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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:17am On Oct 21, 2014 |
How To Know When A Girl Is Playing With Her Love Life --------------- ------------ You see her update her status; Wow I just found the love of my life. Nothing will ever stop me from loving him. Two weeks later you see her status update; Never make someone a priority when you are just an option to them. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-to-know-when-girl-is-playing-with.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:33am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Mum Makes Dad Stop Functioning In My Life --------------- ------------ I went to daddy and told him I have fallen in love and want to date the girl who is so beautiful. Daddy told me that's good and asked, who is she? I told him, she is Janet, our neighbour, mama Fatima's daughter. My daddy quipped; Oh I wish you had not said that. I have to tell you something Ofego, promise not to tell mummy. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/mum-makes-dad-stop-functioning-in-my.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:43am On Oct 21, 2014 |
Ugly Man Complains Why Wouldn't Girls Just Let Him Be --------------- ------------ I was travelling with my ugliness, driving all night and by morning I was still far from where I was going. I decided to stop at the next town I reached that early morning, and parked in a quiet place so that I can sleep for atleast one hour and continue my journey. As luck would have it, the quiet place I stopped happened to be one of the town's major jogging road. I was just about to sleep when a knock came on my car window. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/ugly-man-complains-why-wouldnt-girls.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:28pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
My Wife Gets Sacked From The Job She Hasn't Gotten --------------- ------------ I was in a job interview with my wife. I was called in first and got to know that the questions they asked me would be the ones they would ask her. So when I came out I told her all the answers to the questions and helped her crammed them. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/my-wife-gets-sacked-from-job-she-hasnt.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:19am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 5 --------------- ------------ Nfelo's commander of evil comedy all the way from the land of evil comedy located in the spiritual federal government travelled to Sagem community through Nigeria fresh air provided by Oga Jonah to tell Nfelo to be fast in making the Sagem community members make Heaven on time. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-5.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:40am On Oct 22, 2014 |
For Ladies How To Know Your Partner Is Getting Old --------------- ------------ When you ask, how was your game? When he comes back from gaming. And he replies; I was playing well, but my eyesight got so bad, I could not see where the ball went. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/for-ladies-how-to-know-your-partner-is.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:56am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Dad Disgrace Friend Who Gave Him Fame For One Minute --------------- ------------ My dad played Who Wants To Be A Millionaire from home on his Nokia torch and was lucky to get called to play in the studio, Ultima studio Lagos. He went and was made to play the usual puzzle way with some persons who were like him, invited from different parts of Nigeria. He was lucky again this time to win the puzzle being the fastest to arrange it and was then called by the host, Frank Edoho to the hot seat. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/dad-disgrace-friend-who-gave-him-fame.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:04am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Hotswen Angry Face Contest Your Chance To Win An iPhone5 and Lots More --------------- ------------ They promised they are going to give back to their fans for all the love they have shown them. This is just the beginning. HotSwen is all about making you, their fans, happy so they want to know what makes you angry first. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/hotswen-angry-face-contest-your-chance.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:48pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Nigerian And Western Countries' Husband And Wife The Difference --------------- ------------ Take a look at the difference between Nigerian and Western Countries' husband and wife. I did this findings myself and they are true. In Europe when husband comes back home from work he'll say; Hi honey, I'm home! In America sef, where I was last week, when husband comes back home from work he'll say; Hey sweetie I'm home! But in Nigeria, the reverse is the case. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/nigerian-and-western-countries-husband.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:44am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Bomb Scare In Motor Park Turns Out To Be Shit Scare --------------- ------------ I was in a bus in a motor park about travelling to Maiduguri my hometown. The bus was yet to be filled up. As we were waiting for the bus to full, I noticed one man sitting near the driver's seat. He was holding a bag and sweating. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/bomb-scare-in-motor-park-turns-out-to.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:58am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Soldiers Sent To Sambisa Forest With Guns But No Bullet --------------- ------------ My uncle's friend who was a soldier was among the soldiers sent to sambisa forest by the government to rescue the chibok girls. As their helicopter hovered around the forest they wanted to jump down from the helicopter with the help of a parachute so that Boko Haram will not notice their presence. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/soldiers-sent-to-sambisa-forest-with.html?m=1 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:09am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Family That Does Everything On TV Even Bathing --------------- ------------ I ran to my father that there will be a match that day between the Super Eagles and Sudan. I asked if we could go to the stadium. My dad said no, that we will have to queue up to get tickets and even stand during the match. We can see it better on TV. My sister later came and asked my dad if they can make it to the trade fair that weekend? Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/family-that-does-everything-on-tv-even.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Tavaris: 1:24pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by pzworld: 10:28am On Oct 24, 2014 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:34am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 6 --------------- ------------ Nfelo picked up Mama with one hand from the bed and started raking her like football. He played her to the ceiling and said, now go to heaven and have a nice time there. Mama hit the ceiling and fell down. She was gone! All ye evil comedians, I'm gradually fulfilling the mission hahahahaha!!!! Nfelo laughed like Obasanjo. He went back to his room and slept off like nothing had happened. In the early hours of the morning, let me say, around 4am, Elder Arinze and the two village youths had laid an ambush for him at the entrance to their house. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-6_80.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2014 |
