Rexsul: i know most of us have received a slap from Papa which i know won't b a funny experience

so guys let describe papa's slap in One word.....4 me hmmmm.....Wonderful

.I neva experienced dat b4.

wow neva knew ds topic finally made front page....dancin kukere remix

For me,meeeen day turn to night......in a minute

my dad never slapped me,in fact I never flogged me once. He is the only ijesha man I know who Is cool,calm and not very strict and stubborn like others I known.... but my mum,chai! the iron lady. I will describe her slap as INSTRUCTIVE... I can remember vividly the day I came back from the football field and Immediately I saw her in the kitchen waiting for me with a pretty cane beside her,I knew I was done for that day. I started begging her from outside, she just told me to enter and receive the strokes on time which I declined... when we were both at it,her hands just come from nowhere and hit my face and the only thing I was hearing for the next 10 minutes was just enter! enter! enter!...in short if my mum dial ur number with slap,u no go fit pick am o

ajasa4link: hahahaha...Omo,ur dad carry blood for eye gan o....chai, experiencing that kind slap will make u believe Jesus is lord

hahhaha y wnt i bliv Jesus is lord even my papa Bliv him dat month more dan anyone, cos we were always prayin dat d lord wil heal my leaf hear. Cum se my mama dey para for my papa. Na evrytym she dey pray make God remove anger dat can kill from my papa life

seeing stars in mirage

Bombardment

Burntcoal: hahhaha y wnt i bliv Jesus is lord even my papa Bliv him dat month more dan anyone, cos we were always prayin dat d lord wil heal my leaf hear. Cum se my mama dey para for my papa. Na evrytym she dey pray make God remove anger dat can kill from my papa life

lol... perhaps ur dad's slap is religious.... I guess he has outgrown that level of strictness now

It was just 'CATACLYSMIC' yes thats the word. I could saw a supernover happen in front of me and everywhere went dark and silent for like 10mins. That was the 1st and last time he ever layed a finger on me. He came nd apologised in the morning. But my mum? OMG, thats all i can say.

As I de write about the slap sef, my body de shake

MACED

Mehhn!
Myn was thunderous!
My mouth was wyd open but cldnt cry out.

I have never received a slap from my dad oh

If ma dad slps u ee, u go see Benzene. Hmmm... HORIBLE

GBOOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nonexistent. My father never slapped any of us.

ajasa4link: my dad never slapped me,in fact I never flogged me once. He is the only ijesha man I know who Is cool,calm and not very strict and stubborn like others I known.... but my mum,chai! the iron lady. I will describe her slap as INSTRUCTIVE... I can remember vividly the day I came back from the football field and Immediately I saw her in the kitchen waiting for me with a pretty cane beside her,I knew I was done for that day. I started begging her from outside, she just told me to enter and receive the strokes on time which I declined... when we were both at it,her hands just come from nowhere and hit my face and the only thing I was hearing for the next 10 minutes was just enter! enter! enter!...in short if my mum dial ur number with slap,u no go fit pick am o

I don't think anyone expected you to flog yourself.

ajasa4link: lol... perhaps ur dad's slap is religious.... I guess he has outgrown that level of strictness now

papa don retire nw enjoying d fruit of his labour and strictness. But u knw a soildier is always a soildier *winks*

Reminds me of my uncle, that guy na dare-devil

#uMmmmm

His slaps taking our senses back to their default settings.

ELECTRIFYING!!!
IT CLEARS UR MADNESS INSTANTA

Amaaskia:


Mmm for the record, they taste like sugar

Yum. I bet :*

One word: FEROCIOUS.

ogugua88:

I don't think anyone expected you to flog yourself.

what were u expecting? that she won't flog me after the slap? of course the pretty cane I described up there became ugly when she was through with me that day

My dad neva slapped me bt my mum, JESU CHRISTY!!! D first 15 mins my cheek goes numb, hot smoke go dey evaporate frm d cheek, my ear go dey ring, my jaw bone go dislocate

My dads slapp is a manual RESET dat brings mi back to my default settings

braxjay: [size=15pt] AUTO-RESET [/size]

Lol.........

My dad has never layed a finger on me. On the contrary, I like slapping myself. You lot wouldn't understand: it's a tough guy thing. Hehe

My papa's slap is MOPOLish, his backhand slap is SOLDIERish. Something Yorubas call Ifoti Oloyi

Dish

[quote author=braxjay][size=15pt] AUTO-RESET Dats serious. factory setting

dridowu: Igbaju oloyin (honey slap)

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