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Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2008
A virgin dude would try to stick the manliness in the Bottom instead of the jackpot!

A virgin dude would freeze if u give him a packet of condom to wear!!
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by girlsoswit(f): 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2008
If he is a virgin, during his 1st attempt he might mistaknly place d rod in d anus of d girl. Bt if he is nt he wud ram into u like a lion devouring a fresh meat. D way he does during pre-intimacy wud evn says it all.
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by StanP(m): 6:20pm On Jun 25, 2008
Hmmm.When i was a virgin(i was just 5), when i see a womans bosom, i ask my mum if i can handle it like i handle hers.

Virgin males only exist in imagination, he must have bleeped like a dozen females in his dreams or trance.Forget virginity jooooooooo

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Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by dreeldee: 6:26pm On Jun 25, 2008
i don't agree with you all, you want to tell me because he's a virgin he isn't well informed enough either through Indecency pics or movies (intentional or not)or even heard anything related in this age as to sex and all that as my brov stanP said "forget virginity jooooooooo grin grin

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Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:00pm On Jun 25, 2008
Caruso!
where are you na? or have they banned you again? cry

@dreeldee
wetin you know sef? grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by dreeldee: 7:12pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

Caruso!
where are you na? or have they banned you again? cry

@dreeldee
wetin you know sef? grin

hmm ash@@wo i reserve my comment
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:13pm On Jun 25, 2008
dreeldee:

hmm ash@@wo i reserve my comment
lmao!! I'll get right back to you. . I gotta do sth. . again arrg!!

you know you're the only one na kiss lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:15pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

Caruso!
where are you na? or have they banned you again? cry

u dis ashawo girl? u r still all over the place like rashes on a leper?!

anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty!

watta gwan?
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:23pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

u this ashawo girl? you're still all over the place like rashes on a leper?!

anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty!

watta gwan?
who is ashewo? have you lost it?

welcome me properly and I'll respond angry


@Dreeldee
see how this your houseboy is talking to me?
fire him, quick quick!!
I dnt flirt so where do u peeps get that assumption?
darling dreeldee, where are you sweetie? kiss
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:25pm On Jun 25, 2008
@Mesmerize

why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:27pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

@Mesmerize

why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha
good!!
but let's not talk like this na?
dnt you know that dreeldee is online?
watch yourself o grin

I'm fyn, tot they banned you again!
I was going to fight them for you. . .see how nice I am? lipsrsealedmore like ask them to permanently ban your ISP cheesy
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:32pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

good!!
but let's not talk like this na?
dnt you know that dreeldee is online?
watch yourself o grin

I'm fyn, tot they banned you again!
I was going to fight them for yousee how nice I am? lipsrsealedmore like ask them to permanently ban your ISP cheesy

ode cheesy
u know u wont be able to do without me
i know u r nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow
u marry dis, marry dat one, i dont even know where we stand love, watz d deal? grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:35pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

ode cheesy
u know u wont be able to do without me
i know you're nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow
u marry this, marry that one, i don't even know where we stand love, watz d deal? grin
emi ni ode abi?
and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you? angry
young man, your job is to serve me wink you're going over the limit angry
We agreed on your body not your mind kiss
I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na
only the handsome are given application grin grin grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by holythug(m): 7:38pm On Jun 25, 2008
grin grin cheesy . . . chei . . abeg i no fit laff
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:45pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

emi ni ode abi?
and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you? angry
young man, your job is to serve me wink you're going over the limit angry
We agreed on your body not your mind kiss
I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na
only the handsome are given application grin grin grin

how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's?
i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know)
i fit serve u akamu daily grin but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time
if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates?
me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black!
come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi! grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:45pm On Jun 25, 2008
holythug:

grin grin cheesy . . . chei . . abeg i no fit laff

holythug bawo ni?
hold ur laff there oo
i dey follow my mesmerity tlk grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:54pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's?
i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know)
i fit serve u akamu daily grin but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time
if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates?
me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black!
come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi! grin
You and elizabeth are cousins, you say?
Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na? tongue elizabeth no fit give you money? grin
I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya cool
vast estate? hahhaha. . .those cardboard box? roftl cheesy
and shut up abt the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing angry
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 7:56pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

holythug bawo ni?
hold your laff there oo
i dey follow my mesmerity tlk grin
tani mesmerity e?
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 7:59pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

