mondi_cheeks: smoking ur socks again

^^^she wants me!

-Mr Cork-:


^^^she wants me!

yes I want u as far away as possible from me

^^ Lmao

mondi_cheeks: yes I want u as far away as possible from me

..^^she aint light skin..she aint halfcast...she aint even from Lagos...worse of all, she aint NEVER even been to London...but the village girl tink she hot??..we GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!!!

..monkey_cheeks <<<<<< Nairaland biggest problem!!

-Mr Cork-:
..monkey_cheeks <<<<<< Nairaland biggest problem!!

can i see ur range rover that u have been using for the past couple of months without plates

-Mr Cork-:



..^^she aint light skin..she aint halfcast...she aint even from Lagos...worse of all, she aint NEVER even been to London...but the village girl tink she hot??..we GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!!!

im an Ekiti girl from Burkina Faso

mondi_cheeks: can i see ur range rover that u have been using for the past couple of months without plates

....**wonderin why she wants to see my 2010 Range Rover Sport?... I dont like boastin about my wealth though**

-Mr Cork-:
....**wonderin why she wants to see my 2010 Range Rover Sport?... I dont like boastin about my wealth though**

i jus want to see if it now has number plates on it

mondi_cheeks: i jus want to see if it now has number plates on it

...cars in Nigeria dont hav number plates?..anyways...there u go!!

-Mr Cork-:



...cars in Nigeria dont hav number plates?..anyways...there u go!!

different car

mondi_cheeks: different car

..correct..this is the company car. We use it only for long distance travelling..am trading my car on Monday

..couldnt believe tears accidentally dropped from my eyes when a babe took me to watch a romantic sad movie ... Had to lie to her that tears came out of my eyes becoz it was itching

-Mr Cork-:
..couldnt believe tears accidentally dropped from my eyes when a babe took me to watch a romantic sad movie ... Had to lie to her that tears came out of my eyes becoz it was itching

you really keeping up this thread of yours, uhh?

Maria-Goretti:
you really keeping up this thread of yours, uhh?

..sweery u can't even cook rice...how the heck do u expect to find man? ...this is our problem..I give up!

-Mr Cork-:


..sweery u can't even cook rice...how the heck do u expect to find man? ...this is our problem..I give up!

You dont just go about insulting people randomly, honey. Its rude.

Maria-Goretti:

You dont just go about insulting people randomly, honey. Its rude.

..sweery am a lover not a fighter..when have/did I ever cuss anyone? ..when?

-Mr Cork-:


..sweery am a lover not a fighter..when have/did I ever cuss anyone? ..when?

waste of time.

Maria-Goretti:
waste of time.

..there u go....attitude....so, is asking u if u can cook rice now regarded as cussing?...we men have finally given up! .

-Mr Cork-:


..there u go....attitude....so, is asking u if u can cook rice now regarded as cussing?...we men have finally given up! .

that was an accusation and not a question.

Maria-Goretti:
that was an accusation and not a question.

....huh? ..sweery can cook rice or not?

you're getting boring now

ibkaye: you're getting boring now

...sweeery will u grow up & Quit actin like a Nigerian??.. did u say Good Morning or is it illeagl to be nice in there in Nigeria? ...all I asked waz:can u cook rice ..and she started cussin from Janaury to september...Londoners give up..serrriously!!

-Mr Cork-:


..correct..this is the company car. We use it only for long distance travelling..am trading my car on Monday

you always have a flimsy excuse dont u

mondi_cheeks: you always have a flimsy excuse dont u

...sweeery am a rich London based bachelor...I have notin to prove!

-Mr Cork-:



...sweeery am a rich London based bachelor...I have notin to prove!

which part of Enugu is called London?

-Mr Cork-:



...sweeery will u grow up & Quit actin like a Nigerian??.. did u say Good Morning or is it illeagl to be nice in there in Nigeria? ...all I asked waz:can u cook rice ..and she started cussin from Janaury to september...Londoners give up..serrriously!!

lol

mondi_cheeks: which part of Enugu is called London?

...OK, we have names like Peckham, Baker Street, Wembley, Harlesden, Bays Water, Oxford street, Queensway, London Bridge, Elephant and Castle here in London...and u have names like Enugu down there??....O GOSSSH...sweeery..I GIVE UP, I SWAAR!!!!

...i think am gonnno tell my Bachelor guys hear in London to forget goin back home to find woman....forgerrrit....jusss stick with the white lovelys like Peggy!!

-Mr Cork-:


...OK, we have names like Peckham, Baker Street, Wembley, Harlesden, Bays Water, Oxford street, Queensway, London Bridge, Elephant and Castle here in London...and u have names like Enugu down there??....O GOSSSH...sweeery..I GIVE UP, I SWAAR!!!!