, 2013
Its actually economical having a girlfriend
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Kingslaw(m): 8:45pm On May 31, 2013
Ya it also makes you to spend less and banks more.
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Kingslaw(m): 8:47pm On May 31, 2013
Its saves you from demanding for much sex.
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by bigt2(m): 9:01pm On May 31, 2013
nedu2000: Its actually economical having a girlfriend
rep this now or never....
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Joe5(m): 9:06pm On May 31, 2013
+ it gives some kind of freedom in the way you think, speak and behave without having to always throw a side eye to see if she is watching you.....honestly it feels good to be 'girlfriendless'.........lol

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by antap(m): 9:32pm On May 31, 2013
It will also speed up your level of masturrbation.
But Op, I think you are crazy for the jargons you put up there. Living without a woman is like living in bondage!
I can never live without a woman! They make me going, they give me happiness, I think clearly whenever I think about them, they are the salt and sugar and honey of life.
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by antap(m): 9:38pm On May 31, 2013
This OP sounds like a toddler to me! So the only people you call with your airtime are girls? What about business associates, friends?
Even if you are still job hunting, won't you be making contacts? Lol
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Nobody: 4:00am On Jun 01, 2013
Joe.:
honestly it feels good to be 'girlfriendless'.........lol
yeah !!! ........ Atime,a dude just wanna be free,free like a bird !!!


Only that
''Girlfriendless'' leads to Immaturity in some certain quarter of life !!!
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by Nobody: 6:10am On Jun 01, 2013
And wat of the advantages of being 'boyfriendless'
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by bigt2(m): 7:10am On Jun 01, 2013
chidyhels: And wat of the advantages of being 'boyfriendless'
no shine shine bobo to shine ur congo grin
nobody to pay ur bills @ shoprite tongue
nobody...........

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by iebanehita(m): 8:59am On Jun 01, 2013
DisAdvantages of Not Having a Girlfriend..

1. You don't know what it feels like to Love and be Loved by the opposite sex.

2. Moodswing all the time,, without anyone to share your innermost feelings and desire with.

3. Chronic Mastur.bator...#Your dikk go hear am.

4.Inability to make a lady happy and failure to knows what makes them tick.

5.having the feeling of Inferiority Complex,,when you see your Pals chilling/hanging out wit their babes.

6. Having a Lonely and Boring Lifestyle.

7. Low Confidence.

8. High risk of contacting HIV/STDs, due to patronising LovePeddlers.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by iebanehita(m): 9:20am On Jun 01, 2013
big-t:
Advantages Of Not Having A
Girlfriend
1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how u look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a
day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 No hrt break.
9 No dulling wit any available one
10 The most importantly.... ­........no punnary undecided

No.1: This the 2nd chick i am dating and i have been sleeping well all my life.

No. 2: Really?!.. So, won't u spend time talking to other girls?....#No.7
Or money patronising lovepeddlers?

No.3: So, you intend going out,,looking like a MadMan??!.. Now, i get to wonder who's that chick thats gonna give you a listening ear with the way you look..#No.7

No.4: Wow!.. Nobody really cared about you anyway.

No.5: That shows you lack creativity in getting the woman of your dreams.

No.6: Admit it!!.. You are a broke a$s.

No.7: I bet you can!!

No.8: Deal with it. Heartbreaks make you stronger and wiser. With this attitude of yours, you definitely gonna experience heartbreak.

No.9: Goodluck in living a Promiscous life and having a greater chance of contacting HIV/STDs.

No.10: One Advie: GET LAID!!
Then, you know what you have been missing all your life..#StarvedCôck.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A girlfriend by bigt2(m): 1:17pm On Jun 01, 2013
iebanehita:

No.1: This the 2nd chick i am dating and i have been sleeping well all my life.

No. 2: Really?!.. So, won't u spend time talking to other girls?....#No.7
Or money patronising lovepeddlers?

No.3: So, you intend going out,,looking like a MadMan??!.. Now, i get to wonder who's that chick thats gonna give you a listening ear with the way you look..#No.7

No.4: Wow!.. Nobody really cared about you anyway.

No.5: That shows you lack creativity in getting the woman of your dreams.

No.6: Admit it!!.. You are a broke a$s.

No.7: I bet you can!!

No.8: Deal with it. Heartbreaks make you stronger and wiser. With this attitude of yours, you definitely gonna experience heartbreak.

No.9: Goodluck in living a Promiscous life and having a greater chance of contacting HIV/STDs.

No.10: One Advie: [b] GET LAID!! [b]
Then, you know what you have been missing all your life..#StarvedCôck.
lwkmd!!! grin

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