Mondisweets: wats unfortunate?

I mean, it's unfortunate I can't give you the garri you said you like, through your system/phone's screen!

Mondisweets: garri

yes dear.........

pls can you help me massage my back??

I'm having slight back pains.

donphilopus: I mean, it's unfortunate I can't give you the garri you said you like, through your system/phone's screen!

but why! I wish u cld

Garri the 1st:

yes dear.........

pls can you help me massage my back??

I'm having slight back pains.

sure jus tell me where it hurts anything for garri

Mondisweets: but why! I wish u cld

Lol!

Garri the 1st:

yes dear.........

pls can you help me massage my back??

I'm having slight back pains.

I love this moniker.

Mondisweets: sure jus tell me where it hurts anything for garri

My lower back......

Thanks in advance.

The corruption of power
Jailed James ibori of delta state reported to have bought a $250'000 armored plated hummer jeep while in office , Gabriel suswan, venue state governor is said to drive two armored Cadillac escalade. Also, rabiu kwankwanso governor of kano state was reported to have received shipment of three armored escalade Cadillac at the total price 156m excluding shipment the vehicle provide protection against high power rifles such as 7.62/39 5.56/45 and m89 ball. For public officers, the exotic cars are gift at the end of their services to the country. Apart from bulletproof cars, which also fuel and maintain with public funds public officers in Nigeria has also developed high taste for exotic executive aircraft, in this class the state governors, in particular who buy jets in the name of their states and use the same for personal and official assignment. One governor took possession of a brand new gulfstream G.450 valued at about $45million about 6.75billion while another bought a bombardier global at the cost of about $57million.
Governor danbaba suntai crashed the state jet Cessna 208 jet last year October while flying it to yola, adamawa state. He was the pilot of the I'll fated aircraft. Now the crashed jet is public money down the drain while suntai is yet to recover
The impunity with which Nigerian government officials spend the public fund is further accentuated by size of the size of the Nigerians that is bringing Nigerians to its calamitous end that is beyond my dynamic comprehension.
President's auto fleet. For instance in 2012 budget, 280m was provided for purchase. Of two bulletproof Mercedes Benz saloon 600 E guard for use by the president and there are also provision to spend #356,724,300 to replace aged vehicles belonging to the presidential ground fleet, I don't think Nigeria can survive with both pdp and apc

WOW !!! Gej's reply to Obj is a masterclass in psychological penmanship.... Sucker punches thrown will put Mike Tyson in his best days to shame

Sorry to derail Click here and represent your section here

Yo' Afam4eva, as promised, I'm in Lagos. You wanna get your poverty alleviated? Send me PM, ASAP.

I promise to make you busy to the point that you won't log on nairaland for 3 months.

Rhino.5dm:
Yo' Afam4eva, as promised, I'm in Lagos. You wanna get your poverty alleviated? Send me PM, ASAP.

I promise to make you busy to the point that you won't log on nairaland for 3 months.

Did he tell you that he was poor?

CFCfan:

Did he tell you that he was poor?

Yes. he did.

By the way, what are you to him? Groupie?

Rhino.5dm:
Yo' Afam4eva, as promised, I'm in Lagos. You wanna get your poverty alleviated? Send me PM, ASAP.

I promise to make you busy to the point that you won't log on nairaland for 3 months.

I don't do Yahoo Yahoo. Thanks anyways

It's been a while around here...

Where are the regulars..?

Christmas eve...what are you up to?

Afam4eva:
I don't do Yahoo Yahoo. Thanks anyways

Why you dey yearn like that now times are hard and guys got to 'survive and impress their fuglybabes' won't you agree Afam?

Afam4eva:
I don't do Yahoo Yahoo. Thanks anyways

Breaking : Ex-Commissioner In Lagos, Professor Kunle
Lawal Is Dead

I declare a crate of beer for each person in this parlor. Happy christmas & a merry new year in advance

check dis out
https://www.nairaland.com/1569597/nigeria-ranks-bottom-10-world

Islamic scholars commend bokoharam on their fecund pogrom of bauchi burghers.

Fed govt. Need to do something quick, because trust me, ASUU has shown workers the way.

I greet the house, Somebody should help me with berem phone number is she married.

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gunners top top top

Make una drink responsibly o! I get aproko gist for una sha... I jus got dis report o, that President Jonathan went to give a Pastor Cow for Xmas and the pastor rejected it.. See story here : http://www.akeemstunnabaiby..co.uk/2013/12/pastor-tunde-bakare-reportedly-rejects.html?m=1

akposking: I greet the house, Somebody should help me with berem phone number is she married.

forget about her relationship status, how much you go pay ?