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Re: Review Any Movie by justkunmi(m): 4:42pm On Apr 01, 2008
Neoteny:


vsome DVD movies come with multiangle choices. hit a button on the clicker and BOOM, a different vantage point.

works great for porn, dire for action movies.

lmao, grin cheesy grin
Re: Review Any Movie by Neoteny(m): 4:49pm On Apr 01, 2008
iice:

[color=#9900ff]How could you? angry tongue tongue
I love jet li.  His good guy acting skills need work but he's awesome in his martial arts grin grin


jet li sux.

he is humorless, stiff, unconvincing; his kung pow is contrived, not as convincing as jackie chan's or as technical as donnie yen's. he is almost invincible.

after watching that travesty romeo must die, i wanted to BE romeo so i could just die from the pain. jet li and anthony anderson in one movie.

idiots.

jet li sux.
Re: Review Any Movie by somze(f): 5:36pm On Apr 01, 2008
Grannie
Jackie has acted with Americans before - Rush Hour, Shanghai Noon are good examples.

I don't think the American would be a problem. It would only help sales.

Lets see how it goes. April 18th . . . and it's a Friday too wink grin
Re: Review Any Movie by donchichi: 5:37pm On Apr 01, 2008
Somze

Go and sleep. ehen!! that girl don come back?
Re: Review Any Movie by Novacaine(m): 5:40pm On Apr 01, 2008
[b]I am Legend:[/b]Will Smith was somthing else in that clip his intensity was mindblowing throughout the film up till now i dont know how they pulled that film off

Jet Li is artificial jare you cant pay me to watch that cat's films he is like fake tits
Re: Review Any Movie by Dreloaded(f): 5:53pm On Apr 01, 2008
well Im not big on Jet Li but Hero was a nice movie

Neoteny, I dont even know which is worse between adding women just to play the sexpot or rhe token black person. Although alot of tghe movies I like are "serious" so you dont see the token black often so I'll stick with ranting about unnecessary females roles.
Re: Review Any Movie by almondjoy(f): 6:15pm On Apr 01, 2008
justkunmi:



Saw Vantage Point yesterday and

I was quite disappointed. . .

The director obviously spent more time on the grand concept of the different story angles than the actual story. . The real story lacked depth. . .
and i found a flaw in one of the story angles. . . the story from Matthew Fox's point of view. .thats Kent

In the original view, thats from the TV crew, 2 shots were fired at the President, then he goes down. , then Dennis Quaid launches at Kent and starts barging him with questions and the bomb went off. .
But in Forest Withacker's view, Dennis Quaid was with him using the camcoder to zoom into the room where the bullets came from, then the bomb went off. .
So where was Quaid when the bomb went off. . .??

Mite be wrong though, because[b] i was dozing off[/b] while watchin grin grin

Good car chasing at the end though, but they spent so much time on the concept and neglected the story, which I think is the movie. .

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! cheesy  Don't forget the nauseating use of flash backs.  I thought I was watching 24 or something.  My dear husband was about to punch the next person if he saw one more "12:59" in that movie.  A major waste of time I say.  If not the use of flash backs, the movie would have lasted only 30 minutes!

D-reloaded:

Forrest Whittaker was terrible in the movie (Vantage Pioint). Ugh. They tried so hard to make it some whiny sympathetic movie with the foolish little girl walking into traffic and Forrest whing like a lunatic abut his family. Blah give me a break!

Revolver is better than Bank Job

although Bank Job wasnt bad but it focused too much on the women and frankly if it were up to me, women wouldnt exist in movies esp if their only role is to serve as the "sex kitten". Now roles like Pam grier in Jackie Brown or Uma in Kill Bill are fine and you don't get those often

I thought Forest Whitaker was a "stroke victim" in that movie I swear! grin  God forgive me!

iice:

Ohhh gawd!! Thank you!!

So bank job is good?


Bank Job was decent. If you excuse the cheap opportunities for some of the women there to show their dry boobs for no reason.  But coming from the "Brits", I could not expect anything better.  Infact, I think a couple walked out of the movie theatre when the dry sleazy scenes started coming up.  Nothing erotic or romantic about them at all.  Just dry! I loved the suspense and the story line. 

It reminded me of "The Italian Job"! grin I went home to watch "The Italian Job" all over again just to see that dude again!
Re: Review Any Movie by Dreloaded(f): 6:17pm On Apr 01, 2008
Lmao at least you were nice, you gave him stroke


I was thinking complete retard angry
Re: Review Any Movie by almondjoy(f): 6:22pm On Apr 01, 2008

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was that a review, a putdown, or a sincere rant? i can't tell.

that movie was lame.


All of the above=reviews. cool Lame? Maybe. But we did not waste our $50 like we did in "Vantage Point"! kiss

D-reloaded:

Lmao at least you were nice, you gave him stroke


I was thinking complete retard angry

You are mean! cheesy The guy was very annoying! Gosh! cheesy
Re: Review Any Movie by somze(f): 9:35pm On Apr 01, 2008
Yet Jet Li is fake, I don't like him really, but I love Jackie Chan.

