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A BRAND NEW ME by youngmayor(m): 4:14pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
changed clothess ready to conquer the world |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by CARUSO(m): 4:25pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
youngmayor: DIAGNOSIS OF YOUR CATASTROPHIC STORY 1) You r wallowing in more than shit, but in fantasies! 2) Your english is appalling 3) Do u know what cherries look like? DOUBT IT! 4) You and your friends are lunatics!!! 5) Nairaland thinks you are a pathetic loser 6) Have you run out of email addresses to send scam letters to and u think NLDERS r gullible to mail ur gay ass? In conclusion, i think you are full of shit and you need to get a fucking life or[b] get lost with Satan[/b]!!! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by dreeldee: 4:26pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
tell her to contact me through my email address dreeldee@myroom.com for advise against such so peeps like this still exist |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by noetic(m): 4:30pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
i knew d bullets were coming |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Mustay(m): 4:36pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
I think this guy needs some help - on a serious note. The girl in question needs to be counselled. Making jokes of people's post makes Nairaland an unreliable place to share your problems @ author u might learn from these: After Disvirgining A Girl, She Now Made Sex A Hobby How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage take the USEFUL advice there. |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by amaikama(m): 4:54pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
As long as you where not the initiator of the sex thing, i suggest you give it to her big time before she dump your sorry sainties ass for a randie brother who is more capable of doing the job she requested. Go! go!! go!!! for my man and enjoy the ride |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by amaikama(m): 4:56pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
And another thing, please use triple condoms while at it, you know health is wealth |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Godalone(m): 5:01pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
CARUSO:CARUSO again! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by CARUSO(m): 5:09pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Godalone: oga no mind people for NL jare, i tire! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Ezinwannem: 5:39pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
r u sure u r in the University? abeg, next time, edit your work b4 u paste it here, The choice of having sext with her is urs alone BUT remember NEMESIS is real, |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Mustay(m): 5:40pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Ezinwannem: bown that side. na so nland be u sha understand im message |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Ezinwannem: 5:47pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
ofcourse I understood it with extra time, |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by izeek(m): 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
guy i no dey playa hate sha, but y u need our support to open the access bank. its ur choice dont let nlanders know say u don Bleep b4, or that u are amongst the many openers we have in lagos. |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by smooooooth: 6:32pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
izzek, abeg read the post agian,na the babe be virgin abi the guy? that girl don disvirgin tay tay no be today, bros o, settle down make the 'small' girl disvirgin u abeg. |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
don't disvirgin her abeg, advise her to wait till marriage, you too |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by izeek(m): 6:40pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
ibkaye, u self dey talk yet u no be vee, abeg dont advise wrongly. guy do ur mind/ |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
izeek:who is advising wrongly? not me |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Mesmerize(f): 6:49pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
CARUSO, hon, where are you. . I need a good laugh this morn @poster *sigh* |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by CARUSO(m): 7:19pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Mesmerize: watz happening darling? the kain rain wey dey fire us for this JAND sef, e be like say na curse!!! wether u like carry OBJ umbrella or wair raincoat/rainboot, u go still dey drip water like siever! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by ashe2(f): 7:27pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
u are obviously a kiss and tell fellow announcin to the world u want 2 disvirgin an innocent lady if u were a nice person u would tell her or rather teach her aout virtues and patience am like u are obviously not down with the babe so please jus let her go that is a bad seed u are about to sow . jus bone it. its not worth it a few moment of pleasure then emptiness |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by izeek(m): 7:32pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
ashe2: is there a better teacher than experience himself? |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by merge(f): 7:34pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
That chick is dumb |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Mustay(m): 9:05am On Jun 27, 2008 |
where's the author sef? |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by martho(m): 10:16am On Jun 27, 2008 |
Give it to her,if u don't others will . |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by donpapa(m): 11:47am On Jun 27, 2008 |
hi nairalanders, i think im rolling in some deep shit , i met this girl at unilag where i school , she was with her friends , i mananged to get her out and we became cool friends , sometimes later she called me up to come to here hostel , i wuz kind of afraid so i got two of my guys then we rolled to here hostel, but i was all wrong in my thoughts SHE JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO BE MORE THAN A FRIEND TO HER, AS IN HER BOYFRIEND, mmennnnnnnnn it was cool but i did it the big boy style, accepted and went , we have been all cool since march , but i don't know what she heard or saw , she called me one evening that she was at the libary and wasnt understanding some things , when i got there i tutoring her but she just kept licking her lips and acting funny, i got the message instantly faked a phone call but as i was about answering it she said , DONT EVEN ACT FOR ME , i was busted then she told me the fact , she wanted me to have sex with her , it not as if she is a loose girl ive[b][size=15pt] tracked her movement[/size][/b] , but i don't want to pop her cherry and dump her , a friend of mine said once you have sex with a girl the intrest deprciates by 50%, what do you thinks nairalanders, you can send me mail to my box, b4limits4real@yahoo.com What exactly gave you the impression that she's a virgin? i don't think tracking her movement is enough to convince you that she isn't a loose girl. Guy watch it! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by LadyT(f): 11:52am On Jun 27, 2008 |
LMAO. |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by galatico(m): 12:04pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
Bros I go advice you make you slot your DSTV Card into the decorder before he get lost, Warning: AIDS IS REAL [color=#990000][/color]Play Safe!!! |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by bode007: 1:07pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
na wa for u,do d thing and move on.if u no do another person go do am.na wna they make plp they say unilag boys no get moves |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by jpphilips(m): 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
youngmayor i know ur the mayor of washington DC celebrity, michael jackson, she dey beg u make u come take her long kept thing and u they form tom cruise like say u no know how much pussy be 4 CASABLANCA dey there make one sharp okada man wey carry 12" masqurade comot sleep 4 ur eye. d way im looking at u, u wont see the end of ur destiny if at this ATIMA u still dey do 419 with bad English, which mugu wan fall? |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by coopedro(m): 3:03pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] wonders shall never end. |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Mustay(m): 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
donpapa: On nland there are 3 types of Virgins - |
Re: A BRAND NEW ME by Macgreat(m): 7:01pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
Na wa ooo, O-boy! why reply to yur mail box |
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