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Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 11:28am On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye: oh it's a user, got it

..lol.., My new formula is even working...I dont understand why you are replying a foolish person like me.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 11:42am On Jul 02, 2013
mecussey:

..lol.., My new formula is even working...
you've managed a lay already?

mecussey:

I dont understand why you are replying a foolish person like me.
even the foolish deserve a chance grin lol jk
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 02, 2013
dont u knw aw to summarise
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jul 02, 2013
I AGREE WITH OP IF YOUR ARE DATING YANKEE GIRL
BUT FOR NAIJA GIRL, ONLY 3 BASIC RULES

1. SPEND
2. SPEND MORE
3. SCAM, STEAL, EMBEZZLE, MURDER, GET THE MONEY AND SPEND EVEN MORE

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Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2013
[quote author=ibkaye]In regards to the 'interesting' fact, the ratio thing, the variation in numbers comes down to opportunity, or lack thereof (lulz), they're doing the same thing so...[/quotet] Yeah, I was going to point this out but didn't want to make my post too long.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 02, 2013
fresh_dude: Just to chip in a few things.
1. The OP is largely largely on point.
2. There are exceptions to the rules in the game. However, just because an exception falls in a player's 20% failure doesn't mean she can't/won't end up on another player's 20% success rate.

Well said homeboy. I NEVER regard any girl as good or 'different'
merely because she refused to ride my premium c0ck. If she doesn't fall for my game for whatever reason, then she'd most likely fall for another playboy's game and Bleep him, sometimes within a few days of their first meeting. So, that doesn't enhance her value or esteem in my eyes in any way.

There are almost zero exceptions, at least for worldly chicks with worldly desires and interests. Maybe the Jehovah's Witness and some die-hard Muslim girls are exceptions, certainly not the everyday 'normal' chicks.

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Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 4:41pm On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye:
you've managed a lay already?


even the foolish deserve a chance grin lol jk



Intelligent you...I saw a post where one intelligent babe admitted that she missed you so much and I said to myself, you will be much like her. I am sure you won't marry any less than Obama if you are not even Michelle. You better come down because, the highest we have here is GEJ, and you know na.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 02, 2013
mecussey:

Intelligent you...I saw a post where one intelligent babe admitted that she missed you so much and I said to myself, you will be much like her. I am sure you won't marry any less than Obama if you are not even Michelle. You better come down because, the highest we have here is GEJ, and you know na.
Won't even pretend I know what you're talking about
Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 5:50pm On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye:
Won't even pretend I know what you're talking about

..loll alright i will explain further, if I will have time for facebook. Give me your I.D or request this same username of mine.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2013
pro01:

Well said homeboy. I NEVER regard any girl as good or 'different'
merely because she refused to ride my premium c0ck. If she doesn't fall for my game for whatever reason, then she'd most likely fall for another playboy's game and Bleep him, sometimes within a few days of their first meeting. So, that doesn't enhance her value or esteem in my eyes in any way.

There are almost zero exceptions, at least for worldly chicks with worldly desires and interests. Maybe the Jehovah's Witness and some die-hard Muslim girls are exceptions, certainly not the everyday 'normal' chicks.

Spoken like a true G. What's up? Don't see you around.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 02, 2013
mecussey:

..loll alright i will explain further, if I will have time for facebook. Give me your I.D or request this same username of mine.
i'm ok thanks
Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye:
i'm ok thanks

It's ok, was only trying to explain who GEJ is, he is a popular person and he is even on Google. All the same, no problem.
Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye:
i'm ok thanks
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jul 02, 2013
mecussey:

It's ok, was only trying to explain who GEJ is, he is a popular person and he is even on Google. All the same, no problem.
You mean Goodluck Jonathan? The current president of Nigeria?
Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 7:36pm On Jul 02, 2013
ibkaye:
You mean Goodluck Jonathan? The current president of Nigeria?

You know him? Yes he is.. though most people still do not believe
Re: The Truth About Women by Canelle(f): 7:50pm On Jul 02, 2013
*spits and walk out of this sick, stupid thread*
Re: The Truth About Women by uniqueren(f): 9:59pm On Jul 02, 2013
i tried to stay tuned bro believe me
but then i fell of my seat and am so sure it wasn't laughter
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 12:00am On Jul 03, 2013
mecussey:

You know him? Yes he is.. though most people still do not believe
he's pretty well known in these streetz cheesy
Re: The Truth About Women by mecussey(m): 1:06am On Jul 03, 2013
ibkaye:
he's pretty well known in these streetz cheesy

Ok so...my plans to know ibkaye west has failed and I dont have plan B, do you have?
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 7:33am On Jul 07, 2013
happy weekend
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2013
TGIF!
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jul 26, 2013
why bittches like arsholes is because dogs sniff each others bums. happy weekend
Re: The Truth About Women by Matthewbriggs(m): 8:16pm On Jul 26, 2013
Life is more deeper than getting laid and shouldn't revolves around a woman's skirt, I might be sounding too preachy but i can't help it. grin I don't have to memorize all this strategies just to get laid, haba I be computer. @ op If you can convert your sex drive to build a career and a life forget it, the sky is just your starting place. On a sound note Me think It pays to live your life, don't stress yourself so much about women, focus on been the best you can be and you will attract the right kind of woman, and when it is time and things fall in place you'll get laid. So far that's what I've been doing and it's working. No time to spend scheming how to get laid, they will even be the one asking you for it.
Re: The Truth About Women by Nobody: 4:23pm On Sep 29, 2013
I now understand women. They are not as difficult as I thought. my advice is as a man master and accept urself and be friendly
Re: The Truth About Women by bluefilm: 3:13pm On Jun 13, 2019
All because I want some pussy?

Nah.

I'd rather keep watching porn.
Re: The Truth About Women by catalan15(m): 9:13pm On Jun 13, 2019
this is a post by Unknown on bristollair. is this guy a great DJ or what? and you know what the sad part about this is? its all true. have fun guys, this is a rollercoaster ride.


by Unknown
A straight-talking post that was controversially posted across half of usenet in 2003.


I wasn't a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.

I'd like to point out that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.

I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL **** her that next day.

Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I **** her. Sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I **** her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me until after I've ****ed her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bull**** story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.

I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early 30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women **** all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude *****es in social situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could **** just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I ****ed them.

Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.

Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and **** LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want the top man...so the top man ****s lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.

You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!

I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those *****s out there without getting any play. (You *****es know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)

* Don't be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)
Noted....
Re: The Truth About Women by palmshots: 6:57am On Jun 22, 2019
So on point Gee

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