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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 8:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
...but serrrriously..u guys need to watch YOUTUBE to learn how to french kiss....thats the only way u can please a female..... alternative, u can ask & i will tell u!

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 9:07pm On Aug 09, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...everybody knows that nigerian females do not french kiss...u seeen any? angry
i do
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by switch360(f): 9:26pm On Aug 09, 2013
that one na small thing now. But my list is like 20
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Boxer007(m): 9:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by pendo89(f): 9:33pm On Aug 09, 2013
-Mr Cork-:

[b]
..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]
angry


LOOOOOOL SMH.CORK INDEED

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Aug 09, 2013
What I feel like doing to you

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Princessmel(f): 1:15am On Aug 10, 2013
This jobless child is back again with his load of rubbish I feel sorry for anyone who takes his advice enjoy the single life, mschewwww angry

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Krasid(m): 1:56am On Aug 10, 2013
Pls elaborate number 4.The look,lookin,lookful,lookable part confused me.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Excel30: 5:53am On Aug 10, 2013
No.2especially.No smoking of any sort pls!
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Linoversace: 6:32am On Aug 10, 2013
Krasid: Pls elaborate number 4.The look,lookin,lookful,lookable part confused me.

It's only applicable to those with 9 o' clock eyes grin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 10:55am On Aug 10, 2013
..London swaaga Style French kiss? wink

Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 10:57am On Aug 10, 2013
...or Nigeria style french kiss...Please advise? angry

Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 11:01am On Aug 10, 2013
spongeback: What I feel like doing to you


angry
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



angry
grin wink
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by babadey(m): 12:13pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...huh?..couple with female that loook like man?? F**** NO!!! angry

Bastardgrin grin grin grin
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by babadey(m): 12:19pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...but serrrriously..u guys need to watch YOUTUBE to learn how to french kiss....thats the only way u can please a female..... alternative, u can ask & i will tell u!

Dude, the diff between 9ja boys and jaydee boys is a 9ja guy doesn't have to kiss before he gets his babe laid most times but jaydee boys has too(very compulsory) unless the jaydee babe is a stripper. smiley

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 1:21pm On Aug 10, 2013
baba dey:

Dude, the diff between 9ja boys and jaydee boys is a 9ja guy doesn't have to kiss before he gets his babe laid most times but jaydee boys has too(very compulsory) unless the jaydee babe is a stripper. smiley


.....hangon...did i juss hear u Compare London Guys to Nigerian guys?..Nigerian Swaaga v London Swaaga?..I GIV UP...AM OF TO BED!! undecided
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 1:23pm On Aug 10, 2013
...we invented Swaaaga & we created Swaaaga..french kiss included...EVIDENCE:.. Why is it that anytime I/we french kiss a Nigerian or black female, the next thing she starts talkin of is Marrraige & kids? ..huh?..do the maths! angry

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 1:32pm On Aug 10, 2013
spongeback:
grin wink


...sweeery how much can i pay u to stop cussin me? angry
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...sweeery how much can i pay u to stop cussin me? angry
Charley you can't pay me undecided
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 3:01pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...did i beg u?undecided

You want me to pull proof nigga? grin

Lol at his dumbies liking his post.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...huh?..couple with female that loook like man?? F**** NO!!! angry

Were you looking at your mammy? wink
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 3:06pm On Aug 10, 2013
imsu.boi:





love is blind grin

No it is not!

Mr. Cork has to go back home to get a.village chick...how pathetic.

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Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 3:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...which blind?...have u seen Ms Chima's face??...she lucky she light skin...serrriously! undecided

You have been begging for my toto since my first username and stalked me when I posted a pic briefly.
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by babadey(m): 4:54pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...we invented Swaaaga & we created Swaaaga..french kiss included...EVIDENCE:.. Why is it that anytime I/we french kiss a Nigerian or black female, the next thing she starts talkin of is Marrraige & kids? ..huh?..do the maths! angry

So war u saying is 9ja gals/ black gals are cheap shey?....grin ... I give up too grin,let them defend themselves.
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 5:09pm On Aug 10, 2013
spongeback:
Charley you can't pay me undecided

...sweeery...if u eva tink am gonna french kiss u with my London lips...My advise?....KEEP DREAMIN! angry
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by Nobody: 5:10pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery...if u eva tink am gonna french kiss u with my London lips...My advise?....KEEP DREAMIN! angry
Who cares undecided
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 5:11pm On Aug 10, 2013
baba dey:

So war u saying is 9ja gals/ black gals are cheap shey?....grin ... I give up too grin,let them defend themselves.

...nah bro..u wrong..I love my Nigerian women...all am sayin is that They are not use to French kissin...Homebased Niaja guys dont no how to go about it...I blame the guys! undecided
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 5:13pm On Aug 10, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


You have been begging for my toto since my first username and stalked me when I posted a pic briefly.



...Ms Chima..Did I or Hav I ever press u??...so why are u makin up lie?....when waz the last time any body ever french kissed u?...serriosuly? embarassed
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrsChima(f): 5:16pm On Aug 10, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...Ms Chima..Did I or Hav I ever press u??...so why are u makin up lie?....when waz the last time any body ever french kissed u?...serriosuly? embarassed

I don't French kiss neither do you.

Keep doing what you do best.. beg for punny.
Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork: 5:20pm On Aug 10, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


I don't French kiss neither do you.

Keep doing what you do best.. beg for punny.


...^^^^i tink her man finaly left...she ina bad mood today..I GIVE UP! embarassed

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