You and elizabeth are cousins, you say?
Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na? tongue elizabeth no fit give you money? grin
I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya cool
vast estate? hahhahathose cardboard box? roftl cheesy
and shut up about the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing angry


for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq)
akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess grin
ko si suya, but ata suya wa,
make we do boju boju now? wink
estate dey for cornwall, devon and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after
your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum!
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by holythug(m): 8:02pm On Jun 25, 2008
kai. . .laff no gree me laff again, ma forca am?
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by holythug(m): 8:02pm On Jun 25, 2008
kai . . . laff no gree me laff again, ma forca am?
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 8:05pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq)
akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess grin
ko si suya, but ata suya wa,
make we do boju boju now? wink
estate dey for cornwall, deven and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after
your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum!


Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . .
perv. . !
Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!! angry
oniranu!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com?
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by jennykadry(f): 8:08pm On Jun 25, 2008
wen he wants to enter d hole u willl know naw undecided by d time he starts making a big fool out of himself ,u will definitely know by d time u r done guarding him and telling him to thrust properly wink
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 8:10pm On Jun 25, 2008
Mesmerize:

Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . .
perv. . !
Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!! angry
onirany!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com?

relax now
oya if u o wan do boju boju make we do hide and seek?! grin
how can u corrupt something that is already corruption ridden? ewo!!!
cellulose ke?we no get that kain thing here, na glucose wey we get!u want some?
the last time i checked, whoopi goldberg was in OTTA farm giving OBJ a BJ!
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by saucekid2: 8:14pm On Jun 25, 2008
a virgin dude looks silly when a girl opens up for him
a virgin dude spills himself b4 inserting grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 8:16pm On Jun 25, 2008
saucekid2:

a virgin dude looks silly when a girl opens up for him
a virgin dude spills himself before inserting grin

dem ban u too?! grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by jennykadry(f): 8:16pm On Jun 25, 2008
saucekid2:

a virgin dude looks silly when a girl opens up for him
a virgin dude spills himself before inserting grin

it depends,cos some non virgins also spill b4 inserting,depending on how well d girl turned them on wink
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by saucekid2: 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2008
@ caruso
dem ban me ooo,for wetin no dey irrelevant sha
anyways,how body??

@ jenny
uhm . . . . .
but most cases are virgin dudes
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by CARUSO(m): 8:20pm On Jun 25, 2008
saucekid2:

@ caruso
them ban me ooo,for wetin no dey irrelevant sha
anyways,how body??

na your boy met!
me sef na so we see am!
e don be!!
i dey sha, we go take over one day!! grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2008
CARUSO:

relax now
oya if u o wan do boju boju make we do hide and seek?! grin
how can u corrupt something that is already corruption ridden? ewo!!!
cellulose ke?we no get that kain thing here, na glucose wey we get!u want some?
the last time i checked, whoopi goldberg was in OTTA farm giving OBJ a BJ!
Thank you jare. . nobody can corrupt this grin angry
too much glucose is even worst than cellulose o. . guess you like them nasty tongue
ewwwwwwwwww @ OBJ getting a BJ. . puhhlzzzz!

where's dreeldee na? cry
he needs to give you a whip lash cheesy
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by saucekid2: 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2008
abi na
total domination grin
Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 8:26pm On Jun 25, 2008
jekad, pandora, sausekid2, rockchik, CARUSO. . .una bad children! why can't you guys behave like me, you dey get banned! follow the rules na cheesy

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