A quick intro to understand the BBM conversation you’re about to read. A pal was visiting last week. Decided to hit a lounge. While chillaxing, he met this girl who coincidentally had her birthday party going on at the same spot. He exchanged contact info with the girl in question and several days later, they were having this conversation below…

Girl: September
xxxxx (boy’s name), can I ask u for a favor

Boy: Do

Girl: I want to change my hair
Need a new human hair

Boy: Hmmm. How much is the hair?

Girl: It will cost mi 25k

Boy: Hmmm, hw much do u ve for the hair?

Girl: I don’t get u

Boy: Do u ve anything so I can think of wat to support u wit…

Girl: Sincerely,i hv not bin able to cum up wit much nd I really nid dis hair asap Cuz of d ceremony I’m attending on Wednesday

Boy: K.

Girl: Ok to wat

Boy: Let’s see how it goes

Girl: icon smile I will b seeing u tomorrow right?

Boy: Yea.
U will be coming to ma crib ryt?

Girl: :s U wil b cumin to mine

Boy: Ok o

Girl: Lol
Y Ok ooooo

Boy: ur juju strong

Girl: Which juju
Lol
Wat am I doing to you

Boy: I’m doin yall a favor to get u sumtin which u need. At least u cud save me the stress by comin to get it.

Girl: Is Dat y u said my juju is strong

Boy: Yes o

Girl: =))
But am I not worth it, for u to cum to mi nd give mi wat u kno I nid
icon smile

Boy: Well, holla me wen u comin.

Girl: Ook

Boy: Aii fine gurl. Tomoro den.

Girl: Nyte

NEXT DAY

Girl: Remember I hv an appointment wit u today

Boy: Yea I do

Girl: Wats ur address

Boy: xxxxxxx road… by xxxxx avenue

Girl: Hmmm
Wil I able to locate dere

Boy: Yea, its easy
Just along d road

Girl: Is it b4 d police station or after

Boy: Hw r u comin?

Girl: D house num?
I’m cumin wit a cab

Boy: K. Its after d police station, tell em xxxxxx road by xxxxx avenue

Girl: Ok
Wil b wit u shortly

Boy: Lemme know wen u comin

Girl: K

Boy: Hw was ur nyt

Girl: It was wonderful

Boy: I just woke up. Slept late

Girl: Reali
Y

Boy: Went to xxxxx, got home around 11….chatted wit ya……then I started workin on plenty things

Girl: icon smile Nd u r stil goin travel b4 12noon today

Boy: Will try to…but definitely travel today

Girl: Ok

Boy: Just stared at ur pix, got nice lips…

Girl: Lolz
U 4 real
Which of my pic pls

Boy: Yea. Look good enuf to kiss
The one u sent.
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Girl: Omg
Tnk u

Boy: Why omg?

Girl: icon smile U like my lip

Boy: Yea…wud like to kiss it

Girl: =D
U so lively today

Boy: True.
H.o.r.n.y nigga!
icon smile

Girl: :O

Boy: Why shocked?

Girl: U said sumtin
D way u r talking, its lik u don’t want to c mi anymore
U r scaring mi

Boy: With?

Girl: Ur words

Boy: Check this pix.


Girl: =))
U mk mi laff
It’s like u don’t wanna c mi

Boy: K. I was str8 to the point at least.
I chest bills o, but fo reasons na!

Girl: I tot u wanted sumtin more from mi

Boy: I do.

Girl: I didn’t kno it was Sex for money
Nd I don’t slip wit Men for money

Boy: But a relationship must involve sex na
We r adults na

Girl: U r putting it to mi lik SEX for money
I’m reading all our chats, nd to mi it looks like it
I know relationship involves Sex but d way it’s bin put it seems SEX for money
I don’t sleep wit Men for money, no matter wat

Boy: U aren’t doing that na. U r doin ur Hot bf a favor, I thot we already had a mutual attraction.

Girl: Really
Den y didn’t u let it develop
I tot u asked mi one tym, if I cum to Lagos
Tot I cud even pay u a visit
U make mi feel I’m not worth a man, having just more than a sexual feeling for mi

Boy: but if u jst ask me for money n I pay it, it makes me look like a mugu.
And I don’t like feeling like a mugu

Girl: Dats not true
U can’t look like a mugu in my eyes
Trust me
Where u not d one Dat asked mi out, did I refuse u
So y wil I look@u less
So, do u want mi to still pay u a visit?

Boy: I’m scared.

Girl: Scared of wat

Boy: Of ur words


If you're not tired of reading by now, there's more in the source below. Thank you... .

SOURCE: GUYS vs GIRLS: SEX FOR HUMAN HAIR? HILARIOUS BBM CHAT!

I have died from lafffffffff.. The babe na thief o

This is the best part for me. REAL NIGGA!!! The dude in the chat is keeping it real for real Gees out there.

Girl: One day u wil nid a favour from mi nd I will sound very selfish

Boy: icon sad GUYS vs GIRLS: SEX FOR HUMAN HAIR? HILARIOUS BBM CHAT! [sad face]

Girl: 3-|
My hair is pulling icon sad GUYS vs GIRLS: SEX FOR HUMAN HAIR? HILARIOUS BBM CHAT!

Boy: Wish I cud help.

Bottom line is she didn’t visit him and the guy travelled with his wallet intact.