I've hardly said more than a word in reference to Jet Li about this film. I think Jackie's flair for comedy and martial arts will be obvious in the film.

Surprised you guys are not excited about Jackie though . . .
Re: Review Any Movie by Dreloaded(f): 10:04pm On Apr 01, 2008
because he's wack.

Jackie Ko, Pai Mei ni. All his "good" movies were back in China

Now a GOOD "maritioal arts" movie is Curse of The Golden Flower. Great movie.

Re: Review Any Movie by iice(f): 2:07am On Apr 02, 2008
D-reloaded:

Lmao iice, anytime I go on my "women should be removed from movies' rant, guys stare at me like I'm insane, gues sthey need their eyecandy, whatever. Of course I have nothing against females as I am one but alot of time their roles are so bloody unnecessary

In Snatch, there was just ONE woman really and that was Brad Puitt's mom and she served a purpose. Take Departed, was that stupid tart Leo was sleeping with necessary to the story, um no. Same with Jennifer Connelly's character in Blood Diamond, I can go on and on, but i wont, for now tongue

anyway yea Bank Job was pretty entertaining but I still think Revolver was better even though Snatch still remains as my fav Jason Statham movie wink

Yeah i wondered why Jennifer Connelly's character even existed in that movie undecided A dude can just play the reporter part. It's always love interest thing undecided Be making unnecessary parts for women.
Ok if the movie is entertaining, i'l give it a shot. Besides i like heist movies tongue

@AJ, british movies are not for everyone tongue There was a time i used to wonder what da heck and then i saw trainspotting and lock stock & 2 smoking barrels. Now i like their movies. It's not usually the trash we get in hollywood tongue Lmao @ Dry boobs tongue

Ok Jet li is stiff, but like TOH, i loved Hero. And he is more in his element in a chinese movie. I prefer him in silent roles like Lethal Weapon 4 grin Jackie Chan is more of a comedian.

Granchile, i said American Ninja vibe. . .or maybe 3 ninjas vibe will get my point across undecided

TOH, i loved curse of the Golden Flower. It made me fall in love with Chow again.
Re: Review Any Movie by samir101ng(m): 4:47am On Apr 02, 2008
I think Jet Li is cool. The problem i think is from the roles he's playing. Jet Li and Jackie Chan approach the martial arts in their movies with unique styles. Jet Li has force, speed, stamina, tactics and superb styles. Jackie Chan's style however includes manouverability, doggedness, agility, wit and sometimes power. Jet Li fights head on while Jackie Chan most of the times starts by defending himself and then uses the opponents power against them. I have watched plenty of Jet Li's movies produced in china like Once Upon a time in China 1&2&3, Fong Sai Yuk 1&2, Lord of the Wu Tang Clan (Evil Cult), Fist of Legend, Black Mask, Swordsman etc. I can assure you that anybody who has watched this movies will agree that Jet Li is in his element. But it has come to my attention that Jet Li has been picking shitty roles in american films that don't do him justice to his skills. That i think is where the problem lies. Whenever i want to watch a comedy kung-fu, i watch jolly old jackie chan, but when i want hard core, butt whupping traditional chinese movie, give me Jet Li anytime, anyday.
Re: Review Any Movie by somze(f): 8:28am On Apr 02, 2008
TOH
Jackie wack? Well we all have different tastes.

Arrrggghhh like I don't really have time for movies . . . and get to miss most of them. (dont know how you guys keep up though, maybe there's a secret.)

How recent is the curse of  the golden flower?

I see you like pure undiluted chinese martial arts so films like kunfu hussle and Jackie's comedy flicks dont come across to you.
Re: Review Any Movie by somze(f): 8:50am On Apr 02, 2008
Noticed the film is about two years old,

Don't really like the script . . . too complicated

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Golden_Flower

Or maybe I need to watch the film first to understand it undecided

Now where to find it and then time . . . undecided
Re: Review Any Movie by Neoteny(m): 9:15am On Apr 02, 2008
jet li is a one-act dog.

thats why he gets shitty roles

cos his acting skills are shitty

jet li cant live without wires to help him pull off his mechanical "chans".

jackie chan owns him


@d-reloaded

i cant bear to watch a movie full of dudes. a woman spices things up even if she doesnt strip.

but that random black character-
Re: Review Any Movie by iice(f): 10:06am On Apr 02, 2008
Neoteny:

but that random black character-

Hehehehe grin grin
Re: Review Any Movie by justkunmi(m): 11:21am On Apr 02, 2008
Anyone seen Sleuth?
Its an old movie but I saw it yesterday. .
Michael Caine and Jude Law. . .trying to drown us in yarns. . cheesy

anyone seen it, watyathink?
Re: Review Any Movie by Dreloaded(f): 2:34pm On Apr 02, 2008
iice, Glad you like it. Gong Li is gorrgeous. I just dont understand how she didnt let her boobs suffocate her being stuffed up like that. Gosh tongue

