1.When you dump a Girl from OGUN she will make a scene for you.
2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.
3. When you dump an ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night.
4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on your face.
5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.
6. When you dump a girl from IMO expecially an Owerri girl , she won't even notice. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.
7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother..
My hand no dey oh. Oya add your own..

LWKMD
How about Jigawa girls?

lol the grand mother part sha!!

The port harcourt and IMO girl it's so true

hahahahahaha.................... this got me laughing out soooooo loud.

hw many times are we gonna see this shit here..smh

CFCfan: LWKMD
How about Jigawa girls?

I never reach dat side o!! Lol

Heard if u dump a jigawa babe,she will hunt u down lol

Enegod: hw many times are we gonna see this shit here..smh

Pls hold dat ur cumbersome head ,lest it falls off ur kwashiorkor neck..

www.nairaland.com/1373279/facts-nigerian-girls-break-ups
www.nairaland.com/1372242/fact-nigerian-girls-breakups

Enegod: www.nairaland.com/1373279/facts-nigerian-girls-break-ups
www.nairaland.com/1372242/fact-nigerian-girls-breakups

Lol as I no come see am !!?

elrony:

Lol as I no come see am !!?

k...i forgive you

Advantage of being a minority, no one will notice you and make up poo about your people

Dump an ibibio girl and your life is ruined. Ask those Who have tried it

sweet-tease:
Advantage of being a minority, no one will notice you and make up poo about your people

Lol...where u from??

Enegod: k...i forgive you

We cool,brodì!!

Choicegirl: Dump an ibibio girl and your life is ruined. Ask those Who have tried it

Lmao @ "..,.ur life is ruined"..... Hahaha

elrony:

Lol...where u from??

Ekperi(Etsako central) and i know you don't know it

sweet-tease:
Advantage of being a minority, no one will notice you and make up poo about your people

Lool

sweet-tease:

Ekperi(Etsako central) and i know you don't know it

Lol u na edo babe na

Fulani girls remain the best...

hornipipe: Fulani girls remain the best...

Lol u sure??

elrony:

Lol u na edo babe na

Thanks to google ryt? Lol
When people talk about Edo, its mainly Benin and Esan. Am Ekperi and proud

^^^ Ogiemwin ! Which wan be Ekperi ?

Uyi Iredia: ^^^ Ogiemwin ! Which wan be Ekperi ?

Its in Edo state(etsako central)•

sweet-tease:

Its in etsako central in Edo state•

U sabi Mike Onolememen?

sweet-tease:

Thanks to google ryt? Lol
When people talk about Edo, its mainly Benin and Esan. Am Ekperi and proud

Don't know much bout d tribe ish tho!!

And nope I didn't need google to know Etsako was in Edo sha..knew dat from pry. sch !!
#delta_boy!!

Ehm!!..sweet-tease...,just kiddin' tho ; winch D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fly for ekperi?? Lol

elrony: Ehm!!..sweet-tease...,just kiddin' tho ; winch D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fly for ekperi?? Lol

If i say no you no go fear? E get where witch no dey fly?
Bt why some places get PhD for the mata, we get first sch leaving cert.

sweet-tease:

If i say no you no go fear? E get where witch no dey fly?
Bt why some places get PhD for the mata, we get first sch leaving cert.

Lmao @ PhD....those ones na Batman levels!!...maybe Dracula tinx!!

_{[size=4pt]make I go research Ekperi girls..you never know what treasure one might find[/size]}

CFCfan:
U sabi Mike Onolememen?

Is he minister o works?