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Re: Help Please !!! by 190: 11:28am On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl:
he dawnt wan 2 i tawld him dat ill doo anitin bot it don wan 2

put your pic up let me see you undecided
Re: Help Please !!! by Mynd44: 11:33am On Jul 22, 2013
**sleeping**
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 11:37am On Jul 22, 2013
190:

put your pic up let me see you undecided
im hawt & i no eat no nid 4 a pic
Re: Help Please !!! by ifysimple(f): 11:38am On Jul 22, 2013
grin grin grin grin nawaoo! English don suffer!
Re: Help Please !!! by tonnieblaise(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2013
front page abeg,dis girl really needs help.....LMAO
MOD...frnt page or joke section
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 11:46am On Jul 22, 2013
don bi meen wit mi plise
Re: Help Please !!! by Dovahkiin(m): 11:59am On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl: helo,im new hair mi man wan 2 live mi beecos i cant plise him in the bed he had promiss mi marry-age he alrady met my famili an wi had all agri on di mater bot 2day afta chuch he told mi dat he dont wan 2 animor plise help mi i don no wat 2 do !!! plise plise cry i cant stop cryin sory 4 mis-steak wit ingrish plise help mi

obvious troll , smh @ all the people answering undecided
Re: Help Please !!! by Lagusta(m): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl:
i tryed bawt he don wan 2 leasten 2 mi, he shot his doar 2 his hawse i begue him 2 tak mi bak bot he don want 2

owk zo u well wiar a hawt dress arnd u well go to hin hawser and u well darnse Tonto dikee darnse andr he well horg u egein and u well du ite
Re: Help Please !!! by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jul 22, 2013
Lagusta:

owk zo u well wiar a hawt dress arnd u well go to hin hawser and u well darnse Tonto dikee darnse andr he well horg u egein and u well du ite

Boss, where u come learn dis kain language na
I need to come for lessons oo... I wanna be multi-lingual. cool
Re: Help Please !!! by Goldenboy007(m): 1:11pm On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl:
im hawt & i no eat no nid 4 a pic


How come you wrote the "Hot" in your name correctly and still spelt it again at "hawt" in your statement? Jobless raccoon grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin !!!

I wonder how you guys can't differentiate a joke from a real scenario, someone that is familiar and versatile with a computer system to be able to post continuously cannot have have this type of bad English !!! The name should have given you the clue that it is a mischievous male who has run out of ideas of how to seek attention. The English mistakes are intentional and the story is meaningless !!
Re: Help Please !!! by Lagusta(m): 1:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
alutacontinua:

Boss, where u come learn dis kain language na
I need to come for lessons oo... I wanna be multi-lingual. cool

no worries, M always available wink wink
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 1:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
Goldenboy007:
How come you spell the "Hot" in your name correctly and still spell it again at "hawt" in your statement? Jobless raccoon grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin !!!!
i sufer of sever dyslexie, dats y sso meni mis-steak iz nawt mi who righ mi name i saw it on de net plise help mi
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 1:16pm On Jul 22, 2013
Lagusta:

no worries, M always available wink wink
mi prawblem plise no daralin mi tawpic tx
Re: Help Please !!! by Lagusta(m): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl:
mi prawblem plise no daralin mi tawpic tx
Lagusta:

owk zo u well wiar a hawt dress arnd u well go to hin hawser and u well darnse Tonto dikee darnse andr he well horg u egein and u well du ite
Re: Help Please !!! by tonnieblaise(m): 1:25pm On Jul 22, 2013
Goldenboy007:


How come you wrote the "Hot" in your name correctly and still spelt it again at "hawt" in your statement? Jobless raccoon grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin !!!

I wonder how you guys can't differentiate a joke from a real scenario, someone that is familiar and versatile with a computer system to be able to post continuously cannot have have this type of bad English !!! The name should have given you the clue that it is a mischievous male who has run out of ideas of how to seek attention. The English mistakes are intentional and the story is meaningless !!

Bros i dey reason wit u...since i saw her signature i knew dat d gal just wanna be noticed...#poos on dis thread#
Re: Help Please !!! by Lagusta(m): 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2013
Goldenboy007:


How come you wrote the "Hot" in your name correctly and still spelt it again at "hawt" in your statement? Jobless raccoon grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin !!!

I wonder how you guys can't differentiate a joke from a real scenario, someone that is familiar and versatile with a computer system to be able to post continuously cannot have have this type of bad English !!! The name should have given you the clue that it is a mischievous male who has run out of ideas of how to seek attention. The English mistakes are intentional and the story is meaningless !!

so u thought we all fell for the joke abi

smd
Re: Help Please !!! by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jul 22, 2013
Op, are u Mr. Cork
Re: Help Please !!! by Santi19(m): 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2013
I can offer to teach you and when you get back to him, he wouldn't wanna leave you again...trust me
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 9:03pm On Jul 22, 2013
Santi19: I can offer to teach you and when you get back to him, he wouldn't wanna leave you again...trust me
yeass plise haw kan i doo?
Re: Help Please !!! by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jul 22, 2013
Real_Hot_Girl: helo,im new hair mi man wan 2 live mi beecos i cant plise him in the bed he had promiss mi marry-age he alrady met my famili an wi had all agri on di mater bot 2day afta chuch he told mi dat he dont wan 2 animor plise help mi i don no wat 2 do !!! plise plise cry i cant stop cryin sory 4 mis-steak wit ingrish plise help mi
Hey b.itch mr cork is troll enough go back to your hole you are still a learner wink
Re: Help Please !!! by Godson201333(m): 9:45pm On Jul 22, 2013
All na wash jorr and if your man wan leave you make hin leave you nah shocked
Re: Help Please !!! by Fkforyou(m): 10:36pm On Jul 22, 2013
Not funny....tongue...ask 190 or Yuzedo to teach you.
Re: Help Please !!! by Sanboy25: 10:37pm On Jul 22, 2013
I also think that it's Mr Cork... undecided
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 10:49pm On Jul 22, 2013
spongeback:
Hey b.itch mr cork is troll enough go back to your hole you are still a learner wink
ur di ownli b!tch hair
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 10:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
Sanboy25: I also think that it's Mr Cork... undecided
wo iz dat?
Re: Help Please !!! by Beync(f): 10:56pm On Jul 22, 2013
Ai wood harv lorve tu hep bet dart wuud bi wen I cuum bark.

Op jurs beer weat mi, okey?
Re: Help Please !!! by RealHotGirl(f): 10:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
Beync: Ai wood harv lorve tu hep bet dart wuud bi wen I cuum bark.

Op jurs beer weat mi, okey?
k
Re: Help Please !!! by Beync(f): 11:01pm On Jul 22, 2013
Guud gearl
I weel bi bark soon
Re: Help Please !!! by IykeWest: 11:23pm On Jul 22, 2013
undecidedi don't really understand,i fink she said she needs help and that she love one man who met with her parent and dah maan keek har aut ov is hawus an dayt shi caaan nut s*x da maan well an da man is angree to ha ;Di don't really understand,i fink she said she needs help and that she love one man who met with her parent and dah maan keek har aut ov is hawus an dayt shi caaan nut s*x da maan well an da man is angree to ha
Re: Help Please !!! by Sanboy25: 11:27pm On Jul 22, 2013
^^^^ grin grin grin no one really understand... Welcome to the club grin
Re: Help Please !!! by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 23, 2013
LOLz at OP and comments. I wonder who this is. Some people just like to reincarnate themselves on NL.
Re: Help Please !!! by dabrake(m): 1:39am On Jul 23, 2013
Mr..C0rk wannabe

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