Hello Hello everyone I just wanted to educate u about the little princesses you buy gifts for called women. Stay tuned this will be fun and oh....I just found out my friend is sleeping with a girl I was chyking who happens to also have a boyfriend. As I said before stay tuned!

this is a post by Unknown on bristollair. is this guy a great DJ or what? and you know what the sad part about this is? its all true. have fun guys, this is a rollercoaster ride.


by Unknown
A straight-talking post that was controversially posted across half of usenet in 2003.


I wasn't a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.

I'd like to point out that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.

I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL **** her that next day.

Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I **** her. Sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I **** her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me until after I've ****ed her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bull**** story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.

I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early 30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women **** all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude *****es in social situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could **** just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I ****ed them.

Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.

Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and **** LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want the top man...so the top man ****s lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.

You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!

I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those *****s out there without getting any play. (You *****es know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)

* Don't be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)

* Don't get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to trust that you can handle that. It's ok (and necessary) to occasionally put your foot down...just make sure she knows you are fully in control of yourself.

* Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It's just like dancing - women hate a man who can't lead.

* When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them, when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they're right.) It's important to structure your body language and conversation so that they honestly don't believe you want something from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.

* DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don't show off. Don't talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.

* Don't ignore her friends. A woman values her friend's opinions more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)

* To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you...playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that "I can't believe you just said that" look, do NOT back down, do not say "Oh I'm just kidding" or anything like that.

* As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don't take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That's right...women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It's crazy but that's how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she's saying as though she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.

* She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this, or she will flake later (even if you've kissed her!) Women are the worst flakes in the world! Don't make it too easy for her, make her work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake vulnerabilities, like pretending I'm shy or insecure about something. I know it's ****ed up but women need to see that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too perfect.

* Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don't like to feel like you are with them only because you can't do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others. Yeah, I know.

* Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink. Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations the better.

* Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make it "just happen." She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bull**** generator that women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don't get her Hot until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than Hot.

* Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.

* BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULL****. Chicks do not look at your excuses and try to see if they are bull**** or not... because that is the logical thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see if YOU seem to believe your own bull**** when you say it. If you look like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is to believe your own bull****, and other aspects about yourself that you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)... because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically 'impart' to the chick!

* One more thing...many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don't listen to them, THEY DON'T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.

If you do things this way, after a few months practice you WILL get laid like a rock star. The guys who get laid are the ones who know what they are doing, because they have practiced on lots of women. Ironically, women are most attracted to the men who are most likely to **** them and then dump them on their ass - because those are precisely the men who have so many other options because they practice on lots of women. That's why you always hear women *****ing about how men are assholes that only want to **** them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to.

Women tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down with and pay for all their ****. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate to find this guy. Once they do, they will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to **** some old chick in her 30's? That's what beta males are for! Heh)

Hey, don't blame me - I didn't make things the way they are. I was just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do :-)

Unknown

in fact women are so sneaky that they will not comment for fear that this thread will get popular and you men will know the truth. I will refresh this thread every week for the next 10 years

Nice 1.

U for kuku go publish am mr writer it will make a bestseller. To you you ve the formular for catching women. HIV is real

jacobscros: in fact women are so sneaky that they will not comment for fear that this thread will get popular and you men will know the truth. I will refresh this thread every week for the next 10 years

na so u jobless?

Da_b¤§§.:
na so u jobless?

no I just care about my fellow man

Interestingly funny...

Poster, you are right in most of your philosophy about women and how to win them, but unfortunately, most men know about those tricks or tactics too, but chose to be good guys who don't chase after things in skirts, maybe for certain reason(s) like:

1. Religion
2. Personal decisions
3. Purity
4. Discipline
5. Belief, etc

So do not mistake the quietness of a sleeping tiger to be cowardice!

And I will suggest you slow down on the way you sleep around with different women for many reasons I can't just outline here.

Mind you, I have friends like you who sleep around with women and some do say they have slept with over 100 diff women, and I am sure any guy willing to be a playboy can beat those records; its just a matter of decision, devotion and trial, but I would advice any man to desist from making such unscrupulous decision even though the world of today now paint it as the best way of life and even encourage it unknowingly.

