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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:05am On Nov 14, 2014
Evil comedian episode 15
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Ofego got back to Lagos and ran home to his Uncle, Plenty's house. So Bobo is dead, just like that, let me mourn him. He went to his room and put on black and black and started crying. After crying, he set up canopy, bought a coffin, prayed for it and buried it and said; R.i.p Bobo, I love you but Jesus loves you more. Only him knows why you were taken at this time of the year before christmas. You did not even wait to do christmas before going, rest in peace Bobo! That night.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-15.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:16am On Nov 14, 2014
What Members do when it comes to donating in church
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Our pastor mount the pulpit last sunday. Church, praise thy Lord! Today, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we now have enough money to build our church at the permanent site.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:09am On Nov 14, 2014
How I caught my girl lying while the Truth was staring at me
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I sent her a message on whatsapp. Hi honey, how are you doing? She replied; Ofego dearie, I'm fine. Where are you? I asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-i-caught-my-girl-lying-while-truth.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by naijafold(m): 10:52am On Nov 14, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 2:53pm On Nov 14, 2014
THE 7 MOST LUCRATIVE JOBS IN NIGERIA
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Hello there, where are you working? What type of job are you doing? Is it the type that brings in six digits monthly income? Is it the type that enables you to buy the latest ride that rolls on bread wheels? Can it fetch you that luxurious apartment in Lekki & Victoria Island?

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-7-most-lucrative-jobs-in-nigeria/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:57pm On Nov 14, 2014
Proof that promises make women obey their Husbands without complain
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I stayed late at work yesterday. Before I could get home, my wife would have slept off, I thought. I wanted her to do my laundries for today for me. I sent her a text cause that was the only alternative available since her phone was on voicemail.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/proof-that-promises-make-women-obey.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:39am On Nov 15, 2014
THE HIDDEN STRATEGIES FOR ATTRACTING A RICH AND HANDSOME BACHELOR FOR MARRIAGE
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Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? I am asking you this question because i want us to be on the same page.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:40am On Nov 15, 2014
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (2)
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Alirah grabbed a kettle beside the door to her room, squatted and began slowly to perform ablution ignoring Maman Aisha’s questioning gaze. When she was done she went inside, prayed and began to scold herself for nurturing the hope that Ridwan will return for her.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Justgo: 6:54am On Nov 15, 2014
HOW TO TAKE HER OUT AND HAVE THE PERFECT DATE ON A BUDGET OF 200 NAIRA
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Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies kindly walk through the exit door by your left, thank you.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:07am On Nov 15, 2014
Truth becomes scary
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The primary six pupils I taught were about being send forth to secondary school. They refused coming together to take a picture with me for the year book. I tried to convincing them of the importance of taking the picture together.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/truth-becomes-scary.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:08am On Nov 15, 2014
School Headmaster using children to reach out to their Mums for love affair
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At the primary school I teached after my secondary school education, I asked the children to tell me where their parents works. Starting with you Joy, where does your parents work?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/school-headmaster-using-children-to.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:22am On Nov 15, 2014
Man sues Star Lager Beer for destroying his life
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Edafe, my neighbour, who clocked 51 recently, sat outside his house a day after his birthday, sad, regretting how his life is ending up. No wife, no children, no job. There was a crate of star lager beer bottles in front of him.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-sues-star-lager-beer-for-destroying.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 11:28am On Nov 15, 2014
HOW TO FIND OUT IF HE IS A HUSBAND MATERIAL USING THE REMOTE CONTROL TEST
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We are using the remote control test to find out if he is a husband material. Yes I said the “remote control” test! Don’t raise your eyebrows because I am not talking about the evil remote control from the village.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:29am On Nov 15, 2014
Village girls finally showed what they were Hiding in public
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I was going to the farm and saw three girls swimming at the nearby stream. I stopped by and stood close to where they left their clothes.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/village-girls-finally-showed-what-they.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 4:55am On Nov 16, 2014
The Pride Of Womanhood
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The woman is a special creature Beautiful skillful and of a simple nature She is warm and brings so much pleasure To the men folk that she nurtures She is indeed a great treasure.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 5:07am On Nov 16, 2014
I See Things Others Do not See (2)
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I soon got to understand that most people couldn’t see what I could. I remember when I was only five and there was this woman that used to frequent our house. A good friend of my mom’s, she was in the same church council meeting with her and so the two of them used to meet often at our house which was closer to the church to discuss various issues. Anytime this woman saw my dad she would literally catch fire.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Lifeafterlove: 5:12am On Nov 16, 2014
HOW TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS A WIFE MATERIAL USING THE UDARA (AGBALUMO, CHERRY) TEST
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The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms during the dry season in Nigeria. When the fruit is at its peak season between December – April, you can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum. Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers of this fruit.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/how-to-find-out-if-she-is-a-wife-material-using-the-udara-agbalumo-cherry-test/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:19am On Nov 16, 2014
Old man scolds Dad on his failure in family planning
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Daddy and mummy, my brothers and sisters and me totalling eight, were waiting for a bus at a bus stop. We were going to attend a wedding at a nearby village. An old man walking with the aid of a stick joined us.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:59am On Nov 16, 2014
Loving husband exposes all his secrets to Save marriage
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Nokia tune!!!! Phone is ringing. Uncle Ben's wife picked it up. Hello! She said. Hello dear. Her husband said. Where are you? He asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/loving-husband-exposes-all-his-secrets.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:20am On Nov 16, 2014
Reverend Father by saying the truth saved Mary Kay woman from Customs
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Auntie Bose was flying international, coming from Dubai. As they were about touching down in Lagos. She walked to a reverend father in a seat at the extreme end of the plane's first class. Can I sit down? She asked. Sure, you can! The father said. I want to ask you a favour, father?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/reverend-father-by-saying-truth-saved_16.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by essienjob: 8:42am On Nov 16, 2014
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 11:53am On Nov 16, 2014
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN (3)
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Two weeks later Alirah was married to Alhaji Tanko. Even though the year was not far spent, people will quickly agree that it is the best wedding of the year in the whole of Kano. There was the cocktail party, the endless dinners, the ladies’ night, the Arab night and finally the fatiha. People were happy. Two people however were not happy;

