jammani:
number 4. Iswear i don enta semi finals... I knw say 1day 1day i go make my family proud.

You No Get Sense!






I'll Be Waiting For Your Arrest Warrant Because Of The Above.

Hmmm...freedom of speech does not mean you should hurl insult at anybody in various many

Nigerian are the most demanding and inpatient humans, am not exonerating the leaders of their act and doings by my comment but we ar all humans prone to mistakes, so I suggest every comment should be written with more rage, less insult because this page is not a stage"


Oga seun please we need delete button Asap.

Okay. I don't get this either.

Can I get jailed for professing love to Yuzedo online, when in reality I'm sworn to one man?

D best thing is.... :-XD best thing is....

alpha conde: Oga seun and all the mods, please help me delete all my comment on nairaland where I have insulted patience jonathan and ameachi, am very sorry, I don't want to go to jail.


By the way, why can't we delete posts ourselves on nairaland? Is it a trap?

It is too late for you, but you will be allowed to have internet access inside the jail to delete your posts.

U guys no go kill person with laughter!!

One of the reasons why its so hard to leave this forum!

Now, if u have abuse me before, we re meeting in the court nxt year..ahahaha..lol.. funny things.



Actually, we naija have to grow up the way we address ourselves online, Honestly!..

I love the law, bring it on plz!..lol..

hahhahahah! i laugh

Chai na me go first land 4 jail o,,make i go delete the ones wey dy my facebook first,,

I never insult any politician before o... I swear. I only talk say Nigeria no get leader!

immortalvoices: Hmmm...freedom of speech does not mean you should hurl insult at anybody in various many

Nigerian are the most demanding and inpatient humans, am not exonerating the leaders of their act and doings by my comment but we ar all humans prone to mistakes, so I suggest every comment should be written with more rage, less insult because this page is not a stage"


Oga seun please we need delete button Asap.

Bros, why u dey ask for delete button nah? chie! my people!.. funny Thursday, nice things.

udifrancis: Oga Seun, I'd like to book and appointment with you ASAP.

When I entered my Nairaland handle in google, come see as my comments full the whole page. LMAO

no b only yhu...i jux dey laf masef!!!
me sef go book appointment wit oga seun o

alpha conde: Oga seun and all the mods, please help me delete all my comment on nairaland where I have insulted patience jonathan and ameachi, am very sorry, I don't want to go to jail.


By the way, why can't we delete posts ourselves on nairaland? Is it a trap?

U dey fear?

Lmao. This thread got M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ thinking.
I think i need to activate what i read in the bible this morning.
Proverbs 21 vs 23. Oya all nairalanders should read that verse.

is this true ?
Quoting Stanley G.V.: Three Gorges Dam in China cost $26 billion and produces 22,500 MW of electricity.
Between Obasanjo and Goodluck, Nigeria has spent over $30 billion, and has less than 4,000 MW.

Tonto Dike should have read this

To all those people abusing GEJ your days are numbered. All the FG has to do is to visit NL, make a narrow search with keywords such as "Jonathan", "retardeen", "clueless" etc. Once the results are displayed, they'll check your NL handle, read your posts and find out what you like most and hook you with it.
For eg: If "born2fuck" is one of the suspects, they'll use a lady with pretty curves to sign up on NL, PM him and ask for sexxx in an agreed venue so when he shows up...KIRIKIRI!
If you are a web designer, they'll call your number and tell you that they need a website and that they'll pay N500,000 for it...you show up...PRISON!
Those who like free browsing, they will say come and collect MTN magic sim with over 100GB data for free at so-and-so place...they show up...GBESE!
Even NL mods who put up some stories on FP won't be spared.
If you know you are guilty, start clamoring for "unsuscribe" link from Seun now

Shut up dea.

Jarus: The 'Jonathan' crew, you hear?

Daftness is relative . . . and very open to interpretation. A daft person may perceive a constructive criticism or correction as insult. that's where the real problem is - being smart enough to appreciate where daftness starts.

At this very moment, a young and illegally beautiful Nigerian actress is reportedly about to face criminal charges brought about by pro-marijuana comments she made on her Farcebook (Confessional) page. This swift police response shows that Nigerian authorities are dead serious about reaching out and touching ANYONE who breaches Nigerian law by publishing "unfavorable" opinions on the internet.

For those cautious enough to hide behind pseudonyms when participating in internet discussion forums, be aware that all internet providers are OBLIGED by law to disclose the IP address and GPS positional coordinates of any internet connectivity users who become the subjects of regional or international law enforcement investigation.

With all this in mind it behooves chit-talking muffugus like me to henceforth SELF-CENSOR all jokes posted to Nairaland, so as not to wake up one daybreak with GBOSA of army boot for door, and come see say watta don pass garri, over common JOKE wey man pikin mistake go yarn for Nairaland readers dem. E get wettin rat see for night, when make am dey shout for afternoon. Our papa dem get parable say person when dey find fish to catch no dey first go climb palm-tree.

[size=14pt]That is why I always say the online community is quack and fake.

Y'all peeps just spew poo out of hatred here on Nairaland.

Shouting Homosexuals, Gays, Lesbians, Retardeen, Johnadaft ETC.

Out of sheer hatred and nothing else.

Calling UTI gay all over the internet but dem no born any of you peeps well to say it in his face. Texascowgirl, I see you.

We Nigerians will always misuse our opportunities. Bigots, now you can be silenced with prison![/size]

What about online BAN; Any Online Ban you implement could land you in jail,NL mods take note.

Abegii make dem shift

na today, taaah, which kain my comment. talk is free i must talk.

kunlesehan: my people since nah online/ cyberworld. ur jail term sef supose be online. oga seun u get golden cyber handcuffs for offenders ? lol

You have forgotten that Seun has a powerful jailer on NL? SPAMBOT!!

What do u guys achieve abusing ur president,it's so unfair u guys should stop it...it's disgusting

No one on this thread is taking this seriously...

alpha conde: Oga seun and all the mods, please help me delete all my comment on nairaland where I have insulted patience jonathan and ameachi, am very sorry, I don't want to go to jail.


By the way, why can't we delete posts ourselves on nairaland? Is it a trap?

u dey fear ?no b real activist u be ?

How did they want to get those disrespecters online In a site like Facebook whr somebody can use another person's picture nd name to open a new account. same goes to nairaland, some ppl have more than 10 different account on nairaland, especially with d case of banning people, because once you banned someone, the person will surely like to open another account as soon as possible which will not contain their original details again . So first of all, seun should stop banning people on nairaland no matter their opinion.

*hisses like a king cobra*

saintvalx: mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/i-punch/online-comments-could-land-you-in-jail/

Now we need to wear masks before airing our views but that doesn't mean that millions of Nigerians are oblivious of the fact that this incumbent administration needs to leave before we can see light.

The light wey u never see since independence. Go wash your brain with omo and retrace where Nigeria's problem started instead of blaming the current Government.

PLS, CAN 1ST TO COMMENT THINGS ATTRACT JAIL SENTENCE

LWKMD!!!!