onegig:

Don't mind them. Just talked to one for the first time last week and guess what she did yesterday...sent a pic of a pregnant woman with her hubby at the back to me with the caption "very soon"


Na so i run comot... Switch off my phone ....lol!


Vacancies also exist for Stress free Wifey material...just like Mr cork wants

Becacia_Barbie:
LMAOOOO! some gals don suffer! btw not every lady out there likes it when a man starts talkn about marriage at d early stage of d rship...shws signs of being desperate to get a wife and all! so u guys shud stop feeling ontop of d world! we ve so many men out there aswell, dying to get a woman just to share their surnames abeg!

btw this thread is really hilariousss! made my night last night...made my evening today. lol

-Mr Cork-:




...Ms Chima..…sadly u seem to be under the illusion that u r a lady…..anyways..i will try my best to find u a man though!

Mrs.Chima:


Find me a woman. I have a big cack!

joeace2020:

You lady are 1 hellova nut case

onegig: You know we all do love our ladies. This thread is just for laughs. Nothing posted here is a reflection of how we see things even they truly happened
.in mr cork's voice. Sweary..are you fresh and have no pimples. Are you also a stress free wife material.lol

Becacia_Barbie:
LMAOOOO! some gals don suffer! btw not every lady out there likes it when a man starts talkn about marriage at d early stage of d rship...shws signs of being desperate to get a wife and all! so u guys shud stop feeling ontop of d world! we ve so many men out there aswell, dying to get a woman just to share their surnames abeg!

btw this thread is really hilariousss! made my night last night...made my evening today. lol

caribchic: Lmao i remember that woman ..sitting on the toilet. Disgraceful and hilarious at the same time lol

-Mr Cork-:



..Becacia_Barbie <<<<<<< 1000,00,000,0000% truest wifey material wit the best comment ever...I bet she lightskin & I bet she from London...My kinda babe!

-Mr Cork-:
^^^^she kinda looks liek Mrs Chima from her previous photo profile though...the one & only stubborn Mrs Chima of Nairaland!

-Mr Cork-:
..ther u go....all they wannna to talk about marrigage, kids and settleing down.... in 2013?

Maria-Goretti:
Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?

Maria-Goretti:
Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?

Maria-Goretti:
Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?

-Mr Cork-:



….sweeeery WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN ?? ….white women hear in London DO NOT act like that!!

Maria-Goretti:
jeez, you misunderstood me..

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery u sound like wifey material & light skin..... i apologize...what is yor question & how can i help?

Maria-Goretti:
you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?

Maria-Goretti:
you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?

Maria-Goretti:
you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?

-Mr Cork-:


...sweeery I dont gerrrit...what do u want to no?..u loookin foro hussband?