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You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by ashmanpolo: 3:33pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell. 2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell. 3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell. 4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil. 5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G Abeg, happy sunday nairalanders...Enjoy your week ahead 2 Likes |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Sanboy25: 4:12pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
For number 1 & 2, I don't think that you'll go in hell because of the amount of money you spend on other things than church. Happy Sunday anyway. |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Olivia241(f): 4:20pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
@sanboy.....really?........ u shud b technical in thinking. |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Lolaabokoku(f): 5:09pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
Moderator Joke section pls |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by babadey(m): 6:18pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
Hilarious but seriously, they are all true. I'm not a victim of Number 1,2,4 and 5 |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by HURUCHI(m): 6:35pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
ashmanpolo: 1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell. nice but which one u day do talk and shame the devil |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by tpia5: 6:36pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
you go to church every sunday yet your mind remains that of an unbeliever, not cool. |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by HURUCHI(m): 6:38pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
tpia@: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 1 Like |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by tpia5: 5:11am On Jun 10, 2013 |
you go to church every sunday yet your mind remains that of an unbeliever, not cool. |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
baba dey: Hilarious but seriously, they are all true. I'm not a victim of Number 1,2,4 and 5 Username: baba dey Gender: Male So u are a victim of 3 abi? What does 3 say : ashmanpolo: 3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday...U be shareholder for hell 1 Like |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by clemz85(m): 2:20pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Chei!!!
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Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Lol @ hidden post |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by slimyem: 8:30pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
REALITY101: Lol @ hidden postI know you are guilty of all the op listed. |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
slimyem: I know you are guilty of all the op listed. Especially #3 |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by ABEngine(m): 9:03pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
Olivia241: @sanboy.....really?........ u shud b technical in thinking.Babe, Clarity matters... N a 5kobo me see o! I just wondered when the rates dropped drastically |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Nobody: 12:45am On Jun 11, 2013 |
[quote author=ashmanpolo]1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell. didnt they teach you in bible studies that its the GESTURE that count, not the amount given?! 2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell. everyone knows that ashis get set prices while your gf/housemaid will just take whatever you give her (since she doesnt do all the above mentioned for money , BUT FOR LOVE) 3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell. if that man of God notices that mini skirt, let alone get confused by it, then he is a MAJORITY stakeholder in hell. 4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil. where else do you want single and ready to marry God fearing brothas to look for holier than thou Christian babes?!you are the one in a partnership with the devil if you expect these guys to go searching for girls anywhere else 5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G lets be honest here, that Kukere song is banging and groovy, while praise in church is boring. btw, since when does your dancing in church has anything to do with your faith?![color=#990000][/color] |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by Mynd44: 12:51am On Jun 11, 2013 |
Lmao |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by shizzle11(m): 6:35am On Jun 11, 2013 |
Re: You Goto Church Every SUNDAY Yet You Do The Following by babadey(m): 7:41am On Jun 12, 2013 |
Oko_AGB: you have serious problem dude. Continue you hear,continue. |
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