Propose To A Girl Like This She Will Immediately Agree To Marry You --------------- ------------ You want to propose to that girl you've been dating and want her to give you a quick yes I'll marry you reply. This is all you have to do. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/propose-to-girl-like-this-she-will_57.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:02pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Dad Mistakenly Sends Friend To Heaven Before His Time --------------- ------------ My dad with his neighbour and friend were drinking ogogoro(local gin) together, at our compound. Papa Ofego I have a confession to confess to you. The man said. What is it? My dad asked. Last week I slept with your wife Mama Ofego. Please forgive me. I am sorry. You slept with my wife? Dad shouted, getting up and raging with anger. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/dad-mistakenly-sends-friend-to-heaven_86.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:48am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Neighbour's Daughter Gave Me This Insult And I Did This To Her --------------- ------------ Our new neighbour's daughter who just moved in to the neighbourhood from Lekki was taking a walk one evening. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/neighbours-daughter-gave-me-this-insult.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:07am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Watching Football With My Wife For The First Time Made My Team Lost Cause Of This Thing She Did --------------- ------------ Watching football with a woman can be frustrating and strength draining if it's your wife. Some weeks back, I took time out to watch one of the English premier league matches at home during the weekend. I normally go to viewing centres to watch for the fun of it. But that day I stayed back home to watch not knowing that I had made a regrettable mistake. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/watching-football-with-my-wife-for.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:25am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Church Advertisements In Warri To Make People Who Don't Go To Church Start Going To Church --------------- ------------ I was going to church last sunday from Olodi Street to Ajamimogha. The distance is so far. I had no T.fare on me and resorted to trekking. I must be in church that sunday, I told myself. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/church-advertisements-in-warri-to-make.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:24pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing --------------- ------------ She was sitting alone at their verandah when I came. Their compound was empty. Everyone had gone to work that friday morning. Rhoda, I want to show you something. I said. What is it? She asked. Can I show you it to you in your room? I asked. Okay. She said. We went inside. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-i-took-my-girl-to-her-room-to-show_25.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bright007(f): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
and the incompetent mode stickied this thread whose primary objective is to direct members to the bloody blog..... imagine coming here and all you see are half stories.......no jokes......and the thread was stickied. SMH for jokes section 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by KoloOyinbo(m): 11:36pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
bright007: Could not agree more! If I want to read a blog I will go there. This thread should be for posting jokes. If the story was worth posting then it should have been posted in its entirety. Can the op do something please? |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:52am On Oct 26, 2014 |
Boy Sleeps With My Wife In My House While I Was At Home --------------- ------------ My wife told me of a certain boy who had been asking her out. A fifteen years old boy for that matter, and I was shocked. I told her to give the boy an invitation letter to our house that I want to teach him a lesson. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/boy-sleeps-with-my-wife-in-my-house.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:07am On Oct 26, 2014 |
Beautiful Girl With Mini Skirt Gets What She Didn't Expect In A Bus --------------- ------------ I was coming back from work on a BRT bus. The bus was filled up. Some people were standing while some were seated. I was among those who were seated. The bus still stopped to pick up more passengers. They came in and the bus started moving. One of the new passengers, a girl who was wearing a mini skirt walked to where I was seated to stand. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/beautiful-girl-with-mini-skirt-gets.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:24am On Oct 26, 2014 |
My Uncle Married Devil's Sister --------------- ------------ We were in church one sunday waiting for service to start when devil appeared at the front of the church. People started yelling, looking for the exit door, bumping into each other in an effort to run out of the church. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/my-uncle-married-devils-sister.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:23pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Wanted Armed Robber Sells Himself For Money --------------- ------------ My friend Olomu turned an armed robber overnight and I disassociated myself from him. He went ahead to ravage Warri City, robbing from street to street and was declared wanted by the police. He then went into hiding. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/wanted-armed-robber-sells-himself-for.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:08am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Evil Comedian Episode 7 --------------- ------------ Uncle Plenty had plenty money that could feed only four occupants of a one room apartment. He was so rich that he was owing his landlord in Lagos two years house rent. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-7.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:16am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Proof That Someone Might Be Spying On You And Your Lover In Your Own House --------------- ------------ I came back home one night, my wife hugged me and told me she is one month overdue, that it's like she is pregnant. The doctor conducted a test on her that day, she said, and warned me, until it is sure, we should not tell anybody. She received a phone call from PHCN office the next day because we had not paid our light bill. Am I speaking to Mr Ofego? The man on the phone asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/proof-that-someone-might-be-spying-on.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:33am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Girls Social Media Status Updates While In A Relationship And When Heartbreak Has Struck --------------- ------------ In A Relationship, Monday, 7am, I am hating these memories of the sweet weekend with my baby, I can't even concentrate, I miss you baby. Tuesday, With my baby at Tantalizers to grab some ice cream, I'm having a good time, love you baby, mmuah!!!! Wednesday, Just had the best moment with my baby. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/girls-social-media-status-updates-while.html?m=1 |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:18pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Instead Of Making My Wife Scream Every Night A Cockroach Makes Her Scream --------------- ------------ A cockroach had been having a good time with us in our room every blessed night and I was disturbed. I tried killing it each time but my wife tells me not to. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/instead-of-making-my-wife-scream-every.html?m=1 |
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