hello
i had a little problem which is causing me some kind ache i tried all i could but it seen it not working in my way please i need advise from follow nigerians
it all started when i move into a new apartment unfortunately i was the only guy there the landlord rented tthe rest of the apartment to female students i was like it alright not until i found out that the are like not going my way you wont believe that after living with them for six month i have not yet got onre laid out five girls.please what do you guys think is the cause of this?. i want you to please tell me how to go about ayleast getting two or three of them laid before the leae the compuond please

are sure you got de koko at all? .

ayeesha nice pics on your profile

is that the reason y u rented the place in the first place?

until i found out that the are like not going my way you wont  believe that after  living with them  for six month i have not yet got onre laid out five girls

Maybe because you're a wowo guy! am i rit? You r just not a serious person at all, so all u think about is how to get your neighbour laid abi? it wil not work for you. Amen.

i want you to please tell me how to go about ayleast getting two or three of them laid before the leae the compuond please

ok do this: walk up to anyone of them u want first and tell her u want to get her laid, simple u will get her laid   it works, its called ''CONFIDENCE n GUTS'' .

oloshi oni ra nu.

oniranu ni bobo yii sha

jobless goat, na wetin u suppose dey use ur lifecycle plan b dat?

Alainise omo

buahahahahaha

oniranu ni oloribobo yii sha

exactly!!!

Ok dun u think its becos ur english is so annoyingly boring and not understandable. Lets forget the fact that you are ugly, which is even one of the reasons girls wouldn't even want u to come close to them, How clean is your room? Cos i bet u even come out with your underwear and dry chest outside in the morning and looking like an ABOKI.


get a life and tell the administrator to ban and delete you from here, it would help alot.


think about it.

Alaini[b]kan[/b]se omo

exactly again!

Nawa oh! make una sofri they yab the guy now its a free world he only posted a topic he didnt ask u guys to yab him.

@nebz but nawa 4 u sef in stead of make u dey think of ur future u dey there dey think of how u go take poke girl.
u had better start thinking of something good to do with urself.
(its only an advice not an insult)

Na wa oooo, why don't someone move this thread to the jokes section

emmeno:

Ok dun u think its because your english is so annoyingly boring and not understandable. Lets forget the fact that you are ugly, which is even one of the reasons girls wouldn't even want u to come close to them, How clean is your room? Cos i bet u even come out with your underwear and dry chest outside in the morning and looking like an ABOKI.


get a life and tell the administrator to ban and delete you from here, it would help alot.


think about it.

Guess all have been said

hey replenish are u there?

and una talk say no sex starved he-goats on this forums??

@ poster

Learn to control the beast between your legs, go find yourself a woman to have a meaningful relationship with.

so u dont have a babe to help u?
go look for harlots hombre

oYaTo:

jobless goat, na wetin u suppose dey use your lifecycle plan b that?

Alainise omo

toland luv:

oniranu ni bobo yii sha

lmao!!

@T
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O boy, i understand you sha,
but instead of trying to sleep with your compund girls, why dont you concentrate on trying to track down their friends

just get freeindly with them and let them know you better,
weather you are ugly or not, is not the reason u havnt sleep with them. it is usually very difficult to have affair with ur compound chiks, execpt they are the ones attracted to you.

try this also, learn to bring girls, different types home, let them see u as an activity guy before you know it they will unconciously come around u

tkb417:

@T
sent u offlines

Oh, lol, am not signed in. . give me a minute

what a laugh,

ok cept you are tom cruise, denzel or people in that league forget about getting down with the whole of em

now, you can get close to one and present yourself properly


maybe just maybe

but remember she lives in your house

you can shit where u eat, no more bringing chicks home

poster
i cant believe u made a thread coz u want to do does silly things
i wont call u oniranu oo but pls i think u ve other things to thing about. You are so jobless, just think of it na, common sense if ur sister was dere and another guy was asking for advice to lay with her wat would u say? get a life joh!!!!!!

@ Poster
did they juzz call you oniranu,,,,,,,,,,,u r more dan dat broz,,,,,,,,,oniranu, onirase, alainikanse, olojukokoro,,,,,,,,all u planning is hw 2 gt 'em laid abi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,anu re se mii lopolopo. Beta quit such thinking n get a proper life!

If d way u write is the way u sound, really am not surprised.

people wey abuse me go run down one afta d oda. i only said wat my problem is and i sought advic 4rm dose dat are gud in dat kinda game. com 2 tink of it, wat culd be mor worst dan bein exposed 2 food, and u cant eat even wen u'r hungry. if u av any posible solution 2 my problem, help me & if u dnt ave, just sit back & watch.

people wey abuse me go run down one after d oda. i only said what my problem is and i sought advic from dose that are good in that kind of game. com 2 think of it, what culd be mor worst dan bein exposed 2 food, and u can't eat even when u'r hungry. if u av any posible solution 2 my problem, help me & if u dnt ave, just sit back & watch.   

so u still ve dat tot in ur mind abi? after all dis advise.

very glaring u cant n wont learn. so u think we are d ones to rundown, no way guy! we go dey go loke loke  , except if we all wish u bad in the fist instance.

u will surely rundown!

Since u leave in the same place try go pip when one of them is taking her shower, by so doing you have accomplished about 50% of the task.
How u see am dude.
Ewu awusa

Alapo meji:



so u still ve that tot in your mind abi? after all this advise.

very glaring u can't n wont learn. so u think we are d ones to rundown, no way guy! we go dey go loke loke , except if we all wish u bad in the fist instance.

u will surely rundown!

lol

Boy Boy Boy - whats the house number and street address? You obviously is a slacker - not one out of five - in six months? In six months I would have laid all the five, their friends, their sisters and if their Mum visits - their Mum as well.

r u nut! common man be reasonble