osinachukwu: You are with a boy on the bed he is takin ur skirt off and you re asking him,do you love me?wah do u xpect him 2 say,re u a learner?

kurruptboss: I was sleeping I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ an hot afternoon ♍ɣ paddy came I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ and wakes' M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ up and ask Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep? (ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hearse death)

Foxy_Flow: You want to see your friend's sister and the next thing your friend start getting angry. Na you go marry your sister??


I no know wetin to contribute. Next!!!

Scarpon: u mess every body begin ask wetin dey smell?? u no no say na mess before? ?

onyxo76: you are in a vehicle traveling and someone keeps playing loud music on his phone.

someone is crossing the street and texting a message without even caring if a car is coming.

adaobi123:

Hey you ! Why don't you be quiet and don't quote me again.

DheBuck:
don't try to date a friends sister,so wrong

temiosunrinde: Change your grammar change your life*no offence please

Whatever

mobuch:
@Born2fuck
Na face me i face you, you dey live