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That boy' so much like me

No need to explicitly verbalize whaguan via chat. Just stay home and be ya hórny sef. If you're not a mugu she knows she aint getting nothing until she drops punny.

Better still if you had clearly communicated you are séxual before she made her request.

After chopping give her if you have. If you don't, tell her you'll make a transfer to her acct & discharge her .

Man, I love this dude(no homo)

I love the way he was replying the girl.

Korekt guy!

GotNoSwaggg:

This is the best part for me. REAL NIGGA!!! The dude in the chat is keeping it real for real Gees out there.

I Swear down

musah13:

I Swear down

I know right...

Simply wasn't interested in reading the chat. Make pesin give summary. As for the title, if it suits the parties, that's their business.

Uyi Iredia: Simply wasn't interested in reading the chat. Make pesin give summary. As for the title, if it suits the parties, that's their business.

My friend, you need cane.

Richfella: No need to explicitly verbalize whaguan via chat. Just stay home and be ya hórny sef. If you're not a mugu she knows she aint getting nothing until she drops punny.

Better still if you had clearly communicated you are séxual before she made her request.

After chopping give her if you have. If you don't, tell her you'll make a transfer to her acct & discharge her .

I swear down. But i like the fact he spoke his mind. Why was she saying she scared just because dude is Hot? She's not scared of fixing human hair that she cant afford. Utter rubbish.

Austeenxx: Man, I love this dude(no homo)

I love the way he was replying the girl.

Korekt guy!

Yea.I was feeling the guy too.
To be honest, they were both right in what they did. The guy spoke his mind and the girl kept her legs closed. I'm surprised girls have not jumped in to defend her. Or may be they're all having guilty conscience.
To summarize, Boy 1 - 1 Girl. The match na draw. chikena

Royal-Assasin:

I have died from lafffffffff.. The babe na thief o

How's she a thief? She only asked for a favour!

The girl no sharp...
she should have gone, collect his money then when it time for him to ping her, she would tell the guy she is seeing her red-flag...
Shey he wan bleep her wid red-flag ni.

sexymoma: The girl no sharp...
she should have gone, collect his money then when it time for him to ping her, she would tell the guy she is seeing her red-flag...
Shey he wan bleep her wid red-flag ni.

What if the guy says he wants to check... Or if he says he wants to do A-N-A-L!
Na one day monkey go go market, e no go come back.

Royal-Assasin:

What if the guy says he wants to check... Or if he says he wants to do A-N-A-L!
Na one day monkey go go market, e no go come back.

LMAO.....

I wish all the guys acquire dis guys type of character, because girls of nawadays are becoming deadly everyday. as for me Wia I keep 25k wey I wan give grl just for hair# for dis kyn ASUU strike period no?

this thread is sad coz i know how many times girls r made to feel this cheap. sisters rather do stuff for yourselves o. i hate it when guys make girls feel cheap. i serously do and i hate it when girls make themselves look cheap too. does it really hurt to be self sufficient

Monicasque: this thread is sad coz i know how many times girls r made to feel this cheap. sisters rather do stuff for yourselves o. i hate it when guys make girls feel cheap. i serously do and i hate it when girls make themselves look cheap too. does it really hurt to be self sufficient

its like you have not been infected with the naija babe syndrome..............it really hurts them to be self sufficient, but i thank oluwa that my naija brothers are now wising up!

Monicasque: this thread is sad coz i know how many times girls r made to feel this cheap. sisters rather do stuff for yourselves o. i hate it when guys make girls feel cheap. i serously do and i hate it when girls make themselves look cheap too. does it really hurt to be self sufficient

The most important lesson to teach a daughter about life is to be independent so she never has to ask a guy for money! Most people take it for granted that only a guy should hustle whereas Guys and Girls have the same brain. The worst thing that can happen to any girl is to think that she needs a man to provide. You are treated the way you present yourself irrespective of your gender. Shout out to all the educated and independent ladies who don't need any man except they want to settle down with their true LOVE!

She clearly didn't like the guy and was trying to maga him and keep her coochie for someone else. Good move by the guy to put the clown in her place. Don't be surprised theis same girl will call the guy and tell him "oya, when should I come and do?" No be today game start.

Austeenxx: Man, I love this dude(no homo)

I love the way he was replying the girl.

Korekt guy!

i am telling you.i loooovvveeee the guys maturity and wisdom.thats what some girls will keep get for being cheap,stewpeed and useless

damn...God bless u OP that guy eye dey red badly confam omo naija

fresh_dude: She clearly didn't like the guy and was trying to maga him and keep her coochie for someone else. Good move by the guy to put the clown in her place. Don't be surprised theis same girl will call the guy and tell him "oya, when should I come and do?" No be today game start.

so tell me the time the game come start

smart ass!

I wldav told d girl from d start that I aint got no money for human hair!!!
She either come nicely or fuckin stay wisely!

human hair ko, monkey own ni!

flolancracker: damn...God bless u OP that guy eye dey red badly confam omo naija

Some boys will still not get sense after reading this. I knw 1 guy that steadily pays. He needs to come and learn from here

Lmao! Chicks n begging... Not that its for smtn reasonable

The Guy has allowed his brain to control him instead of his di.c.k !!!

I like that ......always let woman make their Options so as not to spend in futile !!!

sexymoma: The girl no sharp...
she should have gone, collect his money then when it time for him to ping her, she would tell the guy she is seeing her red-flag...
Shey he wan bleep her wid red-flag ni.

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