temiosunrinde: Change your grammar change your life*no offence please

adaobi ebeta say u follow me speak pidgin dan to speak gramatical eror, if u speak dis type in london na deportation be datooh

obo_man:

Some of the things u lots find annoying are just ways to start a conversation.

I find it annoying that you lots find it annoying. lol


If I call a girl at 2am, and ask if she is sleeping, I'm not trying to annoy her but rather start a convo with her....

u can start a convo by first apologizing for waking her up

emmanuel4758: i give someone my book and i told him dat i wil collect it tomorow when i go there at agree time him go come ask abeg bros u wan collect d book ,no i no wan colectam na ludo i wan com play mtchew

Lwkmd

PortHarcourtBoy:

U no fit free the 10 card for the bike man?... Niggas sef no dey try...

If I buy a commodity and the balance na 50 card and below, I dey free am for the seller...

Mr Rich-niqqa

Naija parents:
me: mum where should I put the leftover (meal)
Mum: put it on my head

u stay up late saturday nite to achieve the feat of being first to comment. finally u achieve this by 3:30 a.m
u fall asleep with ur fone on ur chest. u wake up early enough to prepare 4 church. On ur way to church u check the thread. ur post has been hidden. ...lol

Commercial driver dey move wt him car for free xpress, bt d driver stil dey blow horn. *u wan may ground open 4 u?*

Because you didn't visit or wish someone 'Happy Birthday' on their birthday, they will be carrying face like shyt dey your body.

B!tch, don't I have a choice of wishing or not wishing you?

You carry correct babe enter house, your female neighbour wey nor fine will be squeezing face for you after.

Telling a babe, 'I love you'

Then she replies, "how much?"



B!tch, I just told you I love you. Shey den dey measure love ni?

u dey for ur shop or house and light dey, pesin go pass ask u " omo na lite be this?"
you be like 'no, na fire'

you dey chillax wit ur friend and smtn happen and ein be begin ask you " did that just happen"
you be like "no na intro to what's about to happen"

fuel price=#60, transport fare frm point A to point B=#30

fuel price increase to=#90, transport fare increases to #70

fuel price reduces back to=#60, transport fare still remains #70

fuel price increases back to=#90, transport fare increases to #100

starting frm our leaders down to d goods in the market, wateva dat climbs up automatically refuses to come down..remember when a bottle of coke was #30

deols: You are landing in Nigeria and some people start to clap- annoying


In a public place someone brings out his phone and the song is super annoying.

That stuff annoys me, why do Nigerians clap when the plane lands like it was some mission to the moon!

gtrust:

Don't try that one oh!
Consent is required before, during and even when about to finish!

Also, please please! do not try it with someone who is drunk because that na rape!
Sex offenders register na there your name go land.

You will never get police clearance take job

Na Naija we dey talk, dis your argument na for yankee.

u call me on landline and ur askin me if am at home like sey i dey carry telephone tie for neck dey comot

Lwkmd

Jenams: bros u be vampire?

Why do danfo buses always have their harzard light on 24/7.

Why do danfo drivers hang out their hand whist obviously causing traffic

Texas.Cowgirl:


lmaoooooooo That is sooooooo me

Typical Nigerian girl. Who knows if it's the other way round

can u imagine Nigerians call all SUV vehicle Jeep....na wa oo not knowin jeep is a brand of car SUV..just like Lexus..mercedes, audi , bentley, ford,range rover i tire...you go hear ..say..hey papa chika don buy jeep range rover ...na wa oo

U want 2 buy corn u just waited till when it is about to done u start shouting do fast am in a hurry

Its only in Nigeria u remove shoe to enter hair dressing saloon. I 'd rather have a hair cut dan to succumb to dat. Anyways is one of dem local saloons.

Chylo: Sometimes, I tie my feet together in the bathroom and pretend am a merman
And sometimes, I send out scam mails, tap my neigbours' DSTV and open a church and pretend am a Nigerian.

LOLZzzzz Datz too much o

femcruz: Dis is also common in most place #dat moment wen its been long Nepa brot lyt den luckily dey bring it nd evrybody even d agbalagbas shout UP NEPA!!!!!!! Wo ti mu de ooooooooooooo.Lolzz

Anoda annoying problm- nigerians dnt take corrections...wtf is NEPA...I bet u r one of dose niggas hu call all noodles Indomie.

maxisfield: Vry vry funy so tru!

Funny indeed

joanpinkie: Its only in Nigeria u remove shoe to enter hair dressing saloon. I 'd rather have a hair cut dan to succumb to dat. Anyways is one of dem local saloons.

Carry skin cut na if u no wan succumb!!

tatiana009:

That stuff annoys ie, why do Nigerians clap when the plane lands like it was some mission to the moon!

It's done the world over. Nothing wrong with It and no shame there. We take a lot of things for granted. If you've ever been in a near miss or actual crash, you'd appreciate those claps.

cvbnm,.,mnbvbnm,./.,nbnm,.

my gf came on a very good weekend since then my old landlord just dey peep for my window every now and then. "o boy hw una dey, na ur sister be that"? no, na ur wife sister.

Eurocentric... nytin dat is not from Europe is not original.. nigerians

zeelo2014: u're in traffic waiting for the light to turn green,then the second its green,everyone starts blaring their horn like crazy,y not fly? Government should charge motorists for blowing of horn sef.

Lol! Nice one. l think they use horn in Nigeria, than brake!

U grit an elderly woman in d mrng.. 'gud mrng ma' nd ha reply wil b 'hows mrng?' haba hw many tym wil i tel u d mrng is gud.

On the annoying things Nigerians do there's national unity.