Maria-Goretti:
You need help asap....you've got serious issues.

Your only stating the obvious

-Mr Cork-:



...corrrection...the males that did not agree with this thread are Known Nairaland ga'y nice guys..we hav nothin against gay guys..its ther femine right to giv ther opinion

Your fada

segzi cres:
Your only stating the obvious

oh, there is more?

xynerise:
Your fada

tellwisdom:

Deal with it

Maria-Goretti:
You need help asap....you've got serious issues.

...really?..women claim they want guys who tell the truth.. the thruth is out and now they can handle it ...WHAT DO U WOMEN WANT? ..SERRRIUSLY??..We GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!!

...and also..loook at the bullet points...am I lyin?..truss me, we really really give up!!

And yet u cannot do without women

Ollyzontal: And yet u cannot do without women

Ollyzontal: And yet u cannot do without women

^^^^^another angry female..we give up!

-Mr Cork-:


...really?..women claim they want guys who tell the truth.. the thruth is out and now they can handle it ...WHAT DO U WOMEN WANT? ..SERRRIUSLY??..We GIVE UP..AM GOIN TO BED!!

But not EVERY GUY agrees to your bullets...cant you see? Why dont you just make it a singular thingy, uh?
That will be more understanable....dont you think so.....and no, nobody says you were lying, ok?

Maria-Goretti:
But not EVERY GUY agrees to your bullets...cant you see? Why dont you just make it a singular thingy, uh?
That will be more understanable....dont you think so.....and no, nobody says you were lying, ok?

...sweeery am not sure if u where glasses OR if u hav electricity but how many guys (100% full blooded straight guys) did u see *disagree* with the truth on this thread?..huh? ..ZERO!! ...so why wud i lie?

-Mr Cork-:



...sweeery am not sure if u where glasses OR if u hav electricity but how many guys (100% full blooded straight guys) did u see *disagree* with the truth on this thread?..huh? ..ZERO!! ...so why wud i lie?

this is a waste of time....take my advice and get help.

Maria-Goretti:
this is a waste of time....take my advice and get help.

Maria-Goretti <<<< Proofs my point...Another angry woman..they juss dont like correction!!

Sanboy25: * He is back at it again.... *

..Sweeery at least u proofed yor sef to be a wifey material..unlike Mariagagoroto Goretti...she dosent take to correction!

Sanboy25: That's between you and her, I'm out of here...

^^^^^another angry woman...STEP 5: She been angry with me ever since I mentioned the word Peggy..my white Angel...Guys how can we cope with womens jelousy?..PLEASE ADVISE?.

-Mr Cork-:



..Sweeery at least u proofed yor sef to be a wifey material..unlike Mariagagoroto Goretti...she dosent take to correction!

wow, such spelling of my name.....you know, you kinda very amusing.....love it.

Maria-Goretti:
wow, such spelling of my name.....you know, you kinda very amusing.....love it.

....are u light skin or half cast?

U having girl probs I feel bad for u son . . .

-Mr Cork-:


....are u light skin or half cast?

pure breed.....any problem.

Maria-Goretti:
pure breed.....any problem.

...sweery..when u go for job interviews..do u alwasy answer a question wit a question?...This is our EXACT problem with women!!...shud I repeat my question again very slowly?

-Mr Cork-:


THE WOMAN ISSUE!!!...

1. Talking about marriage,kids & settling down…we HATE that topic!!
2. Ask how there day went & they will talk nonstop for 26 hours without food or water
3. we're supposed to know the answer to all questions to *TEST* if we're really their soul mates..They question u like a detective..
4. Silent treatment: ..you ask them what is wrong and they giv u silent treatment…start staring at u like a Vulture for no reason…as if u did sumthin wrong. ..Cant a guy cheat by mistake?..anyways!

5. They cannot make a simple compliment towards another woman…Worse of all,. You mention another woman’s name…you in trouble!

6. They like to keep the house too tidy.. did we ever say we were not happy with the way it was? ..acting like our Mum!
7. They cry over anything: a sad movie, happy movie, Cartoon Movie, watchin Big Brother, bad haircut, a broken nail, etc..& expect us to clean up their emotional mess.

8. When it comes to shoppin or window shoppin.. they use maximum of 10 hours & still expect u to follow them around.

9. To show their superiority, will attack our weak spot: seexxx...talkin about when u didnt deliver..isnt the past supose to be the past?

Good observation! But you can do better in Ɣ☺ΰя written english.

Mr. Cork....you are not gaining punny points.

This is hilarious..guy fancies himself an expert lol

-Mr Cork-:


...sweery..when u go for job interviews..do u alwasy answer a question wit a question?...This is our EXACT problem with women!!...shud I repeat my question again very slowly?

ooopsie....never knew this was a job interview? What job, exactly am I being interviewed for?

Maria-Goretti:
ooopsie....never knew this was a job interview? What job, exactly am I being interviewed for?

.. Stress free Wifey material!!

..juss wonderng if all the MEN hav gone on holiday...why are they sittin down allowin females to attack me for tellin the truth & notin but the truth?...whats goin on?

-Mr Cork-:
..juss wonderng if all the MEN hav gone on holiday...why are they sittin down allowin females to attack me for tellin the truth & notin but the truth?...whats goin on?

Because they know you are a dumb ash.

Mrs.Chima:


Because they know you are a dumb ash.

^^^^^ WOW!!..Dracula is awake!!