4Her:

ROTFLMAO!!! oH GAWDDD!!

mrs. method man for where?

I am already engaged o. . dint I tell ya

Come Yankee airport, na my pittbulls I go send after you. . .you'll run like you've never run before. . .

you see that pot belly gan, it'll disappear like Iyabo Obj

mrs method in the making

tell ur bobo/husband make he hold tight, we dey comot anytin for any situation!

i go obtain you live, and nothing go shelle!

pitbull, i am a grizzly bear and i wld rip ur pitbulls into shreds!haha

Method-Man:

mrs method in the making

tell your bobo/husband make he hold tight, we dey comot anytin for any situation!

i go obtain you live, and nothing go shelle!

pitbull, i am a grizzly bear and i would rip your pitbulls into shreds!haha

mrs method in making ko dr method in making ni

my bobo is just jealous of you jare. . I'm leaving him sef. . too stubborn

nothing go shele abi? You think I dnt know the babalawo that lives next door?

dnt wake me up if you find mr. john thomas missing one morning o. , I warned you

grizzly bear? is that what they call that potbelly? lol jk

4Her:

mrs method in making ko dr method in making ni

my bobo is just jealous of you jare. . I'm leaving him sef. . too stubborn

nothing go shele abi? You think I dnt know the babalawo that lives next door?

dnt wake me up if you find mr. john thomas missing one morning o. , I warned you

grizzly bear? is that what they call that potbelly? lol jk

haha u clown!

make ur bobo dey jealous, if he not hol tight, he go dey single's market very soon!

babalawo no dey jand dis gurl, no shaking!

na for sokoto and minna john thomas dey miss, d one wey dey here gather pack dey rest, no trouble!

grizzly bear no belly just kicking and raking it!

Method-Man:


haha u clown!

make your bobo dey jealous, if he not hol tight, he go dey single's market very soon!

babalawo no dey jand this girl, no shaking!

na for sokoto and minna john thomas dey miss, d one wey dey here gather pack dey rest, no trouble!

grizzly bear no belly just kicking and raking it!

lmao!! you're funny jare. . . just kicking/raking it? lol, you're not serious!!

He's holding tighy o. . .see him, he don tie me to the bed post "for my own good" he says

abt the john thomas adventure? ewwwwwww how long will john thomas get up sef? it's been resting for the past 29 years

whats going on here?

4Her:

lmao!! you're funny jare. . . just kicking/raking it? lol, you're not serious!!

He's holding tighy o. . .see him, he don tie me to the bed post "for my own good" he says

about the john thomas adventure? ewwwwwww how long will john thomas get up sef? it's been resting for the past 29 years

JT dey active

Always ready to go, no delay!

dis one no be two minute noodles and e no be like NEPA current!

29 years, i still have a few years away to dat, i be youngin woman yi!

youngster ni mi, i dey bubble!

he tie u for bedpost, why naw? anyway if i be the guy, i go handcuff u to my self!

fntekim:

whats going on here?

well it is only me and 4her's bizness, dat is why no one else is welcomed on this thread!

Method-Man:

JT dey active

Always ready to go, no delay!

this one no be two minute noodles and e no be like NEPA current!

29 years, i still have a few years away to that, i be youngin woman yi!

youngster ni mi, i dey bubble!

he tie u for bedpost, why naw? anyway if i be the guy, i go handcuff u to my self!

ojebi ti JT dey activate. . ti oba activate nko?

abegi!! TMI jo!! hahhaha. . NEPA current? does it even last 2 mins? abgi!

lmao. . you dey bubble. . yeppp, pot belly dey bubble aiight

Handcuff me to you? omo, shebi you'll soon fall asleep abi. . .that hand go comot, by force by blood!!

I be vampire, you no know?

I'll come in, what can you do?

stillwater:

I'll come in, what can you do?

i would take you too

i can handle you and toyin

wetin be ur own name?

stillwater:

I'll come in, what can you do?

stillwater. . plz abeg, take him o
this bobo does not know that I'm married. . a 45 year old woman

4Her:

ojebi ti JT dey activate. . ti oba activate nko?

abegi!! TMI jo!! hahhaha. . NEPA current? does it even last 2 mins? abgi!

lmao. . you dey bubble. . yeppp, pot belly dey bubble aiight

Handcuff me to you? omo, shebi you'll soon fall asleep abi. . .that hand go comot, by force by blood!!

I be vampire, you no know?

Toyin u don corrupt me finish!

I know say vampires no dey crash, me sef be bat so na the time wey u dey active me sef dey see proper!

belle dey rumble right now madan

Method-Man:

i would take you too

i can handle you and toyin

wetin be your own name?

My name's Water.

stillwater:

My name's Water.

aka mammywater

Method-Man:


Toyin u don corrupt me finish!

I know say vampires no dey crash, me sef be bat so na the time wey u dey active me sef dey see proper!

belle dey rumble right now madan

. . .and how did I corrupt you?

no be you say JT can last less than 2 seconds?

Vampires no dey crash o. . .24/7 am up and in the mood

who'll activate you? lucky for you [b]stillwater [/b]is here

belle dey rumble and bubble like a salt shaker abi ?

tell me what you're eating so I can stay off of it o. . me like me belle as it is

stillwater:

My name's Water.

which kain name be stillwater?!

na inside water them born u or be fish?!

where still water dey hail method man ooo?

4Her:

. . .and how did I corrupt you?

no be you say JT can last less than 2 seconds?

