alpha conde: Oga seun and all the mods, please help me delete all my comment on nairaland where I have insulted patience jonathan and ameachi, am very sorry, I don't want to go to jail.

By the way, why can't we delete posts ourselves on nairaland? Is it a trap?

My friend,don't you know that you can edit your comments by modifying them?
It is only if someone quote your comment that makes you in trouble

If someone steal Seun Osewa pics to make a comments that's in accordance to jail term , that means innocent Seun Osewa might go to jail.

All my enemies in trouble and make I delete all my pics online too, can go to cafe put them to jail

Nairalanders, type nairaland/your username for google and your yansh is open

please if there is any moderator around, let this thread topic be moved to jokes or comedy section asap.
how can u be talking about landing in jail when are all in jail.
who even told u that we are not yet in jail?
before the jail self, what do u mean by those who do not like jonathan's policies? what are his policies? i hear say him get secret projects.
abeg, nigerians are in jail and that is where we are writing from.

[size=15pt]Are we talking about online jail here or......[/size]

@ seun and mods...take note.

The deluge of insults to people in authority on nairaland is alarming. Mods should censor such comments.

Some people that cannot even tell their left from right just spew all types of distasteful comments about those in authority. This is totally unacceptable.

The mods should do something about it or the forum could be sanctioned in line with the topic.

So much for "democracy"

Fuccking perverts! Animals want to shut people up.

Na where d populace dey dem always get power. Our politicians dey threaten d govt day in day out dey release vulgar nd uncivilized statmnts always. Dem neva fit do anytyn. God punsh der papa. Oya mak una come arrest me

Na where d populace dey dem always get power. Our politicians dey threaten d govt day in day out dey release vulgar nd uncivilized statmnts always. Dem neva fit do anytyn. God punish der papa. Oya mak una come arrest me

NICE MOVE, THE PRESIDENT WILL NOW HAVE REST MIND NO MORE INSULT FROM THE SOCIAL NETWORK AGAIN, GOD BLESS THE N.B.A.

slimyem: No one on this thread is taking this seriously...

hw serious do you want us to take it. Mr man, can you chase a ghost with a cutlass?.

i hope the pic below will not land the viewers in jail.

Federal or state jail Yeye people no better thing to do, Good luck jonathan u be mumu.

alpha conde: Oga seun and all the mods, please help me delete all my comment on nairaland where I have insulted patience jonathan and ameachi, am very sorry, I don't want to go to jail.
By the way, why can't we delete posts ourselves on nairaland? Is it a trap?

Ha ha ha please calm down and park well, Oga Alpha Conde. You too dey fear. A-ah. Why ? Dem no talk say army recruit go bundle you go throway for inside barracks guard-room. Dem no talk say dem go kill you with blanla and stick.

Na only small jail like this dem say you go serve, and you don begin dey cry and beg like person when never enter cell before ? Lie no good, na you do yaself. Trouble dey sleep. Yanga go wake am. If to say you no go mention the name of all the people wey you dey insult for nairaland since, dem for no get reason to investigate you now. Too much yanga wey you dey do, na him cause wey dem don write ya name put for inside RED BOOK, come begin dey find you.

Na you do yaself, before God and man, but still yet, make you no fear jail too much like that. No shaking. You no know say na for inside jail many people been dey learn new trade, like 419 letter-writing, army-robber informant, kidnapper driver, Oluwole-Certified Forger, and even surgeon wey sabi cut meat well-well ? You see that dat jail wey dem dey fear to enter so ? If you just take am as BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, or VOCATIONAL TRAINING SEMINAR, you go see say the place no dey too bad like that at all, walahi talahi.

which jail.....i go dey Talk my Mind....Don't force me 2 say what is not Right.....

Suljosh: Federal or state jail Yeye people no better thing to do, Good luck jonathan u be mumu.

IT'S LIKE U ARE OF JAIL, YOU SURELY BE THERE ONE OF THIS DAYS. IF CAN'T RESPECT THE PRESIDENT RESPECT HIS CROWN.

After all me and my husband du it every time....patience Jona
hope dix z one of d comment?

And how can this help to develop Nigeria's bad economy?

Suljosh: Federal or state jail Yeye people no better thing to do, Good luck jonathan u be mumu.

IT'S LIKE U ARE HUNGRY OF JAIL, YOU WILL SURELY BE THERE ONE OF THIS DAYS. IF CAN'T RESPECT THE PRESIDENT RESPECT HIS CROWN.

Make we hear word. The truth is always bitter

otokx: Is it American or Canadian jail?

Guatanamo bay

Paradise prison will be ok

Paradise-like prison will be ok.

Don't know what to say cos i do not expect more from a senseless government than that. See to issues that will make us have d benefits of democracy, they won't.


By the way, seems it was someone's opinion, not yet an act. Dem suppose bring dat person for me.

For those of us who use the word "retardeen and retardeeness", fear not for aint no lawyer out there who could proove beyound reasonable doubt what the word stands for. First they would have to tell us what language that is before translating it.

So what's my punishment if I call Jonathan a cûnt?

Since my comments online can land me in Jail, it also means it can land me in riche$, no biggie. Online dissing takes place everywhere around the globe. But diss responsibly...

ahh me na niger republic own i go like oo

Signs of end time