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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:13am On Jul 25, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWyHQ9tyNJ0 Ofego Lecture On The Different Types Of Slap We Have And Their Meaning |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:05am On Jul 26, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plbn-Qc0dH0 Ofego Reveals The Funniest Moment Jose Mourinho Had With Mario Balotelli At Inter Milan |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:50am On Jul 27, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKcd3fM-dNs Ofego Chemist Store Man And Nigeria Police Man |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:22am On Jul 28, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:17am On Jul 30, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:01am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:30am On Aug 01, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by epheezy2(m): 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
Be vigilant don't, be at alert, but don't jump into conclusion!... ther was 1 day I was going 2 bornu state 2 visit 1 of my friend for a wedding ceremony, wen we were about 2 move from d park I saw a aboki man ran into d boss wit a bag, then I stated tinkn, is it?, I ask my self, well I compose my self n continew wit d jorny, on our way approaching bornu state diz aboki began 2 sweat in his face n he began 2 look at is risk watch, den again I began 2 b scared, but suddenly diz aboki stated lookin at evEry body n his risk watch den he put his hand on his back n remove d bag n put it under d chair dat he was sitting down n jump down from d boss n beggan 2 work fast from d boss, o boy na dat time I come no say no b only me dey notice d aboki o, every body scatEr, n befor five minute d bus was empty... After 10 minute I saw d aboki coming back wit tisue paper, omo dat tym I come no say na shit 9 dey do d aboki o... Lolz... 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by epheezy2(m): 8:41pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
ther was 1 day I was going 2 bornu state 2 visit 1 of my friend for a wedding ceremony, wen we were about 2 move from d park I saw a aboki man ran into d boss wit a bag, then I stated tinkn, is it?, I ask my self, well I compose my self n continew wit d jorny, on our way approaching bornu state diz aboki began 2 sweat in his face n he began 2 look at is risk watch, den again I began 2 b scared, but suddenly diz aboki stated lookin at evEry body n his risk watch den he put his hand on his back n remove d bag n put it under d chair dat he was sitting down n jump down from d boss n beggan 2 work fast from d boss, o boy na dat time I come no say no b only me dey notice d aboki o, every body scatEr, n befor five minute d bus was empty... After 10 minute I saw d aboki coming back wit tisue paper, omo dat tym I come no say na shit 9 dey do d aboki o... Lolz... 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:18am On Aug 02, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QttaWXF-Rfs See What Armed Robbers Came To Rob In Ofego House |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:17am On Aug 03, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv3DJpgTK1o Ofego Speak Out What Ebola Virus Is Causing In Nigeria |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Aishabjr(f): 3:52pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:52am On Aug 04, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaFm__0qaEI Ofego Teacher Receives A Great Shock From Ofego Parents |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:05am On Aug 05, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hix1Y8Za2tA Ofego Presents An Encounter A Nigerian Journalist Had With President Robert Mugabe Of Zimbabwe |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by funshyboi(m): 3:58pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
Who Mess (A Short Story) I looked around me as the stress on my bowels intensified and the sweat falling quickly from my open sweat pores turned into a mini shower splashing those who were sitted right in front of me. They turned once or twice to look at me but seeing the agony on my face they faced their fronts without any single word. I had sat down in church that fateful morning watching the service with keen interest when it hit me. At first I thought I wanted to fart, so I held onto the unwelcomed gas and kept look at the pulpit with rapt attention jotting down main points, so the gas deflated back into my system making me breath again with ease. I adjusted my buttocks and sat firmly on the opening of the gas chamber, any mistake here could result to multiple inter-lulu in motion which I cannot be deemed responsible for. Afterall, I had made up my mind to skip service that day. Mama had fed me the previous night with beans, baked beans to be precise and throughout the night my stomach had been upset, the gas building up but none coming out. I had woken up that morning with my stomach as round as a ball and making sound of a skin drum wen tapped on it gently. ''dum dum dum''. I had quickly run to the toilet after my fifth brother came out, I even