Some even find it difficult to pretend its so painful reading this.so for una small mind una fink say we no know these secrets?,we just pretend to play along.
@ op,nice work

I read this in one night.. I will urge all the gals to read d post from beginning to end.. most of what she said is for ur own benefits and ur future..


op, it is a gr& thread and try to expose the men too so we can all learn.. more grace to ur elbows

bucacino:
In advanced countries, an insane kid like u wouldn't have had access to the internet.

I don't blame u! Ur useless lifestyle and my impatience is wah hz gotten me into this mess.. I bet u scrape rchrg cards in order to getter data mb else u wouldn't hv d guts 2 Xchng words with me. Illiterate!

Frankenstein: It doesn't relate to your lifestyle yet you've already called me S.T.U.P.I.D over a harmless observation. Why are you aggressive and acting hurt??.

I'm aggressive because u poked ur nose in an issue that doesn't concern u! Wen will u low class Nigerians learn to stay outta oda pple's biz? Pls i beg u! Don't ever, Ever, QUOTE me again! Not here, not anywer.

Mummytea:
I don't blame u! Ur useless lifestyle and my impatience is wah hz gotten me into this mess.. I bet u scrape rchrg cards in order to getter data mb else u wouldn't hv d guts 2 Xchng words with me. Illiterate!

I can't believe your reply could be so pathetic,lame,incoherent and daft and incase yu wanna know I am using iPhone 4s so you know i don't scape recharge card but subscribe for a data plan# so
bit*ch eject reject and get a life cos you
are too boring for my likening you e-prostitute

bucacino: I can't believe your reply could be so pathetic,lame,incoherent and daft and incase yu wanna know I am using iPhone 4s so you know i don't scape recharge card but subscribe for a data plan# so
bit*ch eject reject and get a life cos you
are too boring for my likening you e-prostitute

Merry Christmas Bucacino! Tnk u very much!

splasy_duicy: A secxt is a text message comprising of n-ude pictures and n-aasty messages,for those that enjoy such,dont ever send a secxt of an unshaven organ its disgusting,in fact an organ doesnt look good on pictures its just our curiosity that makes us look at them except the few special ones that dont get affected by them or except we ask for them,but seriously guys should start learning how to reduce those 'bushes' the size of 'your below' wont make it look any nicer.TAKE NOTE AND START SHAVING FOR A BETTER TOMMOROW.except you have a dirty girl friend of course because hair attracts infections!!

those men that live hair on their below smell. They stink down there,you can't even dare let your nose near there because you'll start sneezing

Mummytea:
YOU ARE A VERY BIG FOOOOOL... Did u see ur name in my statement? Dumbass!

. . . God punish u dia ediot. who d f do u tink u are? u berra don't reply cos i would make ur e-life a living hell

Mummytea:
Merry Christmas Bucacino! Tnk u very much!

Merry Xmas mummytea and I guess you should thank me later

alutacontinua: @OP, ask around, i'm not the type that minces words irrespective of the personality or gender it affects.
But I gotta admit, all what you wrote up there is bull-crap. Sounds more like teenage things to me, so, i'll like to ask, how old are you

shut d Bleep up what do u know? transgendered

elari: . . . God punish u dia ediot. who d f do u tink u are? u berra don't reply cos i would make ur e-life a living hell

Merry Christmas whoever u are! #u can start makin ma e-life a living hell nw# merry christmas once again!

Mummytea:
Merry Christmas whoever u are! #u can start makin ma e-life a living hell nw# merry christmas once again!

The spirit of Christmas is really a good and loving spirit

bucacino: The spirit of Christmas is really a good and loving spirit

Oh yeah! It's really a good one! singing in Cassie's voice: "Diamond watches and a gold chain, can't make ma frown turn around" Only CHRISTMAS! Believe it bro, believe it!

Mummytea:
Oh yeah! It's really a good one! singing in Cassie's voice: "Diamond watches and a gold chain, can't make ma frown turn around" Only CHRISTMAS! Believe it bro, believe it!

Looolllzzzzzzzzzzzzz badt gal

Mummytea:
Oh yeah! It's really a good one! singing in Cassie's voice: "Diamond watches and a gold chain, can't make ma frown turn around" Only CHRISTMAS! Believe it bro, believe it!