Neoteny, like I said it depends on the movie. Just dont like women who are there to s4rve jhust ONE purpose. If being the "love interest/sex kitten" is just ONE of her many roles in the movie then Im fine. Curse of The Golden Flower has Gong Li(gorgeous woman, great actress), her role was VERY important even though she d9oes play a demented love interest.
Random black dudes are usually placed in mediocre movies and since when it come sto film, I try not to watch crap like that anyway , I dont have to deal with such wink

somze, I cant watch movies with you man. if the plot of COGF is complicated for yiou, then I'd be destined to watch American Pie for the rest of my life. embarassed tongue. Stop spoiling the movie for yourself and bloody watch it. Very entertaining.
Re: Review Any Movie by iice(f): 3:04pm On Apr 02, 2008
I just found out that Saffron Burrows was the woman in Bank Job. undecided I don't like that woman undecided
Re: Review Any Movie by somze(f): 5:07pm On Apr 02, 2008
D-reloaded:


somze, I can't watch movies with you man. if the plot of COGF is complicated for yiou, then I'd be destined to watch American Pie for the rest of my life. embarassed tongue. Stop spoiling the movie for yourself and bloody watch it. Very entertaining.
Watch movies with me? Is that kinda like a date? tongue grin grin

I'll see if I can check for it over the weekend.

Now where to find those . . . any ideas anyone? undecided
Re: Review Any Movie by dinozzo(m): 6:17pm On Apr 02, 2008
I like Jet Li o, whether he can act or not, I just like his fighting. War was cool for an action flick IMO, has anyone seen Tau ming chong?

I watched vantage point, it was ok, very good car chase scene but I expected more action in the end tongue.
Re: Review Any Movie by Neoteny(m): 10:34pm On Apr 02, 2008
dinozzo:

I like Jet Li , War was cool for an action flick IMO,, vantage point, it was ok

clearly you are spaced out.
Re: Review Any Movie by dinozzo(m): 1:24am On Apr 03, 2008
lol, because I said i like Jet li grin. War was ok, yeah mindless action but it was still generally good for an action flick so was vantage point tongue
Re: Review Any Movie by Neoteny(m): 10:32am On Apr 03, 2008
dinozzo:

lol, because I said i like Jet li grin. War was ok, yeah mindless action but it was still generally good for an action flick so was vantage point tongue

only low budget flicks feature jason statham. i find him stocky, inflexible and much better in lock stock and 2 smoking barrels as the turk.

jet li sux

i wont lie to you, man, but the premise of vantage point far supercedes the actual execution. yah, thrills abound in the car chase etc, but in the end the whole thing leaves a bitter taste in the eye. grin
Re: Review Any Movie by iice(f): 4:31pm On Apr 03, 2008
TOH i agree Gong Li is gorgeous!!

The scene when Chow beats his child shocked shocked shocked
Re: Review Any Movie by mohawkchic(f): 7:01pm On Apr 03, 2008
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~Movie was filmed in Botswana,and dare i say, i was very Impressed w/ Jill Scott,more so the Tswana accent she had,i would ave sworn she's not American if i didnt know her!!

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Re: Review Any Movie by pein(m): 9:02am On Apr 04, 2008
@all
what movies are you guys/girls looking forward to this summer.personally,im looking at Iron Man,Bangkok Dangerous(nic cage),Street Kings(keanu reeves,forest whitaker),Hellboy 2:The Golden Army(Ron Perlman) and for all you gaming wizards yes our most loved guy is at it again.Uwe Boll is set to release anoda crapfest,this time its POSTAL!!! grin cnt wait for the internet to explode when this come out!!!
Re: Review Any Movie by Neoteny(m): 10:12am On Apr 04, 2008
pein:

@all
what movies are you guys/girls looking forward to this summer.personally,im looking at Iron Man,Bangkok Dangerous(nic cage),Street Kings(keanu reeves,forest whitaker),Hellboy 2:The Golden Army(Ron Perlman) and for all you gaming wizards yes our most loved guy is at it again.Uwe Boll is set to release another crapfest,this time its POSTAL!!! grin cnt wait for the internet to explode when this come out!!!









i have some hopes for doomsday, but then all mad-max/world gone wild theme is making me jittery.










uwe boll will never stop until god strikes him with the plague and he keels over. postal? i thought you meant portal; in that case he can go ahead and mangle it, portal is crap anyway.
Re: Review Any Movie by Seun(m): 10:16am On Apr 04, 2008
Looking forward to Iron man.
Re: Review Any Movie by iice(f): 12:52pm On Apr 04, 2008
pein:

Uwe Boll is set to release another crapfest,this time its POSTAL!!! grin cnt wait for the internet to explode when this come out!!!

cheesy cheesy cheesy and our eyes and brains along with it. . . tongue

Neoteny:

uwe boll will never stop until god strikes him with the plague and he keels over. postal? i thought you meant portal; in that case he can go ahead and mangle it, portal is crap anyway.

Would that it could happen cheesy cheesy cheesy Can he do anything other than trashing all games?

The Dark Night is what am seriously waiting for
Re: Review Any Movie by Nobody: 2:08am On Apr 05, 2008
10,000 B.C and 3 Pigs and a Baby are both a waste of money!!! they sucked!!!!!!!!

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