Wife Found Me Out Playing With The New House Girl
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Was in the parlour watching a tough movie on Africa Magic. My wife just walked in and put off the T.V. What? I shouted. The new house girl I just brought is pregnant? That is her problem. I said.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/wife-found-me-out-playing-with-new.html?m=1

Give Me Too Or I Tell Your Husband Doctor Tells Woman
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Uncle Bojo, my uncle, went to a chemist in their neighbourhood who was a doctor at the Local Government Hospital. He complained to him that his wife, Mama Chidinma no longer allow him access to her. The doctor told him he'll talk to her, that as soon as she comes back from work he should tell her to see him.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/give-me-too-or-i-tell-your-husband.html?m=1

Things I Do That Can Make You Live Longer On Earth
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I love coming late to an occasion because I always think in my mind that other people will come late too, which always turns out to be true, I call it African Time. I flash people with private number.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/things-i-do-that-can-make-you-live.html?m=1

Yey more dumb blog advertisements. The poster shold be ashamed of him/herself. They have destroyed a great forum. See the early days of posting for what this should be.

Nairalanders are owed an apology!

Babe Pushs Me To Do The Undoable With Bank Alert
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A female friend of mine Shulamite, rushed to me this morning and told me I wouldn't believe it, her phone fell down from her hand and she picked it up and put it back on and received an alert. Which alert? I asked, curious!

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/babe-pushs-me-to-do-undoable-with-bank.html?m=1

Evil Comedian Episode 8
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My friend there said you are a daughter from the sea. Ofego said. What? The beautiful girl screamed in horror. He was actually joking. Ofego debunked. Thank goodness! She said, and asked, does he know me?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-8.html?m=1

Police Hands Me To Armed Robbers For Better Treatment
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Armed robbers came to rob me in my house. My gate was locked so they were trying to break in but it was not letting loose. My wife panicked so hard and was pressurizing me to give the police a call. I told her when the robbers gets tired of knocking they'll go.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/police-hands-me-to-armed-robbers-for.html?m=1

House Girl Makes Wife Obey Her Command
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Our House Girl went to my wife when I was at the office and told her to increase her salary. Give me three reasons why you want me to increase your salary. My wife said.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/house-girl-makes-wife-obey-her-command.html?m=1

PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down
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The next in line to give testimony after me last sunday was a guy who I heard just rounded up his PHD at Abraka, Delta State University. I tried giving pastor the mic back after I finished thanking God. Pastor, take! I said giving it to the man of God. No, he said, give it to him, pointing to the guy.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/phd-holder-turns-church-upside-down.html?m=1

When Your Lover Refuses To See You Do This And He Or She'll Come See You With The Speed Of Light
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So my girl was dodging me, not wanting to see me anymore, not picking my calls and all that. As a guy man If your lover does this to you just do as I did and she'll rush down to you. What I did?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/when-your-lover-refuses-to-see-you-do.html?m=1

I Want To See Her But Not When She Is On Her Period
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Was chatting with my girl one morning on whatsapp. She lives in Asaba while I live in Warri. I told her I am coming to see her that morning, that I don't care about the price of fuel or transport, I am coming that morning no matter what.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/i-want-to-see-her-but-not-when-she-is.html?m=1

My Wife Turns Everything I have To Our Own Because Of Marriage
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Because of marriage, my wife has finally turn all I have to our own. I cannot buy anything home and call it my own again, I must call it our own, so she talks. It all started when I was watching a premier league game at the sitting room.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/my-wife-turns-everything-i-have-to-our.html?m=1

See discovered video of kidnappers trying to make a ransom video...its an eye opener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUrIpxb1P6Q

After Searching For Job Brother Gets One And Dashes It Out
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My elder brother after graduation searched for job, no job he saw. He was getting frustrated, when two weeks ago, I told him to apply for a job I saw on vanguard newspaper, which he did.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/after-searching-for-job-brother-gets.html?m=1

I have a girlfriend. She is 20,
while I am 22. She is using
Blackberry and iphone while I am
using asha 200. I bought the
phones for her because I love
her so much. I send 400 naira
card to her everyday but she
doesn't call me. She only flashes
me. Whenever we go to
restaurant I buy maltina and fried
rice for her while I drink only
coke and eat biscuit. One day I
bought 400 naira card for her;
when we were together, she
called another guy and told the
guy that she loves him and will
marry him. When I asked her
who she was calling, she said that
she was only joking. She has
never ever visited my house and
she doesn't allow me to visit her
house. Whenever I want to hug
her she would shout at me
harshly. What should I do?
Should I increase the recharge
card I buy for her to 600 naira?
or should I buy another
Blackberry phone(85000) for her
and iphone6(458000) for her
too? I know that she loves me
very much and she is just
pretending as if she dont....