Where are you na mummytea(is dat really ur name tho) I want to talk to you pls...pls reply me oo

eddy spice: @op nice write up.recently i find it hard to trust ladies these days.especially wen they put their fones on silient mode wen visiting their bf or they complain wen we ask questions.i knw guys are not free from faults too but all these pretense is a recepe for unstable marriages

u are right. Just what happened when a friend invited me to come and see a girl he wants to take home. The guy was there b4 me. When I get there I joined the chat and all then somehow our talk shifted to smartphones. The guy said to me that her phone can't download bbm I said let me check it out (cos am quite a guru) but the response I got from my guy is that her battery is down. I said ok by then I have picked the phone already from the table. Don't just know what pushed me and I pressed the power button and the phone came on then I saw the battery icon it's 95% and immediately 2msgs came in one with 1 badoo msg notification. Immediately I noticed the girl flinched. I off the phone back immediately and drop it. This means she probably lied to my friend that her phone was down that's why it's off. Lol When we were driving back I asked him how many months he and the girl has know each other and he said 5 and I told him u still have a lot to understand b4 u jump into this marriage.

bucacino: Where are you na mummytea(is dat really ur name tho) I want to talk to you pls...pls reply me oo

Lolz, I'm @ home(Lagos) bt leaving bk to Delta 2moro . + nah, dats not ma real name oh! Wen tryin to reg in nairaland, most usernames i selected were already in use so i needed to select smfin totally diffrnt and dat came to mind!

cupid4ig: u are right. Just what happened when a friend invited me to come and see a girl he wants to take home. The guy was there b4 me. When I get there I joined the chat and all then somehow our talk shifted to smartphones. The guy said to me that her phone can't download bbm I said let me check it out (cos am quite a guru) but the response I got from my guy is that her battery is down. I said ok by then I have picked the phone already from the table. Don't just know what pushed me and I pressed the power button and the phone came on then I saw the battery icon it's 95% and immediately 2msgs came in one with[b] 1 badoo msg notification. Immediately I noticed the girl flinched[/b]. I off the phone back immediately and drop it. This means she probably lied to my friend that her phone was down that's why it's off. Lol When we were driving back I asked him how many months he and the girl has know each other and he said 5 and I told him u still have a lot to understand b4 u jump into this marriage.

Girls are strong.. Women stronger

Mummytea:
Lolz, I'm @ home(Lagos) bt leaving bk to Delta 2moro . + nah, dats not ma real name oh! Wen tryin to reg in nairaland, most usernames i selected were already in use so i needed to select smfin totally diffrnt and dat came to mind!

Nice username. I like tea

Nice write up. Respect my dear..

Mummytea:
Lolz, I'm @ home(Lagos) bt leaving bk to Delta 2moro . + nah, dats not ma real name oh! Wen tryin to reg in nairaland, most usernames i selected were already in use so i needed to select smfin totally diffrnt and dat came to mind!

Are you schooling in delta ? Why dont you reply me via email?? I sent you one

Mummytea:
Merry Christmas Bucacino! Tnk u very much!

Am following you but yu no gree follow back...are yu still angry with the recent clash on here ??

WackyJ1:

Nice username. I like tea

Lolzz! Niceeee

bucacino: Are you schooling in delta ? Why dont you reply me via email?? I sent you one

Yea, I've gotten d notification on nairaland but hvnt received d mail itself.

bucacino: Am following you but yu no gree follow back...are yu still angry with the recent clash on here ??

Lolz! Don't mind me.. I'll follow bk nw dat u've asked. I'm nt angry ohh.. + i don't sch in Delta oh

Plz deer is a girl I like in ma area BT don't knew hw to tel her
n we botbot both went to dsame school BT she's now in abj BT she cums for holiday n she's now around n am a teenager plz help me
any time I saw like say ma die

Mummytea:
Yea, I've gotten d notification on nairaland but hvnt received d mail itself.

You can only receive the notification cos you are yet to follow me, you will have to reply the notification before I can proceed with the email message

Mummytea:
Lolz! Don't mind me.. I'll follow bk nw dat u've asked. I'm nt angry ohh.. + i don't sch in Delta oh

Still waiting for you to follow back+ did you finish school already or are you working ? Are you the CEO of that company ?? Lolzzz

bucacino: Still waiting for you to follow back+ did you finish school already or are you working ? Are you the CEO of that company ?? Lolzzz

Finished + Hehehehe! Wch coy?

Mummytea:
Finished + Hehehehe! Wch coy?

Thank God you are here now+you got mail

Yep i did! Replied too

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