mobuch:
@Born2fuck
Na face me i face you, you dey live

Ogui eke: my gf came on a very good weekend since then my old landlord just dey peep for my window every now and then. "o boy hw una dey, na ur sister be that"? no, na ur wife sister.

mu2sa2: On the annoying things Nigerians do there's national unity.

Clemzy16: "somebody wants to buy akara of #20 will first test that of #50"

"you stop a nigerian girl on the street to ask for direction, she looks back at you, hisses, and walks away thinking you want to woo her"

"girls chewing gum and making that annoying sound that comes out of it"

"while travelling in a shuttle, you brings out your phone to play some musics, then somebody else begins to sing along" mostly common among girls.
#thats why it is neccessary to use earpiece bro!


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alexarelano: I hate it when #9ja pples turn chattin 2 anoda thing, imagine, u wanna shorten ''all'' u typed ''awl'' u wan type ''jare'' u typed ''jawe'' u wan type ''sorry'', u typed ''sowi'' U wan pple knw say u no sabi pronounce letter ''R''. 9ja pples wit firstclass stupidity. mtchew!

zeelo2014: u're in traffic waiting for the light to turn green,then the second its green,everyone starts blaring their horn like crazy,y not fly? Government should charge motorists for blowing of horn sef.

laplace19: I enter toilet.
Sis : shouts (Joel,where you dey?)
Joel : sis,I dey inside toilet ooo
Sis : ok,you dey shait?
....no oooooo,I dey swim. Lolz

kurruptboss: I was sleeping I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ an hot afternoon ♍ɣ paddy came I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ and wakes' M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ up and ask Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep? (ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hearse death)

Buberwa:

Dude, where did you learn that creepy writing style?

Scarpon: u mess every body begin ask wetin dey smell?? u no no say na mess before? ?

toosweet: Imagine a lady asking you if you really love her when you re about to cum.

mkpologwu: Op posts a topic on Nairaland, and an someone types 1st to comment as contribution!!!

Ogoni militant: 1. You bring a gal from a club, before you start to do something she will tell you let's pray.
2. After paying ashawo her money, she still ask for transport money. So annoying

hisxlency: Go to a yoruba woman shop and mistakenly under price a particular commodity, I bet u dat u will receive the highest insult of ur life

Texas.Cowgirl:


I don't buy condoms.
There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

Samoo01:


Or sometimes when you're in heavy traffic and the driver behind you could see clearly that your front is clogged up but still continue to blare his horns. These things make me just want to leave my car on the road, lock it and walk away. Those behaviours border on insanity.

sambroose: You ask your neighbor abeg you get MTN free browsing cheat and he started looking at you in an unholy way..........like say him sef no dey find am

tatiana009:

That stuff annoys me, why do Nigerians clap when the plane lands like it was some mission to the moon!

SIR KOL!:
U are Just returning from work, luking Weird and tired ur 9ic neighbour is Still asking"u don come. back?