Vampires no dey crash o. . .24/7 am up and in the mood

who'll activate you? lucky for you [b]stillwater [/b]is here

belle dey rumble and bubble like a salt shaker abi ?

tell me what you're eating so I can stay off of it o. . me like me belle as it is

dis JT no dey fire blank Toyin, na authentic wey dey hit target for all the right corners!

i dey chop pkoff pkoff, u wan chop?lol

na lie, i am eating cheesecake, it is just to round off the night

u wanna stay away from cheesecake otherwise u go be like queen latifah and i no go send u again!

Method-Man:

this JT no dey fire blank Toyin, na authentic wey dey hit target for all the right corners!

i dey chop pkoff pkoff, u wan chop?lol

na lie, i am eating cheesecake, it is just to round off the night

u want to stay away from cheesecake otherwise u go be like queen latifah and i no go send u again!

brother mi. . eti corrupt mi what are you firig sef? bullets? arrrrrg!! TMI jor

what's kpoff kpoff? never heard of it, seriously

cheesecake? hmmmm. . . I can make one you know. . .with a special ingredient

me? queen latifah? atleast am not Nicole Richie she. . Oluwa seun o!!!

Now you just made me hungry!!

now what to eat? what to eat?

are you going to cook for moi? or are you going to cook for moi?

those are your only options

4Her:

brother mi. . eti corrupt mi what are you firig sef? bullets? arrrrrg!! TMI jor

what's kpoff kpoff? never heard of it, seriously

cheesecake? hmmmm. . . I can make one you know. . .with a special ingredient

me? queen latifah? atleast am not Nicole Richie she. . Oluwa seun o!!!

and what is d special ingredient Toyin?

so u dont know wat poff poff means? na wa for u ooo

give me ur email let me send u a recipe

what do u want me to cook for u?

Awa bad ni kitchen oooo

No woman fit take me do shakara!

Method-Man:

and what is d special ingredient Toyin?

so u don't know what poff poff means? na wa for u ooo

give me your email let me send u a recipe

what do u want me to cook for u?

Awa bad ni kitchen oooo

No woman fit take me do shakara!

special ingredient will remain special and a secret

you said kpoff kpoff. . how am I suppose to know na. , I call it puff puff

a recipe abi? is that the new line? recipe my butt! am cooking for me, myself and I. . .and maybe you, if you're lucky enough

you cook? look here o, when I said cook, i dnt mean, burn the food!!

you sir, cannot cook

4Her:

special ingredient will remain special and a secret

you said kpoff kpoff. . how am I suppose to know na. , I call it puff puff

a recipe abi? is that the new line? recipe my butt! am cooking for me, myself and I. . .and maybe you, if you're lucky enough

you cook? look here o, when I said cook, i dnt mean, burn the food!!

you sir, cannot cook

me i no dey burn food

i wld cook anytin, anytime, anyday!

i dont want to risk the chance of u putting love potion in my food so i wld pass on dat off miss or mrs!

family guy is on now, so m gonna have to divide my attention toyin tomatoe

Method-Man:

me i no dey burn food

i would cook anytin, anytime, anyday!

i don't want to risk the chance of u putting love potion in my food so i would pass on that off miss or mrs!

family guy is on now, so m going to have to divide my attention toyin tomatoe

tani toyin tomatoe

doyin tomatoe nko?

ok, i'll take you up on your offer. . . you can cook anytin, anytym, anyday abi?

I love family guy, I think it's on over here too. . .

Divided attention? sorry, doyin, I dnt share attention

Nope, it's the Simpson. . .family guy is next

I love family guy more, then simpson's afta!

It is Doyin Maggi cube for me and Toyin Tomato or Toyin Peperempe for you!

ohh yea. . .family guy cracks me up. . esp. stewy. . .lol

ohh gosh. . .you just dnt know how much I hate that name. . toyin peperempe. . .lmao!!

that brings back memory. . .

Doyin maggi cube? ewwww. . who wants to use that? it might taste like bitter leaf

stewie is a legend

toyin sugar sugar nkan?

if doyin maggi cube sucks, then u can use ajinomoto!

what memory does peperempe bring back?

no be only toyin sugar sugar. . .toyin pepper pepper nko? hiss

kini ajinomoto? where do you get all this words from?

make me tell you the memories

ajinomoto na dat rubbish wey dem dey take season food for bukka

anyway so what are dis memories?lol

m just watchin the family guy episode where Meg is falling in love with Brian!

wat a psycho bitch!

Peter and Quagmire are cops!

LOL!!! Memories are gone again o. . .can't remember

bukka? hmmm. . .will try it out someday sha

Meg is hilarious. . what is wrong with her jare. . .in love with brian? wow, i dnt think i've watched this episode yet.

Quagmire cracks me up when he shakes his head. . lol squigly squigly. . or w/e he does. . lol sex maniac

Quagmire is an absolute freak!

It is quarter past 12 here madam and m on Everybody Hates Chris!

Another top draw for me!

Method-Man:

Quagmire is an absolute freak!

It is quarter past 12 here madam and m on Everybody Hates Chris!

Another top draw for me!

lmao @ freak comment

arrrrrrg!! I despise you. . EHC is my fav show. . .stop it!!! It's on yet!

well, it's on somewhere on another channel, but am too lazy to scroll

hey, do you watch Ghost Whisper? that totally the best show. . you can't miss it!