How Nigerian Females React To Suspense Watching Nollywood Movies
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My fiancee who I'm about getting married to came visiting. She dropped her hand bag, pulled off her high heels and balanced on my chair at the parlour and started watching a Nollywood movie on Africa Magic.

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Evil comedian episode 13
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Driver, what are you doing? We told you it is that car we are following, why are you driving slow? Bobo asked. She's getting away, she's now on speed. Driver increase your speed na. What are you waiting for?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-13.html?m=1

Delta school that doesn't use the Bible to Teach C.R.S
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The permanent secretary for basic and secondary education in Delta state Dr Mrs Obi-Adakpo M.C went visiting schools last week. One school she did not left behind was a school deep in the heart of Warri in which most permanent secretaries before her had refused visiting.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/delta-school-that-doesnt-use-bible-to.html?m=1

Son breaks Mother's heart saying new born Baby is worthless
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My sister who got married last year puts to bed. But sadly, the baby was born with no ears. When she came back home from the maternity, I was about visiting her when my son cried after me that he wants to go with me. I told him not to, but he insisted.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/son-breaks-mothers-heart-saying-new.html?m=1

Father of two running from Boko Haram seeks to deposit Self in Bank account
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My father was among those at the ATM in Bauchi before the bomb blast. He travelled there to undertake a contract for his company and ran out of cash. After withdrawing, as he was going, he was a bit far from the ATM before the bomb exploded. As the bomb exploded, he ran straight into the bank and demanded for the manager.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/father-of-two-running-from-boko-haram_10.html?m=1

I am Married but I don't want him to
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Daddy, I want to get married. My eldest son said. I immediately stopped eating the food his mum prepared for me for lunch. I stared at him and said; Okay, I have heard you, anyone special in mind?

Read more: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/11/i-am-married-but-i-dont-want-him-to.html?m=1

He saw the Phone but doesn't want to Return it
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I forgot my tecno phantom in a BRT bus while returning from work yesterday evening. I had being crying my eyes out since that yesterday. Luckily for me this morning, I received a call on my Nokia torch phone.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/he-saw-phone-but-doesnt-want-to-return.html?m=1

When you wish to join a dead Relative and Death comes calling
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She died, Auntie Ijeoma whom I have been putting up with since I came to Lagos to pursue a career in comedy. She was the one footing my bill at the comedy school. I cried my eyes out and wish she could come back to pick her things.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/when-you-wish-to-join-dead-relative-and.html?m=1

I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true.
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I've heard you failed your English exams.. Click http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=330 To continue

Why I didn't Lie in church
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I was sitting near an ugly girl in church last sunday. Pastor said we should tell the person sitting close to us, you are beautiful! I stood up and started running to another seat.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/why-i-didnt-lie-in-church.html?m=1

Lol... so funnyLol... so funnyLol... so funny

Evil comedian episode 14
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She's in room 666 upstairs. The receptionist directed. Chineke! What kind of room is that? Ofego asked in shock. That's where she's lodged in. Just take the stairs, and walk straight. By your right, the room at the extreme end, that's where she is. I'm not going again! Ofego said. Why? Bobo asked. Didn't you hear she's in room 666? Ofego asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-14.html?m=1

[Rings]

SON: Hello Mummy?

MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.

SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!

MUM: I've passed your gate.

SON: You've passed the school's gates? Jesus! They are fighting in front of my hostel. It's a serious fight!

MUM: I'm in your hostel. Click http://.com/view_joke.php?id=332. To continue

Grandpa gives jobs Before dying
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He was sick in the hospital about dying. Dad, his brother, Uncle Odion, his sister, Auntie Eruore, Grandma and the doctor all surrounded Grandpa.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/grandpa-gives-jobs-before-dying.html?m=1

Help! My son wants to be like Nigerian politicians
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This is not the first time he has been doing this, it is getting out of hand, I don't know what to do with him. He stole a meat again from his mother's pot after warning him of what he would turn out to be in future if he doesn't stop stealing now.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/help-my-son-wants-to-be-like-nigerian.html?m=1

WTF is with this thread? and i'm supposed to visit your blogs for jokes? the Joke is on you guys because even if you get traffic from such, the traffic wont last. You think that's how all the big sites started? you gotta do proborno most times when starting. I aint visitng you blogs, sorry!

