A man who is a chronic stammerer was looking for a particular street in Lagos.

He could not find it.

He walked up to a bricklayer Akpos and asked for directions; Peee peee please i i i am loo loooo loooking for iiiiikorodu ro road?

Akpos replied; Jus jus just fofo fo follow the the nes nes 2 2 streeet and and turn right that's ikorodu ikorodu road!

The stammerer got angry, gave Akpos a hot slap and said; Are are you joking joking with me?

Akpos replied; No. I'm a stammerer like you!

A guy died and went to hell and
met satan.
Satan said to the guy; Nowadays, people
entering hell are able to choose their own
personal
hell. I will take you to a series of
doors, and you will look inside, and tell me if
that is where you would like to spend
eternity.
The guy agreed and satan took him down a
long, dark hallway.
Satan opened the 1st door, the man looked
inside, and saw thousands of people
standing on their heads on a hard wood
floor.
The guy said; This looks too uncomfortable.
Show me the next room please.
Satan walked the guy down to the 2nd door.
The guy looked inside, and saw thousands of
people standing on their heads on a
concrete floor.
The guy said; This is even worse. Please
show me another room.
Satan nods and took him to the
3rd door.
The guy looked inside and saw thousands of
people standing knee deep in liquid shit,
all drinking coffee.
The guy said; This is the place for me.
Satan asked; Are you sure? Once the door
closes you can never go back o.
The guy said; Yes i'm very sure. I love coffee.
The guy stepped in, and satan closed the
door.
Just before the guy could
get comfortable, a voice on the
loudspeaker said; Coffee break is over, Back
on your Heads!

2 Guys Akpos and Ochuko were just
promoted from privates to sergeants.
They were out taking a walk when Ochuko
pointed out; Look at that club, let's go in
and have fun.
Akpos said; But we are privates.
Ochuko corrected; We are sergeants now.
And pulled Akpos inside.
Inside, Ochuko said; Akpos now let's sit
down and have a drink.
Akpos complained; But we are privates.
Ochuko asked; Akpos are you a fool? And
points at his uniform and said; We are
sergeants now.
They started having a drink and a
prostitute walked up to Ochuko and said;
You are so cute, I'd like to sleep with you,
but I have gonorrhea.
Ochuko pulled his friend Akpos to a corner
and whispered; Go and check dictionary to
see what gonorrhea means. If it's good,
give me the good sign.
Akpos went to check it and came back and
gave Ochuko the good sign.
3 weeks later, Ochuko found himself in the
hospital with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
"Akpos," he called, "Why did you give me
the good sign?
Akpos replied; Well, Ochuko, we are
sergeants now. The dictionary says
gonorrhea affects only the privates.

After 2013 Calabar Carnival.

Akpos: Ochuko last year was the bomb, didn't you see babes from all over Nigeria?

Ochuko: Yes, but old things shall pass away.

Akpos: Just like your old man.

Akpos enters into a public toilet.

He UnCloth and starts doing his thing calmly and
relaxed.

When he look behind the door, he sees a note written; SMILE, YOU ARE LIVE ON AFRICA MAGIC.

An American zoologist told 2 men Akpos and Ochuko to catch lions for him at the price of 20,000 Dollars per lion.

Akpos and Ochuko went into the forest to catch the lions.

After a fruitless search, they got exhausted and fell asleep.

A short while later Akpos heard the roar of a lion and woke up.

He saw 150 lions surrounding them and woke Ochuko up and said; Ochuko wake up. We are rich!

An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C.

After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.

The barber replied; No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord.

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut.

He asked how much it would be.

The barber replied; No charge. I consider it a service to the community.

The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Nigerian Businessman came in and got a haircut.

He asked how much it would be.

The barber said; If you are really a Nigerian then you don't have to pay since you are from the same country as Hakeem Olajuwon the basketballer.

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Nigerians in front of his door waiting for a haircut.

A pastor in a sunday church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed.

People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on.

A man Akpos came out and dropped 5 naira.

The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira?

Akpos replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Very funny video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnTSruFSg4

@ okoria very funny.

@ gistmate.com : Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant......... The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy"........ The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. ..... The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!"..

A Guy Akpos who was running late to school
for lecture had to find a way to get to school.
He had no money.
So he couldn't board a bus.
A plan suddenly came to his head.
He stopped a bike and asked the bikeman to
carry him to school.
The charge was 100 Naira.
As they got very close to the school, Akpos
told the bike man that he wants to urinate by
the big bush close to the school.
He came down from the bike and whispered;
Capone! I have brought it o! The bike is a
new one!
The Bikeman quickly sped off.

A hunter Akpos on a sunday morning decided not to go to church but went hunting in the bush.

As he was walking in the bush he suddenly saw a lion in front of him and knelt down and started praying to God; Father Lord God please let this lion become a christian, if this lion become a christian i will not go hunting on sunday morning again, i will go to church.

He opened his eyes and was shocked to see the lion kneeling down and praying.

The lion prayed; Father Lord God please bless and sanctify this food for me as i eat.

njuwo: A lady wanted a house boy, she went over
to
Ofego who then brought his younger
brother Akpos for the job.
"What is so special about dis boy?" asked de
lady."he
is sharp" replied Ofego. Then the lady asked
Akpos " how do i look?" Akpos replied " you
look
like a prostitute". The lady was very furious,
then turned to Ofego and said " i can't take
such a rude boy". Ofego
pleaded with her to wait on a little, he took
Akpos to
de back of the house and dipped him inside
a
bucket of water, when he brought him out
he said
to him "insult that lady one more time and i
will
dip u inside a bucket of water again". He
took
Akpos back to the lady and said " please
ma'am ask
him another question;
Lady: If i come home with a man, who is he?
Akpos: Your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Akpos: Your husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Akpos: Your husband, his brother and your
brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Akpos: Bros Ofego get the Bleep'n bucket of
water, i
already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!

others are making effort and trying to be creative,see the rubbish you now posted here! Its people like you that don't let nigeria progress, copy cat

A Mad Man Akpos planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital.

He planned that he will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away.

When he reached the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open.

He exclaimed; Shit! My plan has failed, let me go back, i will try again tomorrow.

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