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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by OPEYEMIAD(m): 3:15pm On Jul 16, 2013
Factorysetting

Anybody my Dad Slap must restore factory setting
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by bknight: 3:15pm On Jul 16, 2013
yellowpawpaw: Not from my parents but a guy I was supposed to marry.I saw God and d devil at d same time.c imprint for my face immediately.old boy,I pick benjo and never looked back. [B]I always thank God for that slap o! Brought me back to ma senses.[/b]lv is not blind for that one!

grin grin grin such slaps are known to reset the brain back to a functional state and clear the eyes.

The type I mentioned elsewhere
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by MsPweshy(f): 3:16pm On Jul 16, 2013
Look @them, they b claiming ajebo..saying things like they have never been slapped b4
grin can remember when my dad slapped me damn!! I saw stars, for like 10s I wasn't myself.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Mcweber(m): 3:17pm On Jul 16, 2013
Choi!!!! If my papa slap ‎​you ehn, na dat day ‎​you go know kaki no be leather. My old boy can sabi slap person o
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by buchito1(m): 3:17pm On Jul 16, 2013
drnairalov: day ma dad slapped me, i saw Angel Gabriel hawking bread
Na u talk am ooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by xamiel: 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2013
I don't remember
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Burger01(m): 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2013
My dad's slap... DEAFENING!!!.. and bell RINGING.

sad
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by clubone05: 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2013
My dad never slapped any of us..he never lost his cool...but he was a professional flogger.
He could give you 5000 strokes with drawing a sweat.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by OilCabal: 3:21pm On Jul 16, 2013
Awareness grin
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by daniwealth(m): 3:22pm On Jul 16, 2013
Lolx! 4 nny question bt dad slap is hot oooooo
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jul 16, 2013
Thunderous
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Chimerase(m): 3:25pm On Jul 16, 2013
Darkness in de face of de earth cry
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by 1bunne4lif(m): 3:28pm On Jul 16, 2013
jami3y: THUNDEROUS! That was what it used to be.
thunderous my brother. I was just thinking of what to qualify it with.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by SirMonday(m): 3:28pm On Jul 16, 2013
OMOLUABI NI MI....NEVER GOT SLAPPED.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Delejumi(m): 3:28pm On Jul 16, 2013
Hell.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Kdamilola(m): 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2013
Mehn! D slap comes once in a while, but when it comes, it's thunderous!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Yungdamzyl(m): 3:31pm On Jul 16, 2013
Sir Monday: OMOLUABI NI MI....NEVER GOT SLAPPED.
ehn,if i hear na everytym u dy do assignment for skul?
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by pharuk: 3:34pm On Jul 16, 2013
Dad has 2 types of slap.

1. He gives you the feeling like he is going to slap you, the thought alone gives you headache and makes you fall sick

2. Then the real slap, the kind that makes your inner mouth echo and your ear rings

Not to derail the topic but the worst slap was from a soldier, all I remembered was him raising his hand and then waking up with water on my face and people lifting me up.

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Itoroetti(m): 3:34pm On Jul 16, 2013
blank: He never ever slapped me so I don't know.

Liar!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by tayoccu(m): 3:35pm On Jul 16, 2013
Genjutsu, you won't see his hands move, but you'll hear the thunder, and feel the pain
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by EduColombo(m): 3:35pm On Jul 16, 2013
oooohhhh! What a MISS!
I sharp pass him..

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Itoroetti(m): 3:35pm On Jul 16, 2013
slimyem: Never got slapped...by anyone!!

Liar de 2
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by smudge2079(m): 3:38pm On Jul 16, 2013
cant rememba...e don tey
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jul 16, 2013
LOL my sibling says his slaps 'echoes', as the last born and favourite child of course, he has never hit me. He'd yell and yell and yell. smiley
Same can't be said for my mum tho. I'll stop here sad

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by rezzy: 3:42pm On Jul 16, 2013
I cant remember him slapping me but i know his shouting then "are u stup1d?" makes me wee wee on my pants.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Raypawer(m): 3:42pm On Jul 16, 2013
Boisterous Thunder... Accompanied by starzzzzzzzzzz... and tempory blindness., hm! it waz neva a funi experience...

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jul 16, 2013
rezzy: I cant remember him slapping me but i know his shouting then "are u stupid?" makes me wee wee on my pants.


Hehe CHICKEN!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by FOREXMARTS: 3:44pm On Jul 16, 2013
Kpahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Sinyaaawunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jul 16, 2013
He has never slapped me, i don't think he will ever.
However he once kicked me with his right foot. And it was a goal!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by rezzy: 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2013
Amaaskia:


Hehe CHICKEN!

My sister na so. I fear cane die.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Raypawer(m): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2013
Edu Colombo :
oooohhhh! What a MISS!
I sharp pass him..

u go fear!

U miss my fada slap

U've just invited wrestlmania to ur self,

cos im go make sure say him clear wetin dey him mind trou beatinz....

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by dandollaz: 3:47pm On Jul 16, 2013
Egbegwe-thunder strickstick-twinkle twinkle little star-nokia 3310 vibration

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