-Mr Cork-:


..HALT THEEER!!!!...are u sure u not Sandboy?? ...are u a man?? ..Sandboy is from France but she claim she is female...she loook male & female from her picture...she also claimed she has a girl...sweeery u gettin me conffused!

spongeback:
that one is between the Both of you I am zeporalily AKA spongeback.

-Mr Cork-:


,,sweeery...u see..that Sandboy babe lied to us and told us she look like beyansi twin sister..but the day i saw her picture, i almost choked on my fish and chips....infact, my food did not digest ontill after 5 days...why do women hav to lie?

spongeback:
I love you mr cork

-Mr Cork-:


...you berrra dont let Sandby catch u...she will whooop the Nigeria outter u...4real. She dosent take kind to babes tryin to get me..........HANG ON...HOW AM WE SURE U ARE FEMALE?

spongeback:
How am I sure you are handsome

-Mr Cork-:


...not sure wher u been but who do u tink s the most handsome guy on nairaland?..serrrriously?..I waz a Model and modelled for top businesses in London includin Topshop, selfriedges, sapphires modelling agency and the biggest of all: BMA Models - one of the UK and Europe's top modeling agencies...truss me. I stopped coz of the Motorcycle accident...I waz very lucky with my injuries coz I work out...My muscles recovered quickly and safed me big time

-Mr Cork-:
..hmmm, i suspect that sweery Sponge babe has Tribal marks...she too agggresive!

-Mr Cork-:


...will u people STOP comparin me to that boy 190...gadeeeemit..what kinda insult is that?

goat

alutacontinua: Why do you two love each other so much?
eeehhhrrrmmm, 190, did you see the thread where bin gbagbo wants to cut off your thing?

Uhmmm nope

that aint gna be possible cos im far away in america

over the seas so he aint gna have no chance coming near me

-Mr Cork-:


,,sweeery...u see..that Sandboy babe lied to us and told us she look like beyansi twin sister..but the day i saw her picture, i almost choked on my fish and chips....infact, my food did not digest ontill after 5 days...why do women hav to lie?

190: well to be honest im very smooth with women way better than mr cork in the game

cork phuck off dont quote me ever

Fool

alutacontinua: Why do you two love each other so much?
eeehhhrrrmmm, 190, did you see the thread where bin gbagbo wants to cut off your thing?

spongeback:
Mr cork my picture is on my profile you can see for yourself

-Mr Cork-:





...on front cover of GQ?

spongeback:
No mr cork on the cover of vogue. Please tell that 190 dude I don't like him.

-Mr Cork-:


..190?? ..cant stand that boy..they banned him 210 times on nairaland but the next time they ban him, i will mak sure they lift the ban when he start growin white hair..hatethat boy..anyways why are homebased guys so swaaaganika?

-Mr Cork-:


...bro u a known crackhead and i can asssure u that u not strong enough to derail this thread....truss me...keep tryn!!

-Mr Cork-:
...ok,In London, we always play it cool wit females....we act like a gentaleman & then u buy her 12 red roses, a expensive bottle of Red bull & designer perfume..,..this is how sweet we treat women.. But there in Nigeria, you people see a female u want, yor swaaga is: ...HEY U THERE....YEA YOU...COME...WHERE R U GOIN??

..how in Gods name do they expect to karesss a female wit a stone-age chat up line IN 2013: ...HEY U..WHER ARE U GOIN?.. please advise!..and please keep yor contributions clean.

MR MICKMEN:


its corks like you that are beheading soldiers in the uk(that is if u have entered an airplane b4)slowpoke

-Mr Cork-:


...brother... i dont mean to sound rude but u the 2nd ugliest person on Nairaland & i mean this in a nice way...anyways, bak to the serrrious topic....whey are homebased Nigerian so so agggresive?

Shankboye: Which one be home base guys again? Sunday mba dey here?

-Mr Cork-:


..HALT THEEER!!!!...are u sure u not Sandboy?? ...are u a man?? ..Sandboy is from France but she claim she is female...she loook male & female from her picture...she also claimed she has a girl...sweeery u gettin me conffused!