Above all, there is pride in knowing that no woman can move you as a man, and there is pride in being that guy most women keep wondering what you're up to cos you don't get moved by their amorous advances or romantic approaches!

...and once you have mastered how to control your libido, and u are able to conquer that natural freak for women that's inborn in every man, you can become anything u wish to become in life cos your life decisions, goals and approach towards life won't be influenced by women!

Life isn't just about sex, sex and sleeping with different women, there is more to it, but I still fancy your write-up cos it would spark up a good intellectual discuss which can lead to several other philosophical brainstorming about human behavioural reactions.

I did not write the article

jacobscros: in fact women are so sneaky that they will not comment for fear that this thread will get popular and you men will know the truth. I will refresh this thread every week for the next 10 years

i read the previous post you typed up there,not this one and i was laughing so hard at your self aggradizement and self delusion.you must really think all women are bimbos and so easy to sleep with but guess what,i have come across men like you,exactly like you with their sterotype about women but they left disapointed.all their schemes and guise did not make them see my underwear much more my pant.you must really feel like one male hero with vaginas all around him to slot his penis in whenever he likes you be real commedian shebi you put honey for your penis like my mom will ask sarcastically

DailyNews: Interestingly funny...

Poster, you are right in most of your philosophy about women and how to win them, but unfortunately, most men know about those tricks or tactics too, but chose to be good guys who don't chase after things in skirts, maybe for certain reason(s) like:

1. Religion
2. Personal decisions
3. Purity
4. Discipline
5. Belief, etc

So do not mistake the quietness of a sleeping tiger to be cowardice!

And I will suggest you slow down on the way you sleep around with different women for many reasons I can't just outline here.

Mind you, I have friends like you who sleep around with women and some do say they have slept with over 100 diff women, and I am sure any guy willing to be a playboy can beat those records; its just a matter of decision, devotion and trial, but I would advice any man to desist from making such unscrupulous decision even though the world of today now paint it as the best way of life and even encourage it unknowingly.

Above all, there is pride in knowing that no woman can move you as a man, and there is pride in being that guy most women keep wondering what you're up to cos you don't get moved by their amorous advances or romantic approaches!

...and once you have mastered how to control your libido, and u are able to conquer that natural freak for women that's inborn in every man, you can become anything u wish to become in life cos your life decisions, goals and approach towards life won't be influenced by women!

Life isn't just about sex, sex and sleeping with different women, there is more to it, but I still fancy your write-up cos it would spark up a good intellectual discuss which can lead to several other philosophical brainstorming about human behavioural reactions.

live them na,them no dey tell person.yorubas say,they dont stop a child from walking into trouble as long as he can face the consequences alone,the same people also said if private part spoil,na only the owner go dey feel the pain.the thing wey dem sabi chop,if e kill them,e no bad na.them dey beg person to dey wise.when them contact gonnorhea,syphyllis and hiv,them go cool down.go lasuth na,you go see aids patient wey full there.if them no wan wise,it wont be bad if they join the hiv patients for lasuth.hian :/

daily news u raised raised excellent points. This is not to tell people to sleep around at all. Its just so u know the animal u are dealing with in women. They call us dogs but they are serpents.

happy sunday

N

greetings

This will not end well

The CHAMP has spoken.

DailyNews: Interestingly funny...

Poster, you are right in most of your philosophy about women and how to win them, but unfortunately, most men know about those tricks or tactics too, but chose to be good guys who don't chase after things in skirts, maybe for certain reason(s) like:

1. Religion
2. Personal decisions
3. Purity
4. Discipline
5. Belief, etc

So do not mistake the quietness of a sleeping tiger to be cowardice!

And I will suggest you slow down on the way you sleep around with different women for many reasons I can't just outline here.

