I was driving home after work and there was heavy traffic...i was on the left lane and on the far right i saw a goddess waiting for a cab...WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO..Start trafficating right..IN SHORT WHEN URE DRIVING GENERALLY AND U SEE A Chick IS IT SANE OR DECENT TO PARK because of dis.......

Damn!! I'll park on the motorway to talk to a super nice chic. Heck I used to do 360 on one-way streets just to talk to chics.

Anyway, don't try that at home - I'm a man with 100 lives and the only one who can't get away with dem things there. I'm naturally "turnt" up.

i need guts

I love doing it on rainy days, when angels have no choice than to hop in and get warm coffee from my customized golden coffee maker in my auto. What other time do I have to show them the luxurious living and make them cum before I even go. It always works. Once its drizzly, just get the rims rolling and get some angels to come get my nuts sac sucked. Angels love playas.

And pple wonder why they get robbed or kidnapped.

I hope you are not trying this in Lagos at night. While it is admirable to help others, it might also be wise to think of your safety before you are the one inside the rain and someone else is driving away with your car

Go ahead. Park, Parker, even Parkest.
That was how my Nokia DSTV phone dissapeared.
I picked her up, we went to a bar,
some touch, touch...
My phone left with her.
When I called she laughed and said 'You too big for that, buy another one!'

Lovetinz: Go ahead. Park, Parker, even Parkest.
That was how my Nokia DSTV phone dissapeared.
I picked her up, we went to a bar,
some touch, touch...
My phone left with her.
When I called she laughed and said 'You too big for that, buy another one!'

o boy u jonze big time

190: park up immediately pick her and drive straight to tha HOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

one day u go carry mammy water

All those tricks are wen it's raining...

All u need to do wen it aint raining is::

1. Spot a nice chick standing alone

2. Professionally ram into her with ur car and precisely break her leg, arm, or ribs

3. Take her to the hospital

4. Pay her bills.

5. Visit her everyday with gifts, cards, flowers with poems.

Before she heal i guarantee u her heart..

Well, av seen these in movies..i only say u make it intentional. It should work

^^
Nice advice