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Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by patsucess: 12:28pm On Jul 24, 2012
1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how you look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 The most important of all is you can tag this to all.

I m proud to be single.

Guys if you have more advantages. Please share.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2012
patsucess: 1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how you look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 The most important of all is you can tag this to all.

I m proud to be single.

Guys if you have more advantages. Please share.
cool cool cool

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jul 24, 2012
Interesting.. The day of konji go be ur judgement day grin

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by tobechi20(m): 1:06pm On Jul 24, 2012
So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jul 24, 2012
^And since when did sex become the reason for having a girlfriend?

Does that also mean that every girl you sleep with is your girlfriend?

What do you say about guys that have no girlfriend, but have "friends with benefits"?

Think beyond the box.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by olawalebabs(m): 2:18pm On Jul 24, 2012
Dont forget you will also have a blank,empty mind. grin grin grin

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by toyeoye(m): 2:21pm On Jul 24, 2012
tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
enuf kontrol..no naggin cheatin thots.single nd satisfied,for nw
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Jboogie912: 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2012
Relationships aint about sex... You could get sex from anywhr u want.
I aslo believe being single makes u more focused... And making important and life moving decisions with out having anyone to consider.. Like if u get a job away from home, u myt have issues tryna make up ur mind and all if you r in a relationship, esp when ur partner isn't understanding

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Jboogie912: 2:24pm On Jul 24, 2012
tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
Its aint all about sex! U cud have flings and booty calls
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by cyril83(m): 2:25pm On Jul 24, 2012
Just passing by.....No interest
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by niggadee(m): 2:28pm On Jul 24, 2012
tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
fck buddies
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by ypzilanti: 2:29pm On Jul 24, 2012
Depends on the gal or woman you have.

My life is 10000000000000 times better with my woman than when I was single.

It was fun when I was single.

It was fun when I was in University, too...good memories, but, nah, I dont wanna go back to that.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jul 24, 2012
9. You can do productive things at night(as against reproductive things).
10. Steady heartbeats when you do something foolish.
11. Ability to make realistic and stable budgets. :P9. Y

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jul 24, 2012
patsucess: 1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how you look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 The most important of all is you can tag this to all.

I m proud to be single.

Guys if you have more advantages. Please share.

Bwahahahaha

How can you be single and proud, yet you're online moaning about being single? I'm single as well, but I miss being in a sweet relationship with all the beautiful women I've been with... grin

Fam, you need to get yourself a good girlfriend who wouldn't give you the 8 problems you listed above because women are God's gift to men. Shyte, I love women!!! grin

Damn!!! I miss being in a relationship. grin

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by dabrake(m): 2:32pm On Jul 24, 2012
the only advantage of not having a girlfriend is not having a girlfriend.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Tallest9(m): 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2012
bt u go lonely die...
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:35pm On Jul 24, 2012
The only advantage of not having a girlfriend is being on nairaland everyday.. cool

Life is better when you've got a GOOD girlfriend - not the money hungry slags out there.

Get yourself a good chic, and your life will never be the same again, truss.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2012
Tallest9: bt u go lonely die...
Wrong!

You can have female friends without necessarily tagging anyone "girlfriend". . .

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by MMM2(m): 2:39pm On Jul 24, 2012
1. Long life
2. U re free 2 nyash ashawo
3. No disease from a cheating GF such as hiv & aids
4. No hbp
5. No long talk

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by tunapawizzy: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2012
Tallest9: bt u go lonely die...
my brother loneliness is out of it....in dis era of BOGOF (buy one gal get one free)....

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by ike4real: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2012
)Not having a gurl friend helps you focus on the nitty~grittys of life and keeps you goals~oriented and fully focused• Sefiny

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2012
@ OP; No mata d number of advantages u list. We (both male n female) can‘t do without each other. Say gf,wife,bf...wateva

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Booty4me: 2:45pm On Jul 24, 2012
ike4real: )Not having a gurl friend helps you focus on the nitty~grittys of life and keeps you goals~oriented and fully focused• Sefiny
Best coment so far

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Ninilowo(m): 2:45pm On Jul 24, 2012
tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
With 1K and a bit of carefulness u are ok with d commercial s3x ...............

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jul 24, 2012
M M M: 1. Long life
2. U re free 2 nyash ashawo
3. No disease from a cheating GF such as hiv & aids
4. No hbp
5. No long talk
the don how levels na grin
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jul 24, 2012
ike4real: )Not having a gurl friend helps you focus on the nitty~grittys of life and keeps you goals~oriented and fully focused• Sefiny
still learning french so I can say it should be Cest finis(hopefully am wrong too! grin
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Joeblis(m): 2:50pm On Jul 24, 2012
*licks lollipop*
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by madjune(m): 2:52pm On Jul 24, 2012
ASHAWO HOUSE go become your PAPA HOUSE.

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2012
Jst imagine if guys were not wired to want sex so much more than women ....Won't that jst spell the end of mankind...Most guys would remain bachelors for life...Putting that aside...Evry guy wants a companion and a close friend....Like someone u knw always has ur back... Most women don't fit that bill anymore...And that is the main REASON why men CHEAT....Minus ofcourse the FUN sometimes...

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Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by Carius(m): 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2012
sexkillz: ^And since when did sex become the reason for having a girlfriend?

Does that also mean that every girl you sleep with is your girlfriend?

What do you say about guys that have no girlfriend, but have "friends with benefits"?

Think beyond the box.
I gbadun your reasoning.no too much hassle,just mutual jollification...
Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by godimento: 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2012
tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??
Is dare satisfaction in life!

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