Girl brings Pregnancy as Result home after four years in the University
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I was shopping in a supermarket. I walked round, picking up my line up. An old woman and a little boy were shopping beside me.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/girl-brings-pregnancy-as-result-home.html?m=1

WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN
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More than a year has passed since her marriage failed. Her father died the same year, the same month. She could not understand how a thing can, within a short time, become completely another thing. How can darkness completely envelop a room as soon as a fire is put out?

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/mournful-groan/

FINDING MR RIGHT
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The girl staring back at me had a lot of puffiness beneath her eyes, like tiny ridges, bordering eyes that had been reddened by nights after nights of tears and despair. Her colour was pale; too pale to leave any trace of beauty, and her lips seemed swollen (or had they always been that big?). I shuddered!! Who the heck was she? I turned away from my mirror, visibly shaken by who I had just seen.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/finding-mr-right/

WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY
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Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/

Students during the day Robbers at night
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Three poly students, Oke, Benson and Elumelu who were roommates in our neighbourhood went to rob an hostel the night before matric.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/students-during-day-robbers-at-night.html?m=1

Village bully sent to coma with made in Nigeria product
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I sat at a bar, with a bottle of beer in front thinking of what next in life, cause I just graduated from the polytechnic. I thought mainly of where to look for job. As I was lost in thought. Ogbo, the village's notorious bully came and smacked me in the face.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/village-bully-sent-to-coma-with-made-in.html?m=1

Student tells Lecturer the truth about how his lectures sucks
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While Mr Obi, our citizenship Lecturer lectured in class yesterday morning, I slept off. His always busy eyes caught me and he ordered my seat mates to wake me up. I was woken up.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/student-tells-lecturer-truth-about-how_13.html?m=1

How we Followed this woman into her house
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Bros Tony and I went to the market with grandpa's old tortoise car one evening to get foodstuffs for dinner for the house.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-we-followed-this-woman-into-her.html?m=1

I WISH I STUDIED MATHS IN SCHOOL
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The blue Peugeot 406 taxi negotiated the sharp bend on Aggrey street and turned into Herbert Macauley road with a high speed. Six passengers sat inside the vehicle; two in front and four at the back. I sat at the back sequestered between a ballooned shaped lady and a lanky young man with tiny eyes.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/wish-studied-mathematics-school/

A MERMAID IN JOS
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It was a wet and gloomy Friday evening in the metropolitan city of Jos. The rain had been falling all day contrary to the weather forecast sunny skies predictions that was announced on Hope 98.7 fm at daybreak. I drove slowly on the slippery road and made a detour to avoid the traffic that would be present on Vom road. My destination was the Central city estate, my place of residence located along Nagaguta avenue. I took a quick glance at the time on my car dashboard. It was few minutes after 6 pm. My favorite rock band Coldplay was on the car stereo and I was nodding my head to the beat of Viva la vida. It had been a hectic day at the office.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/a-mermaid-in-jos/

I See Things Others Do Not See
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My name is chuks B-. And I have the sight. Pachios has explained that I did not relinquish my spiritual eyes before being born in the earth realm. Pachios is my guardian angel. At a massive 6ft 4inches and a body filled with bulging muscles laying a foundation for an extremely handsome but beardless face, he is quite formidable to look at- if you could see him. Maybe I’m getting a bit ahead of myself here, maybe I should start from the beginning. I had a perfectly normal birth, no problems to my mother whatsoever. My father was absolutely ecstatic, having a son to begin his new family with.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/i-see-things-others-do-not-see/