Its been a long time i was in nairaland and am sure i have missed out on a whole lot of fun!!! Meanwhile i am applying for the Barman position!!!

So this where some of u drunkards got influenced

#orders for monkeytail#

I make entrance. please o,big stout for Aso. cheers!

I worry endlessly about the way forward for naija,guys in the house,any ideas? I am suggesting we come up with some grand,novel approach on how to use our powers as electorate. me thinks if our vote gets you into office, then we can demand for the kind of services we can get from you.How and when we want those services and an enforceable promise to be held accountable in default.

Nigerians are smart people,we know what we want,but Nigerians will not get what they want by stopping a bullet with their body. that is what popular/modern revolution demands. But we must have a revolution,What type are we talking about? All the popular kind of revolution will not work in Naija so i am suggesting we create our own type of revolution. Any Ideas? Now I am thinking we should as electorate vote for our leaders on the condition that they give us exactly what we want and have a water tight plan of enforcement if elected officials default.

What are we going to ask of our officials? Any Ideas? I Know there are lots of faulty policies in the Nigerian economy. We can all bring all our power of reasoning to this table and tell our leaders exactly what want,how,when,why,where we want it. lets us re-right the rules of election. Let us lead ones and for all,we have yet another chance like never before to put things right,i say let us dare to revolutionize the system.Any ideas?

My suggestions to this end are as follows:
_Use the social media to sensitize the electorate about what we are doing.
-Demand of every politician and political group to provide a plan not blue print any more.Yes, A detailed plan of what they what to achieve in four yes as a party not individuals come 2015. We shall demand for a team of leaders not a team of individuals. this shall apply to all elected position; president,Governors etc.

What should be included in the plan: Any Ideas?
Suggestions.

The constitution: reforms,to tackle corruption,eg.The death penalty for corrupt public officers etc. to be signed into law first month of election. To provide precise dates. Any ideas of the reforms you want in the constitution,lets grow the idea.
-

POWER: Precise plane on how,and when we shall get power in this country. Not later than one year,if possible less,of course.

This approach of plan shall apply to all and every sector.

A binding open agreement between the electorate and aspirant to elected office to vacate office if plans and agreement, not promises, are not met. we dont want anymore promises. No rules here,we are creating new rules as we go along( This shall be our revolution). we want no blood shed,only the best and competent shall rule henceforth. If any aspirant to elected office or group is sincere,they should not be afraid to sign an open agreement anyways. If we agree on what we want,every aspirant shall openly sign before being voted and work with other parties to meet a deadline by performing duties already signed to individuals or department in the plan. I enjoin you all to contribute constructively as Nigerians. If you think this approach is not good,be kind to suggest something better. We cannot afford to leave this opportunity to chance anymore. We should be wiser,for even God has given us the wisdom and strength to direct our destiny,to make Nigeria what we want it to be,we shall make it!!!

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Its still me JkyounG, the silent guy in the silent corner of the noisy beer parlour. Barman pls give Op three bottles of kai kai. (observing drunkards)

Ex Bayelsa state governor Timipre Sylva in secret talks to go back to the PDP. He say's he's sorry for insulting the president and has been begging profusely.

talktimi: Ex Bayelsa state governor Timipre Sylva in secret talks to go back to the PDP. He say's he's sorry for insulting the president and has been begging profusely.

that's where the money is
if i'm in his shoes i'd do the same


SAW

JigsawKillah:

that's where the money is
if i'm in his shoes i'd do the same


SAW

dude is more interested in saving his neck from EFCC wahala than any cash that might be offered to him

talktimi: dude is more interested in saving his neck from EFCC wahala than any cash that might be offered to him

OP, one big udeme for this guy!
Lol
thats what u get when a rookie plays a game with pros
its EFCC's job to hunt potential threats
but the guy's going to lose all he's ever worked/stole in the process
so i dont blame him


SAW

Ivoy01: Good evening or morning for you perhaps!!
what a wonderful world we are living, i still doubt this spell caster how he did it!!!
My mouth is full of testimony, Am Sharon for UK, my husband left the home for a years and some few month to Usa for a tourist,he meant a prostitute and he was bewitch by the girl my husband refuse to come back home again, i cry day and night looking for who to help me, i read a news paper about a powerful spell caster called Dr Akpan Ofua and i contacted the spell caster to help me get my lover back to me and he ask me not to worry about it that the gods we fight for me.. he told me by mid-night when all the spirit is at rest he will cast a spell to reunite my lover back to me. and he did in less than 3 days my husband came back to me and started crying that i should for forgive him, i,m so happy for what this spell caster did for
me and my husband..contact on his email okundospelltemple@gmail.com is the best spell caster in the whole wild world. he is specialiesed in solving of other problems including the following and more:
(1) If you want your ex back.
(2) if you always have bad dreams.
(3) You want to be promoted in your office.
(4) You want women/men to run after you.
(5) If you want a child.
(6) Spell for magic
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I hope all these people advertising business in a beer parlour are doing so because they are drunk?

Meanwhile, barman give me a plate of fresh fish pepper soup and a bottle of gordon spark. Before I forget, barman I hope you don't sell bushmeat here because I don't want to cash EBOLA virus o.

abeg make una no vex o I hear say one beer parlour dey this area,pls I need directions.

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