(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da¬me Jonathan
(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.
(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas¬anjo

Holy cow.. I almost choke to death.. My niece made a video of me laughing like mad.. 25 likes I will post the video of it

Men dose irriotzzz must be high on somfng while mkn dose statements... And they are celebrated as leader in this part of the world... Thus one no b joke matter ooo

Lots of lame quotes from Jonathan and his wife, how did these guys get into aso rock for goodness sake.

jacobscros: dame patience should go back to school and take an english class. This is pitiful.

This is the result of using merceneries to write exams in academic institutions.

No 13 got my attention..Quote:."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

Pls ouk is a product of unimaid/absu and he never made that statement,d author of that statement was one traditional ruler in Enugu state in the 80's so correct d anomaly.

50calibre: Lots of lame quotes from Jonathan and his wife, how did these guys get into aso rock for goodness sake.

I hope you are not jealous? Queens english is not a qualification for the presidency.

naptu2:

It was actually said by Julius Malema (former ANC youth leader).

I wont take this from you. Maybe the ANC ex-youth leader also said this, but I saw Dame Patience Jonathan on NTA with my two eyes and heard her with my two ears, it is just unfortunate that NTA will not give us the clip if we request for it. So, please stop behaving like Labaran Maku, Doyin Okupe, Reuben Abati & Reno, I beg in the name of our founding fathers.

And now to add a little foreign flavour. President John Atta Mills of Ghana.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irw3pT3S9cs

D most outstanding one is dat of our first mama.she better join comedians,d likes of lepacios bose,basket mouth, i go dye,i go save & so on.i think she wil serve us there better dan d seat she occupies now.

I can't categorically say one now and
My Oga @d top
Will say another!
www.ncdc. Dat all!

This is the reason why our leaders should standardize education. I will urge our leaders to appoint learned men as their SA's, PA's etc. Anyway nija must be better.

dame jonathan is the highest spoker

Dame Jonathan once said this....."my husband is the best couples in the world"

chu!.... maami dame Patience's quotes made me laff soteyyy i nearly forget my diñner o. one of em
"good afternoon o my fellow widow"

Na oga @ the top dey see dere own dey dere body.

naptu2:

It was actually said by Julius Malema (former ANC youth leader).

Exactly. So OP is yarning dust!!

*thinking*...Nigerian politicians will soon need to start their own HELL-FIRE..."Telephone's not 4d poor"...GOD PUNISH YOU!!!

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ZACHIE: https://www.nairaland.com/1310241/22-dumbest-quotes-leaders#16015152


]moderators this is poor
very poor
they is a running thread before this stolen piece yet it did not hit FP
Please, bring this one down and revert to ]the original

so people now cry when their post don't make front page. i pity you, because you've sold your birth right to seun

Or something?

You sounded like Dame herself

tchidi: 1: this post is a joke!
2: Dame Patience didn't say d suicide thingy!! It was a politician in South Africa or something..

aduje: I got these quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.

I kept wondering....

Nairalanders, please what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian Leader?

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister Labaran Maku.

(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.

(3)..."Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu

(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn"...GEJ

(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan

(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar

("..until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.

(9)..."Telephon­e is not meant for the poor"..David Mark

(10)..."The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States" -Yakubu Gowon

(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim

(12).."At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezean­i Madueke.

(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria"...Obas­anjo

(14)..."The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny"..Malla­m isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.

(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...Chris­ Uba

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Da­me Jonathan

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.


Source: Nigeria Info Radio Lagos (99.3FM)

Quote 13 and 14..............crime against God and humanity respectively.

Today is world aids day and all nigerial have aids but some are negative while some are positive by DAME PATIENCE

They av killd english.
Patience is an assassin

REALITY101:

Holy cow.. I almost choke to death.. My niece made a video of me laughing like mad.. 25 likes I will post the video of it

25 likes!!! For a video u are laffin like madt in??
Or maybe i dint gt u..

How can anyone forget this line?

“God is a democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approve of it.”
-Jonah Jang

Fashola does not
have to do much as governor besides "traffic control and
environmental sanitation". "Even
the BRT lanes are federal roads".-Labaran Maku

Pathetic, really. And to think these are the people ruling us. "Those who are too smart to engage
in politics are punished by being
governed by those who are dumber."
-Plato. Says it all. And I want the believ the Patienc Jonathan quotes are just bants, right?

Okiki_Oluwa: I can't believe it that a whole informination minister of Nigeria ll say "we thank the President for bring Facebook to Nigeria". Eww!!!
____________________
Last Bullet: Patience has spoken so many incorrect sentences that even those she didn't say ll be mentioned.

Wetin be 'informination minister'...sounds like abomination and for.nication..

Nice quote buh horrible

Hmmm...all these are trash. When I was child, I watered d school and fired d town" was attributed to one Igwe Odezuluigbo Nike(RIP), how come it now Kalu's quote. I dare d op to prove, by reliable source, where Kalu stated that.
Be mindful of tarnishing people image for nothing or fun. What goes around, comes by

nelxsantos: 1st position goes to DAME P. JONATHAN, thumps up 4 our 1st lady 4 maintainin her position. Lollll

U are even worse than the Presidents Wife......see wat u are writing or spelling........
See pot calling kettle black