chanced my twin sister who is the elder of the two. Bathing on sundays occurs according to age grade and each of my brothers makes it a routine to debowel their systems before taking their bath proper. I quickly pulled my trouser and sat on the toilet counting 1 - 50 and then using force to push the unwanted product from my system. Each effort was met with a brick wall. The poo was not forthcoming. I pushed and pushed and finally gave up when the pounding on the door intensified. ''Attai, na born you dey born abi you wan full suckaway with poo'' Chei, I jumped into the bath and quickly rushed my bath and found myself battling with the overdued poo and lots of fart right in the middle of a sermon. The first attempt to stop it had been a successful one. I thought all was over until it came back with a force stronger than the tsunami that no effort could send it back. I just sat there and compressed my anus and pressd it firmly to the plastic chair. Having trapped the gas on the plastic chair, I made the great attempt of pushing the air back into my system but it was proving stubborn. I was becoming wet under my armpit, the neck of my shirt too was soaking and my hand shaky as I held the pen to the paper not jotting anything, I was fighting a battle. ''Guy, na poo get you for inside church o, see falling of hands abeg, your yelow fineboy skin no go help you today'' My mind whispered into my ear. I looked round to see if it was someone from behind me that had said it but discovered the faces behind me looking with rapt attention at the pulpit. A soft laugh followed by a rumbling sound in my stomach, loud enough for people to hear and strong enough to make me vibrate on my seat ocurd. I presd my buttocks the more down to the chair. Raising my head, I saw eyes looking at me but ignored them and concentrated on not letting the fart out. ''Resist the devil and he will flee from thee'' The pastor seemed to be saying. I quickly braced myself and whispered a short prayer: ''I bind you spirit of fart and unwelcomed poo'' But instead of it to flee, it intensified. I paused and looked round again and this time, I made to get up, squeezing the opening of my anus tight, mistake could be deadly in this case. ''Bros, you dey block me'' A voice said from behind me. Eh, block wetin? I sat down dejectedly and waited for my chance to bolt. The distance between my position of sitting and the closest door was so far that I will not make it 5 meters before offloading the gas in the chamber. ''If you want to be born again, raise your hand up, bless you, stand up let me pray for you'' I did not wait for his statement to finish dropping before jumping straight up. Applause rang out for my seeming readiness to become born again. ''Come forward let me pray with you'' I was the first to reach the front. ''You see that pastor over there'' Which pastor again eh? ''Go with him, he has more word to share with you'' I doubled up and ran as fast as my joined legs plus tight anus could carry me. I made it first and as soon as the man moved towards the door, I rushed pass his and made it to the door. Just as I opened my leg to cross through the door and hasten my steps, all hell was let losed. The sound, both in gun style and silent gases came forth with anger and all my effort to stop it proved abortive. I ran and the sound followed me, I could feel little wet lumps in my trouser and as I turned back, I saw people falling down under the influence. I waited not. And did I ever go back to hear the rest of the story?? My brothers came back home that day bruised and tattered. A stampede had occurred to escape the gas from my gas chamber. Credit to FoxyRebirth 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:51am On Aug 08, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by mayowapacking(m): 12:09am On Aug 09, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by abzeemao(m): 7:23pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sholaybest44(m): 12:20am On Aug 14, 2014 |
its good to listen or watch joke, it will cause you to laugh and as you laugh your vein will relax and you can live long , confirmed by the health doctor. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:03am On Aug 14, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCuWB42Igg Ofego With The New Technology From White People That Tells You Your Current Lover |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:16am On Aug 15, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r-hLl1glGI Ofego Tells The Thing Love Turns Men Into |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by mayowapacking(m): 10:08am On Aug 15, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:46am On Aug 16, 2014 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by judaboom: 2:38am On Aug 17, 2014 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:56am On Aug 17, 2014 |
WATCH VIDEO-->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Z9xyI9Kc8 Ofego Talks About A Son A Father A Nigerian Police And A Soldier Man |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by gbengalex(m): 2:45pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
njuwo: WATCH VIDEO-->>
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