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2014
Because woman breastfeeds man he's now being referred to as her son
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While I worked at a guest house sometime ago in Warri. A woman and a guy came in and asked to spend the night. The owner, Mr Joseph, who is a conscious Christian refused to allow men and women stay together in one room in his establishment, to avoid fornication. He is my son, the woman explained, not my lover! She said. And so they checked in.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Foreveryouandme: 5:01am On Nov 17, 2014
PLATOON 3
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The high pitched sound of the bugle pierced through the stillness of the morning sky. Soldiers and Man o war officials started swarming around the different hostels in Nysc permanent orientation camp Umudi, Imo state, issuing orders, hitting the hostel doors and windows in a bid to wake up the sleeping corp members.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 5:26am On Nov 17, 2014
RUDE AWAKENING
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Morning broke a little too soon; it always does in Lagos. I stretched on my bed some more, unwilling to rise just yet – It felt like I hadn’t had up to three hours of sleep. But the damned alarm wouldn’t stop sounding. Sleepily, I moved my hand to the top of my bedside drawer where the alarm clock was sitting, picked it up and peeked through half-opened lids; I couldn’t believe my eyes,

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 6:05am On Nov 17, 2014
A NIGERIAN’S TALE FROM A TRIP TO BEIJING
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12 hours later and it’s touch down Beijing in the company of a pumped Enactus UCD team from Dublin. We had been crowned champions of Ireland a couple of months and were now to present the award winning project — Generation Accommodation on a world stage. I have tried to capture moments, memories, and happenings in little packets and themes as shown below. Enjoy. I had arrived the Dublin airport with two bags — both able to fit in the cabin and weighing under 10KG each. After debating with myself I checked-in the bigger bag only to arrive Beijing and no bag on the belt.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:13am On Nov 17, 2014
Evil comedian episode 16
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Ofego slept off, and it all began. Uncle, I want to discuss something that has been fighting me with you. Ofego said to Uncle Plenty while he was about going to the office that morning. Ohhhhh! I'm late for the office Ofego what is it? This thing has been fighting me ever since I graduated from the University. What is it na?

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-16.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:30am On Nov 17, 2014
How to gain profit and Avoid loss while at work
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Okay, so I went on a vacation to the Bahamas when I was still a bachelor. The first morning, I woke up to see a bear on top of the roof of the house I lodged in. I ran back inside, picked up a newspaper I bought on arrival and looked into the yellow pages specified for Ads.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-to-gain-profit-and-avoid-loss-while.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:44am On Nov 17, 2014
Blind guy who Watches football
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I was walking by a viewing centre when I saw a blind beggar by the sides and dropped a fake 100 Naira note on his plate. Oga come, he said, as I was walking away. This your money is fake o. I turned back. How did you know? I asked.

Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/blind-guy-who-watches-football.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Fantadiallo: 12:47pm On Nov 17, 2014
The Faith Angle
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The Sunday service in CHRIST LOVE ARENA ministries international also known as HOME OF REFUGE was moving on smoothly. The choir had just finished giving a soul stirring worship song that prepared the hearts of the congregation for the word of God to be delivered by the general overseer of the church. Ejiro Onajite sat at the back row of the congregation gazing around the large auditorium and occasionally glancing at the general overseer who was up on the altar.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/faith-angle/

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