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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by JohnathanBriqqs: 12:06am On Aug 19, 2014 |
One night akpos was quietly sitting alone at a bar about to drink his beer when ojukwu- a huge truck driver- suddenly sits by his side, takes the beer mug from akpos’s hand and drinks the whole thing in one gulp. Without further ado akpos breaks down into tears. Totally shocked and feeling sorry for the miserable little guy, ojukwu says ‘Guy am sorry for drinking your beer. I dint know it meant that much to you. Tell you what, why don’t i get you another beer?’ ‘And to this akpos replies. ‘No you don’t understand. My day has just been disastrous. First of all i received a phone call from my boss telling me i was fired. Naturally i got dressed, got into my car and immediately set off for work (hoping i could still to redeem my job) On my way to work, i accidently ran a little girl off the road. She lost a lot of blood.’ ‘Oh my God!’ Ojukwu screams in shock ‘Did she survive?’ Akpos continues ‘I immediately took her to the hospital. By the time she was admitted it was already too late to get back to work, so it was clear that i could not get my job back. I was about to go home and tell my wife of the series of unfortunate events when the doctor told me they needed to give the girl some blood. Naturally i volunteered and they took a moderate amount of my blood. As i was sitting in confusion at the hospital lobby i received a text from my landlord telling me to pay my month’s rent or he would kick me out on the streets. And at that point i dint even have up to five thousand naira in my account, of which i still needed all the money i could find to pay the little girl’s hospital bill. I also received another text from ekaite (My wife’s younger sister) telling me she was pregnant and i was responsible for it. ‘You poor man’ Ojukwu replied in pity. As i was contemplating my next move, the doctor comes back and tells me that they could not use my blood because i was HIV positive. ‘Ah!’ ojukwu exclaims. Akpos continues. Out of confusion and panic i head back home to find little comfort from my wife only to find her in bed with another man! ‘Oh my!’ Ojukwu exclaims. And thats when i headed to this bar, Akpos breaks down into tears. ‘And just when i was about to put myself out of my misery you come along and drink my beer which i had just POISONED!!!! 4 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:12am On Aug 19, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Eminado007: 1:22am On Aug 20, 2014 |
[quote author=njuwo]I'm tired of this Dettol Adverts, children nowadays believe there are Germs everywhere.... My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with a Dettol can in his pocket. He Sprinkles his friends before he plays with them..... Sprinkles his books before reading..... This morning, my tea and bread tasted awful...I Took a few sips n bites before I realized my Nephew had poured Dettol in my Breakfast to kill germs.... If my nephew doesn't kill me,who will?me be absolutely sure!!! |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:53am On Aug 20, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:48am On Aug 21, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN0l9dVW0Ms Ofego How Not To Contact Ebola Disease Message From The National Association Of Native Doctors Of Nigeria |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by jjfuma: 9:14am On Aug 22, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:52am On Aug 23, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL_KB7Yct-c Ofego The New Pastor And The Village Chief |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by VSSR: 11:38am On Aug 23, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Swarshtiger(m): 12:13am On Aug 24, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:01am On Aug 24, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egv1XuFZM7Q When Money Talks Starring Ofego And His Acquired Wife |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:48am On Aug 25, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-rg4ZoXaBQ What Happened To Ofego When He Was Sleeping In Church |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:14am On Aug 26, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:55am On Aug 27, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Solariz: 8:01pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Laugh will finish you. These pastors will teach you how to steal a ballot box during election, sing Psquare's testimony, etc lolzzzz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByijP-S_PO8?list=PLKN4yOey5kqN7fPjgtpwsalKKZSKOwvS0 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:45am On Aug 28, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWyIWSr0JKw Ofego Speaks Out; Even Nigeria Police Is Afraid Of Ebola |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Solariz: 1:08pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
How to Steal Ballot Box During Election....these idiots will kill you with laughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByijP-S_PO8&list=PLKN4yOey5kqN7fPjgtpwsalKKZSKOwvS0 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NJUWithOfego: 4:23am On Aug 29, 2014 |
Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego Video Of The Day; Ofego Tells Us How We Can Get Rich Without Working WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBM_ATiQpI |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NJUWithOfego: 4:55am On Aug 29, 2014 |
Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego Joke Of The Day; A Boy dropped My Sister at home. He puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support and leaned towards her. The Boy asked her; Can I kiss you? She replied; No, Not now, I'm at home now. The Boy said; Please na. She said; No. The Boy said; You were so sweet in bed today. She exclaimed; Wow! You too, you were full of energy. I couldn't believe we had four rounds. The Boy said; Let me kiss you goodnight. She said; Someone might be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes then I appeared at the gate and said to her; Sister Jane, Daddy said whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but tell the bastard to remove his hand from the telephone button. Everybody at home is listening to your conversation. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:07am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego Video Of The Day; Ofego A Husband With Wisdom WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ZNAz48yGI |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NJUWithOfego: 6:38am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego Joke Of The Day; I walked into a hotel and ordered for Jollof rice and meat. I finished eating the food and was eating the meat when I suddenly shouted and called for the manager. The Manager came and asked; Sir, what is the problem? I said; The meat you people gave me is very hard. The Manager said; But sir our meats are well cooked. There is no way it will be hard. I said; Okay. Eat it yourself and tell me how it is. The Manager: [Eating the meat] said; But sir this meat is very soft. I don't know why you are complaining. I exclaimed; Why won't it be soft? Do you know how long I have been chewing it? |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NigeriaJokesUWO: 4:23am On Aug 31, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScgkF5nHcE Ofego He Paid The Price For Using African Time |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Gossiptunez(m): 8:37pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NigeriaJokesUWO: 5:03am On Sep 01, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhAkRu3FRzY A Message Of Tears And Sorrow From Ofego To MTN |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NigeriaJokesUWO: 3:32am On Sep 02, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:51am On Sep 03, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klQyYUHnpV4 Ofego With His Goat Meat Head And A Guy At A Restaurant |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:25am On Sep 04, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHYSbpCUnA How Ofego Ended Up Eating Awuuf That Purges Belle |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 2:31pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
Don't laugh alone...Share it wt all ur contacts... "A sick man was brought to the pastor for healing and deliverance. The Pastor started rubbing his hand over the body of the sick man and said u are healed in Jesus name! I can see you returning to ur place of work soon and every body shouted amen!!! After 5mins, he called d wife of d sick man and asked "what did d doctor say was wrong with ur husband? The woman started crying and she said "Pastor, doctor say my husband carry Ebola"! Suddenly, the pastor jumped off his seat and shouted: "Give me warm water, bring salt and soap make I go baff abeg! EBO gini "If I baff finish and still see you and your husband for my church, I swear, na dis one una go take know say I be babalawo before I change to Pastor... |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by cixnetwork: 7:04pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
I have finished reading all these jokes na, update please. People add me on BBM C001A4D57 |
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