philcz: goodmornin guy,hope Idye Witches allow u wake,or so i tot#na joke o...

the witches no dey fear face ni?

happy new month to everyone. But abeg, una know where dis year the run go?

adegwurulez: happy new month to everyone. But abeg, una know where dis year the run go?

i feel say na Oju o,bt u neva can tell.

adegwurulez: the witches no dey fear face ni?

oh, sowri i forget say ur face ma resemble witch..

Ade hw u take cover d junction wit ur hand? Hahahaha u 4ny die.

Roflmao, i laff sotey catarrh commot from my yansh. . . Shey girls no dey your lodge ni?!

Cool update anyways!!

Happy new month too.

Adeg mehn i rate u after Flow and Foxy for comedy jare, u don overtake my minis3. See as my hand still dey shake wit laf, i thank God say police never catch me b4.

Thumbs up man. That 4kizo own 5yrs wanted arrest nearly make me choke up wit lafter, this story pass lafing gas o

philcz: i feel say na Oju o,bt u neva can tell.

philcz: oh, sowri i forget say ur face ma resemble witch..

one word #codeine

4kizo: Ade hw u take cover d junction wit ur hand? Hahahaha u 4ny die.

ma hand large o

sкчscrαρεr™:
Roflmao, i laff sotey catarrh commot from my yansh. . . Shey girls no dey your lodge ni?!

Cool update anyways!!

the girls dey inside dey do amebo na

The rock5555: Adeg mehn i rate u after Flow and Foxy for comedy jare, u don overtake my minis3. See as my hand still dey shake wit laf, i thank God say police never catch me b4.

Thumbs up man. That 4kizo own 5yrs wanted arrest nearly make me choke up wit lafter, this story pass lafing gas o

haba na, usher no fit overtake general overseer na. U be my boss o

Nice write up boss.
Kip it coming

D9ty7: Nice write up boss.
Kip it coming

Thanks sir.
I see u have a story going on. Expect me there.

Typing...

adegwurulez:
Thanks sir.
I see u have a story going on. Expect me there.

I'll really appreciate that. I still doff my hat 4 u.

adegwurulez: one word #codeine

i no get ur tym..

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philcz: i no get ur tym..

lolz... come online

Oliver twist mode activated> want some more

Hmmmm, and i thought Musa was the king of mischief. . .

The rock5555: Adeg mehn i rate u after Flow and Foxy for comedy jare, u don overtake my minis3. See as my hand still dey shake wit laf, i thank God say police never catch me b4.

Thumbs up man. That 4kizo own 5yrs wanted arrest nearly make me choke up wit lafter, this story pass lafing gas o

no b small case o

4kizo: Ade ur own na small case nah, my own b saz i wrap towel arnd my waist as i wan go buy soap wey i go take bath, d catch me saying i v bn wanted for 5years,

Lwkd! Like seriously?

adegwurulez:
lolz... come online

nyc update,but e no long sha..

D9ty7: Oliver twist mode activated> want some more

2moro tinz

sкчscrαρεr™:
Hmmmm, and i thought Musa was the king of mischief. . .

philip na learner o

4kizo: no b small case o

Wizdray:
Lwkd! Like seriously?

hehe... 4kizo gats open thread to gist us that tori o

philcz: nyc update,but e no long sha..

na opera mini na... Only 5000words

****waiting**** chewing my gum****

Guy u dey try joor
go back to ghost mode

Ade baba...i like d kind joke wey u dey throw here esp dat TV wey dey use engine oil;laff wan mak me give boko haram ur house address sef:p...**i dey feel lyk philip cos say na my namesake;we gather b mr fresher**Abeg dey paint d guy 4 good scene/lite so i fit dey proud of am o!

Wizdray:
Lwkd! Like seriously?

wiz, dem no even gree me change cloth, dem jst pust me inside cell wit my towel stil wrap arnd my waist, even my cell mate dy laff me

;DWe dan make front page ooo

@op what department in UAM?

Wow! We made frontpage. Congract Adegwu. . .

Wow we made it to FP tnx to the mods wu made it possible

Ahdonbelivit!!!!
just discovered my first ever story has made front page.
wanna say a big shout-out to everybody who took out time out of their busy schedule and mb out of their scarce data bundle to endorse this story for front page;

Therock5555: he was the first person that talked about endorsing this story for front page, thanks so much sir, u r far too kind.

Chimaritoponcho: dis guy had a rough time with the mods just because of this story, he has always been here. I appreciate sire.

Kingphilip: The third person to endorse this story, a regular contributor on this thread. big ups man

scycraper: hardly an update drops without a coment from this guy, u too gbasky sir. he was also among the people that endorsed this story.

Mods: without the hardworking mods of this section talking abt obbinau and mynd, our front page dreams wouldnt have been possible,thanks sirs. i also want to apologise on behalf of any reader here that angered you guys. make una no vex ehm..


To all my readers, i cant begin to mention all your names for want of space, those mentioned above where those that endorsed this story. But be rest assured, i appreciate all of you. Even though this my dull brain might not allow me to remember ur names but just know i appreciate and cherish y'al. we did it!!!!

foxy i see ya