To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

1) Longer throat Girls ---> If she doesn't embarrass you at public events where she'll eat like a hungry Camel then she'll extend her taste buds to every food in your house. 90% of your savings would go into replenishing your food.

2) Ash*** ----> She's available to any man with the cash. If you notice she has a lot of expensive stuff you didn't pay for and she's not working go for an HIV test. Even if you love her you'll likely die before your time.

3) Gold Digger ----> Once you're rich she's in love with you. But guess what happens when your money finishes? You become a leper to her.

4) The She Devil ----> Some of them look like Angels but just cheat on them or break up with them you could suffer an Acid bath. Watch out for highly temperamental and over sensitive women they are worse than the Devil.

5) Miss Pretender ----> They often times claim to be Virgins or give lousy excuses for why they must wait till marriage to do [size=16pt]IT[/size]. You'll be disappointed to know about 2 or more guys fire her weekly even while she claims to love you. Watch out for inconsistency in what she says and actually does especially if she flirts alot with guys and asks for too much ME time.

6) Drama Mama ----> Do you want high BP? Then date this girl. Every day is a drama day with her constant nagging and quarrels you're only a few days/weeks/months from visiting a Medical center

7) Gossip Machine -----> If she knows almost everything about everybody she's a machine designed for gossip. Your reputation is on the line and she may cause a big rift between you and your family and friends.

Are you dating any of them Guys?

You have been warned!

Seen

Hahahahaha.. FTC!!! #NoCommentz

*Updated*

8 The Kponz Woman -----> Ever heard of a woman that fights like a man? Hmm this one fights better than most men, she can lift a log of wood with one hand and fight like a bear. Pray to God you don't get her angry, nobody will be able to save you once she descends on you!

9) Sharp geh -----> You like smart girls shey. Try this one, she'll so use your head that by the time you know where you are you'll be like "Wetin dey worry me sef?" "How e take happen?"

No pics and u expect me to believe you

dis shit pisses me off, gerrit?

kagari: No pics and u expect me to believe you

dis shit pisses me off, gerrit?

Excuse me but will pics make the content more credible?

I agree wit u

i just broke up with a ''drama mama'' today after nine months of steady nagging.the only thing that makes her happy is nagging.

zuchyblink: i just broke up with a ''drama mama'' today after nine months of steady nagging.the only thing that makes her happy is nagging.

Don't know whether to congratulate you or sympathize with her?

draw soup

Stop socializing with your company name, you're dragging it through the mud

kagari: No pics and u expect me to believe you

dis shit pisses me off, gerrit?

Illiteracy is a disease...smh
Wetin concin pics 4 here now.!
Na to read no be to watch ASSS HOLE..!

a beg who get garri there********


a beg who get garri there********

Just passing :p

...lol can`t stop lauqhinq¡ which kindof soup, shey na egusi, isi_ewu or ogbono?!

...anyways, any ideas on how to break up with a possessive nigerian qirlfriend?!

sкчscrαρεr™:
...lol can`t stop lauqhinq¡ which kindof soup, shey na egusi, isi_ewu or ogbono?!

...anyways, any ideas on how to break up with a possessive nigerian qirlfriend?!

You asked this question on independence day? Are you looking for total freedom? Lol! I guess it's as simple as saying it's over baby!

Abujafood:

You asked this question on independence day? Are you looking for total freedom? Lol! I guess it's as simple as saying it's over baby!

thanks¡ but i have a sweetheart, was askinq the question for my friend|

Op, we nid 2organize a seminar on dis oh. Whach ya tink ?

even to break up with kponz and acid bath psychos.


dikwa very risky.

op, u have to show dem the way and not just warn soup!.

Shy Dare: Op, we nid 2organize a seminar on dis oh. Whach ya tink ?

Hmmm Most guys won't pay to attend so that means loss no profit except if it's online!

Which kind of soup?. Oriro or baga soup?

The first on that list should be " never date Female NLers"