Hi Sweetheart,

I hope you are fine wherever you are…I definitely know you are alive though. I don’t know your first name yet, but I know your last name will be “Adenuga” one day.

Anyway, I don’t have much to say but I just want you to know that I’ve been making huge efforts in locating you. It seems you are very good at playing “hide and seek”, I want to inform you not to play that card with me. I’ll advice you to come out now from where you are hiding before I change my mind and become a ‘Reverend father’. Honestly I’ve searched endlessly for you, I’ve checked facebook, twitter, google and even notice board, all to no
avail. If you are doing this purposely, please stop it, I’m getting tired, I’m already running out of patience or are you currently married to someone else? *just asking (afterall them say person wey ask question no dey miss road)*

Are you scared of marriage, don’t worry, you’ll enjoy it, I’m a perfect gentleman, I’ll do anything you want me to do except washing your pants. Meanwhile, I’m a semi-virgin… I’m keeping myself for you in the wardrope…lol. I hope I’m not scaring you with all these? By the way, I plan to have just three kids, I hope your name is not Sarah, expecting me to be Abraham (Father of all nations), if you are, I’ll advice you reposition your thoughts, “cerelac” and “pampers” alone dey finish salary o (if you no know make u ask sharperly).

Meanwhile, I hope you are watching your weight o, I cannot marry
someone I can’t carry! Please endeavour to visit the gym regularly and not too often as that could lead to something else! My regards to my future mother-in-law, I can handle your Dad later on and say me well to the scalywag currently parading himself as your boyfriend. I hope he hasn’t eaten my meat…if he has, thunder fire his left yansh! Lol

Your Love-in-Future
Dmcdad!

#Pun Intended.

@topic, How many times?

idnoble135: @topic, How many times?

Same content? Or just the topic?

This is nice

dmcdad:
Same content? Or just the topic?

similar topic

idnoble135:
similar topic

But different content right?

dmcdad:
But different content right?

yeah

This is a nice one.

Smh.....

He has been infected

Mynd_44: Smh.....

He has been infected

Seems the disease is contagious afterall...

I actually like d way you handled d part of d guy dat has eaten yur meat playfully..I wish I could be dat matured.

lawizle: I actually like d way you handled d part of d guy dat has eaten yur meat playfully..I wish I could be dat matured.

Thanks. You too can be if you want to...

Kool

It makes sense.

Makes sense but have you found your future wife?

Godson201333: Makes sense but have you found your future wife?

Nope!!! Looking for my future girlfriend first, she might eventually turn out to be my future wife...

dmcdad:
Nope!!! Looking for my future girlfriend first, she might eventually turn out to be my future wife...

I like the fact that you are giving yourself hope

Mynd_44:
I like the fact that you are giving yourself hope

More like false hope...

Mynd_44:
I like the fact that you are giving yourself hope

More like false hope....

dmcdad:
More like false hope...

Abeg when you find her, tell me. I will start looking where she came from cos I AM SINGLE TOO

Mynd_44:
Abeg when you find her, tell me. I will start looking where she came from cos I AM SINGLE TOO

Lol... And if you find yours before I do, I think I would follow suit.

dmcdad:
Lol... And if you find yours before I do, I think I would follow suit.

No problem

. Well, I'm not ready in the next probably 10 years so I should just 'get to the river before I propose how to cross it'. A girlfriend must be 9 on my Scale of preference right now... Opportunity cost... LOL

Mynd_44:
Abeg when you find her, tell me. I will start looking where she came from cos I AM SINGLE TOO

So Una two wan get from d same source
Abeg! I go ask when I wan follow suit.

Lol so cute!

how can you say am playing hide and seek when am here for you alwayz

^^^^ Ehn!

dmcdad: ^^^^ Ehn!

yes na

Roseey0:
yes na

I don't know if to believe you or not...

Ahh! I am afraid to be scared oooo. lol

And OP you are a semi virgin.

Princess zoe: And OP you are a semi virgin.

Yeah.... Lol