changed clothess ready to conquer the world

youngmayor:

hi nairalanders, 1) i think im rolling in some deep shit , i met this girl at unilag where i school , she was with her friends , i mananged to get her out and we became cool friends , sometimes later she called me up to come to here hostel , i wuz kind of afraid so i got two of my guys then we rolled to here hostel, but i was all wrong in my thoughts SHE JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO BE MORE THAN A FRIEND TO HER, AS IN HER BOYFRIEND, mmennnnnnnnn it was cool but i did it the big boy style, accepted and went , we have been all cool since march , but i don't know what she heard or saw , she called me one evening that she was at the libary and wasnt understanding some things , when i got there i tutoring her but she just kept licking her lips and acting funny, i got the message instantly faked a phone call but as i was about answering it she said , DONT EVEN ACT FOR ME , i was busted then she told me the fact , she wanted me to have sex with her , it not as if she is a loose girl ive tracked her movement , but i don't 3) want to pop her cherry and dump her , a 4) friend of mine said once you have sex with a girl the intrest deprciates by 50%, 5) what do you thinks nairalanders, 6) you can send me mail to my box, b4limits4real@yahoo.com

DIAGNOSIS OF YOUR CATASTROPHIC STORY

1) You r wallowing in more than shit, but in fantasies!

2) Your english is appalling

3) Do u know what cherries look like? DOUBT IT!

4) You and your friends are lunatics!!!

5) Nairaland thinks you are a pathetic loser

6) Have you run out of email addresses to send scam letters to and u think NLDERS r gullible to mail ur gay ass?


In conclusion, i think you are full of shit and you need to get a fucking life or[b] get lost with Satan[/b]!!!

tell her to contact me through my email address dreeldee@myroom.com for advise against such _{so peeps like this still exist}

i knew d bullets were coming

I think this guy needs some help - on a serious note.

The girl in question needs to be counselled. Making jokes of people's post makes Nairaland an unreliable place to share your problems

@ author u might learn from these:


After Disvirgining A Girl, She Now Made Sex A Hobby


How To Stop Sex And Enjoy Your Relationship Till Marriage

take the USEFUL advice there.

As long as you where not the initiator of the sex thing, i suggest you give it to her big time before she dump your sorry sainties ass for a randie brother who is more capable of doing the job she requested.


Go! go!! go!!! for my man and enjoy the ride

And another thing, please use triple condoms while at it, you know health is wealth

CARUSO:

DIAGNOSIS OF YOUR CATASTROPHIC STORY

1) You r wallowing in more than shit, but in fantasies!

2) Your english is appalling

3) Do u know what cherries look like? DOUBT IT!

4) You and your friends are lunatics!!!

5) Nairaland thinks you are a pathetic loser

6) Have you run out of email addresses to send scam letters to and u think NLDERS r gullible to mail your gay ass?


In conclusion, i think you are full of shit and you need to get a fucking life or[b] get lost with Satan[/b]!!!

CARUSO again!

Godalone:

CARUSO again!

oga no mind people for NL jare, i tire!

r u sure u r in the University? abeg, next time, edit your work b4 u paste it here,
The choice of having sext with her is urs alone BUT remember NEMESIS is real,

Ezinwannem:

r u sure you're in the University? abeg, next time, edit your work before u paste it here,
The choice of having sext with her is urs alone BUT remember NEMESIS is real,

bown that side.
na so nland be

u sha understand im message

ofcourse I understood it with extra time,

guy i no dey playa hate sha,
but y u need our support to open the access bank.
its ur choice dont let nlanders know say u don Bleep b4,
or that u are amongst the many openers we have in lagos.

izzek, abeg read the post agian,na the babe be virgin abi the guy? that girl don disvirgin tay tay no be today, bros o, settle down make the 'small' girl disvirgin u abeg.

don't disvirgin her abeg, advise her to wait till marriage, you too

ibkaye,
u self dey talk yet u no be vee,
abeg dont advise wrongly.
guy do ur mind/

izeek:

ibkaye,
u self dey talk yet u no be vee,
abeg don't advise wrongly.
guy do your mind/

who is advising wrongly? not me

CARUSO, hon, where are you. . I need a good laugh this morn

@poster
^*sigh*

Mesmerize:

CARUSO, hon, where are you. . I need a good laugh this morn

@poster
^*sigh*

watz happening darling?

the kain rain wey dey fire us for this JAND sef, e be like say na curse!!!

wether u like carry OBJ umbrella or wair raincoat/rainboot, u go still dey drip water like siever!

u are obviously a kiss and tell fellow announcin to the world u want 2 disvirgin an innocent lady if u were a nice person u would tell her or rather teach her aout virtues and patience am like u are obviously not down with the babe so please jus let her go that is a bad seed u are about to sow . jus bone it. its not worth it a few moment of pleasure then emptiness

ashe2:

u are obviously a kiss and tell fellow announcin to the world u want 2 disvirgin an innocent lady if u were a nice person u would tell her or rather teach her aout virtues and patience am like u are obviously not down with the babe so please jus let her go that is a bad seed u are about to sow . jus bone it. its not worth it a few moment of pleasure then emptiness

is there a better teacher than experience himself?

That chick is dumb

where's the author sef?

Give it to her,if u don't others will .

hi nairalanders, i think im rolling in some deep shit , i met this girl at unilag where i school , she was with her friends , i mananged to get her out and we became cool friends , sometimes later she called me up to come to here hostel , i wuz kind of afraid so i got two of my guys then we rolled to here hostel, but i was all wrong in my thoughts SHE JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO BE MORE THAN A FRIEND TO HER, AS IN HER BOYFRIEND, mmennnnnnnnn it was cool but i did it the big boy style, accepted and went , we have been all cool since march , but i don't know what she heard or saw , she called me one evening that she was at the libary and wasnt understanding some things , when i got there i tutoring her but she just kept licking her lips and acting funny, i got the message instantly faked a phone call but as i was about answering it she said , DONT EVEN ACT FOR ME , i was busted then she told me the fact , she wanted me to have sex with her , it not as if she is a loose girl ive[b][size=15pt] tracked her movement[/size][/b] , but i don't want to pop her cherry and dump her , a friend of mine said once you have sex with a girl the intrest deprciates by 50%, what do you thinks nairalanders, you can send me mail to my box, b4limits4real@yahoo.com

What exactly gave you the impression that she's a virgin? i don't think tracking her movement is enough to convince you that she isn't a loose girl. Guy watch it!

LMAO.

Bros I go advice you make you slot your DSTV Card into the decorder before he get lost,

Warning: AIDS IS REAL [color=#990000][/color]Play Safe!!!

na wa for u,do d thing and move on.if u no do another person go do am.na wna they make plp they say unilag boys no get moves

youngmayor
i know ur the mayor of washington DC
celebrity, michael jackson, she dey beg u make u come take her long kept thing and u they form tom cruise
like say u no know how much pussy be 4 CASABLANCA
dey there make one sharp okada man wey carry 12" masqurade comot sleep 4 ur eye.
d way im looking at u, u wont see the end of ur destiny if at this ATIMA u still dey do 419
with bad English, which mugu wan fall?

[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] wonders shall never end.

donpapa:

What exactly gave you the impression that she's a virgin? i don't think tracking her movement is enough to convince you that she isn't a loose girl. Guy watch it!

On nland there are 3 types of Virgins -

Na wa ooo,
O-boy!

why reply to yur mail box