Evil Comedian Episode 9
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That night in class when Ofego went to read, Bobo asked; How did it go? Ofego replied; It went well o. I ate rice for lunch. Ofego, what is wrong with you, are you normal? I'm asking you how did it go with the girl, you are saying you ate rice for lunch. Bobo said. Oh! Ofego replied, I thought you were asking me how did my lunch go.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/evil-comedian-episode-9.html?m=1

A Thief That Doesn't Know He's A Thief
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My father sent me to our farm to harvest cassava. As I got there I saw a boy who was there before me. He was harvesting the cassavas into a bag on his back.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/a-thief-that-doesnt-know-hes-thief.html?m=1

The Key To A Successful Marriage
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My uncle's wife and her co-worker and friend Beatrice were talking at the office. I had a nice evening yesterday, my uncle's wife said and asked, how was yours? The friend replied; It was a disaster o. My husband came home, ate dinner in 2 minutes and fell asleep. How was yours? Beatrice asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-key-to-successful-marriage.html?m=1

What Guys And Girls Now Do
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Gone are the days when letter writing was invoke and stalking a girl just to collect her number from her was reigning. Who has time for all that now? Things have changed. If you've not heard, there's no stress in getting a girl's number now, things have certainly changed and this new changes are now invoke.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/what-guys-and-girls-now-do.html?m=1

Funny though but its old.. Urh sowie :PFunny though but its old.. Urh sowie

Man Changes His Mind On Seeing What I Was Made Of
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I was at a bar drinking after having an argument at home with my wife. I just went to the bar to come of it. As I was stepping down, as in drinking, that's how we call it here in Warri. When you are drinking you are stepping down.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-changes-his-mind-on-seeing-what-i.html?m=1

Lecturer Shocked Concerning Letter Delivery
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Mr Obi our Citizenship Education Lecturer was as usual sitting down lecturing us like he always does. While he lectured, I was busy doing something else.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/lecturer-shocked-concerning-letter.html?m=1

Supermarket Owner Regrets Opening Supermarket Cause Customer Insulted Him
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At the supermarket where I work a customer and I argued. The argument was sparkled by a little misunderstanding and it nearly broke into a fight if not that I read anger management in school and that moment I controlled my anger and let it passed.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/supermarket-owner-regrets-opening.html?m=1

My Little Sister With Little Wisdom And A Tiny Bit Of Foolishness
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My mum and I were in the sitting room when Ada my little sister ran in with a 10 naira note on her hand. She showed it to mum and mum asked her how she got it.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/my-little-sister-with-little-wisdom-and.html?m=1

For Suffering Him Dad Helps Son To Gain Admission Into The Hospital
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Ofego! My father called from the parlour. Sir! I replied from inside room. Come and buy me soft drink. He said. Okay daddy, I am coming. I came. Here I am! Take! He said handing me 500 Naira note. Go and buy me soft drink. Which one? I asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/for-suffering-him-dad-helps-son-to-gain.html?m=1

Man Suspects The Children He Has Been Spending Money On Are Not His Children
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Mama Blessed! I called my wife. Yes! Papa Blessed, she replied, what is it? Can't you see that I'm busy in the kitchen. Sit down! I cautioned her, urging her to sit on the chair beside the one I sat on at the sitting room. I want to ask you something. I said. What is it that you want to ask me that cannot wait before the food dones. Eh Papa Blessed? She asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-suspects-children-he-has-been.html?m=1

How I Taught This Girl How To Fill JAMB Form The Right Way
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A friend told me to accompany her to buy JAMB form cause I have passed through that stage and have experience in it, most especially in filling the form. This is her first time. We bought it and went to fill it.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-i-taught-this-girl-how-to-fill-jamb.html?m=1

Buhari Picks Up APC Presidential Ticket And Shocks The World With This Error
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After picking up the APC presidential ticket at the All Progressive Congress (APC) secretariat in Abuja last friday. General Muhammadu Buhari was invaded by press men. Sir how do you feel finally picking up the form against all odds?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/buhari-picks-up-apc-presidential-ticket.html?m=1

Evil Comedian Episode 10
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Ofego asked Lindiway to be his sugar mummy the next day, though it was sudden but she agreed. It was a miracle, Ofego thought. They were university boyfriend and girlfriend till Ofego was about managing to graduate and marriage crept into his mind. He started disturbing Lindiway to take him to her parents. Anytime the matter is raised Lindiway always shy away from it.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-10.html?m=1

Man Claims Cause In Church Thinking It's A Blessing
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Yesterday was thanksgiving day in our church. The guest pastor preached about giving. As he was preaching he placed his hand on his right ear and squatted. As he squat, he started saying; Yes! Yes Lord! Okay!.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-claims-cause-in-church-thinking-its.html?m=1

Wife Keeps Marriage Going With Death Threat
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I visited my uncle who lives in Abuja for the weekend and he was telling me of how he and his wife has not fought for 21 years. I was surprised and asked him how come.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/wife-keeps-marriage-going-with-death.html?m=1