Mind you, I have friends like you who sleep around with women and some do say they have slept with over 100 diff women, and I am sure any guy willing to be a playboy can beat those records; its just a matter of decision, devotion and trial, but I would advice any man to desist from making such unscrupulous decision even though the world of today now paint it as the best way of life and even encourage it unknowingly.

Above all, there is pride in knowing that no woman can move you as a man, and there is pride in being that guy most women keep wondering what you're up to cos you don't get moved by their amorous advances or romantic approaches!

...and once you have mastered how to control your libido, and u are able to conquer that natural freak for women that's inborn in every man, you can become anything u wish to become in life cos your life decisions, goals and approach towards life won't be influenced by women!

Life isn't just about sex, sex and sleeping with different women, there is more to it, but I still fancy your write-up cos it would spark up a good intellectual discuss which can lead to several other philosophical brainstorming about human behavioural reactions.

Good post bro...at least you are intelligent and you have been able to answer all men wisely. Like you said, women hate to see this kind of post and the aim is not to go about sleeping with everything but to understand the animal they are made of. The same guys that are critisizing ur post will still yarb guys come to complain about how their gf broke their h@t. Some people are just haters, what I do is to ignore them.

hmmmmmm.... so wat is the bone of contention??

Just to chip in a few things.
1. The OP is largely largely on point.
2. There are exceptions to the rules in the game. However, just because an exception falls in a player's 20% failure doesn't mean she can't/won't end up on another player's 20% success rate.

So in essence this is a self-aggrandising somewhat 'guide' on how to get laid, he has some fair points.

In regards to the 'interesting' fact, the ratio thing, the variation in numbers comes down to opportunity, or lack thereof (lulz), they're doing the same thing so...

Is this a complaint or what? Isn't he getting what he wants?

gree-die:
hmmmmmm.... so wat is the bone of contention??

lol...The bone of contention is that there is a campaign going on against women success on men. Recently, most guys have been complaining here about how they were used and dumped. Therefore, my man came up with the idea of publishing this post and had promised to update it for the next 10yrs.

ibkaye: So in essence this is a self-aggrandising somewhat 'guide' on how to get laid, he has some fair points.

In regards to the 'interesting' fact, the ratio thing, the variation in numbers comes down to opportunity, or lack thereof (lulz), they're doing the same thing so...

Is this a complaint or what? Isn't he getting what he wants?

Babe, the truth is, things change and the old formula is no longer working. This current formula is also getting popular since Gree-die 's heard about it. We are looking up to the next formula, and the aim is to get our future wife to stay glued to us. The Op is so so on point, women act on their emotions without looking back or thinking twice, that is wickedness.

mecussey:

Babe, the truth is, things change and the old fomula is no longer working. This current fomula is also getting popular since Gree-die 's heard about it. We are looking up to the next fomula, and the aim is to get our future wife to stay glued to us. The Op is so so on point, women act on their emotions without looking back or thinking twice, that is wickedness.

Both sexes have their set 'ways' yes, and since we're generalising, on behalf of the world I'd like to say that this isn't going to change anytime soon sorry b

What's 'Gree-die'?

jacobscros: no I just care about my fellow man

Maybe you can make ur fellow men your partner

ibkaye:
Both sexes have their set 'ways' yes, and since we're generalising, on behalf of the world I'd like to say that this isn't going to change anytime soon sorry b

What's 'Gree-die'?

Did u mean what is Greedy?

kulyie: live them na,them no dey tell person.yorubas say,they dont stop a child from walking into trouble as long as he can face the consequences alone,the same people also said if private part spoil,na only the owner go dey feel the pain.the thing wey dem sabi chop,if e kill them,e no bad na.them dey beg person to dey wise.when them contact gonnorhea,syphyllis and hiv,them go cool down.go lasuth na,you go see aids patient wey full there.if them no wan wise,it wont be bad if they join the hiv patients for lasuth.hian :/

I thought we were banned at the other thread ...

Abi na only me dem ban?

OP, AIDS is real! While you are at it, be wise and think if ur health first

ibkaye:

..lol..Dont worry, she will reply you, just wanted to give you some job

oh it's a user, got it