It seems what a guy posted a few weeks ago about girls not been able to say no to .sex without condoms seem to be true.....buh I dare say its mostly true after d first time a girl has SEX with d same guy. Second time is always without(truth be told).
I became friends with a lady about four yrs ago n after we got close I started calling her 'holy mary'. Y? u might av asked inside u, the reason is simple. A virgin at 24 is hard to find these days innit? YEA I hear u say....After a few months I lost contact with her n meet her late 2011 again. This time wild,hot n looked super pretty. we met at a job interview.

After a few calls n sms's we decided to meet at a park to gist. I was exicted. Tossed n turned all through d nite waiting for day light to come

day light finally arrived ...I jumped off d bed,straight to my domestics hoping to get 10am off my mind(yea..10am,that's the time we fixed for our appointment)after all the grit n grime of the kitchen,toilet,bedroom n living room I ran into the shower. Quickly jumped into d shower singing my heart out......

come to think of if, why was I singing I said to myself..since I wasn't going to ask her out, kiss or have sex with her was just going to be a friendly meet to chat appiontment I said to myself.

after all the singing n dancing to a beatless song I stepped out of the bathroom,steeped out d towel I had on n quickly tried to dressup...

My phone beeped a few times....I quietly complained..."ohoooo mtn una dun start again" I said to myself ..


well let me take a look since I even needed to freeup sms space on my phone...I picked up the phone scrolled to the new message

'morning dearie,can't wait to c u later on..' the message read...wow!!!!my thoughts blinded I held d phone for minutes unending. staring

Please get to the point

Waiting pls

Hey Mr.Man i don't like long stories...
Anyway this sounds interesting..continue

Shld dis b in romance section or literature section?

Failed attempt

Mynd_44: Failed attempt

U are old n boring.....Get a life dude off nl

I opened this account to be expressive in the best way I feel like it,so deal with it

Omolola1: Come and finish what you started, would you?

I would babez..I slept late wokeup early...am at work...let me tell my boys what to do n I would be back shortly

Thanks for following

KELVIN-XY:
Hey Mr.Man i don't like long stories...
Anyway this sounds interesting..continue

Thanks for the review...Meanwhile this story is as real as it gets

Azukam1: Waiting pls

I won't disappoint...since all events are real...all characters would remain nameless

After seeing that SMS my heart raced like never before...what I could describe as Marathon Pumping...I sprayed colon all over(first time since after NYSC) wore my best outta tha best kinda clothes...what's d time,where is the freakin wristwatch? I scrambled around a bit to look for the damn watch...Pheew...I found it finally quickly looked at the time n guess what? It was still just 8:23am in d morning.

I must have done everything in record speed that morning n I still insisted in my mind that it was still just a meet to chat n catchup date..
Hmm,ain't I lying to my damn self?

plain train i don slap U b4? No make me vex o! Cm finish wetin u start. As ASUU dn make me idle nko?

A beg Mr plain train no be only you be yoga for here. Please summarize the thin.

Standing ovation things...

Reincarnated: Please get to the point

thank u

plain train: It seems what a guy posted a few weeks ago about girls not been able to say no to .sex without condoms seem to be true.....buh I dare say its mostly true after d first time a girl has SEX with d same guy. Second time is always without(truth be told).
I became friends with a lady about four yrs ago n after we got close I started calling her 'holy mary'. Y? u might av asked inside u, the reason is simple. A virgin at 24 is hard to find these days innit? YEA I hear u say....After a few months I lost contact with her n meet her late 2011 again. This time wild,hot n looked super pretty. we met at a job interview.

After a few calls n sms's we decided to meet at a park to gist. I was exicted. Tossed n turned all through d nite waiting for day light to come

you met at a job interview innit?

that means you don't have a job yet innit?

and you wanna bone without condom innit?

now who is gonna take care of those babies?

guess a hard-on has no brains innit?

For the first time ever in my life an early morning cereal(cornflakes)I craved back then tasted like peebles mixed with chalk paticules....Took three spoons n I was tired already n full to my neck.

I quickly rinsed my mouth...grabbed the keys of d house n stepped out FINALLY!!!!..a quick look the time n it was 9:15am...Gosh am late I mumbled to myself

Quickly I dailed her number...after three rings ...her musical voice came online...hey u...I quickly said.....send me the adress of this park n garden ooooo...After all these years u still don't know this park...I would foward it in a text..she reassured.Thanks dear I replied as I walked towards my junction...when I got to the junction I checked my phone intermitently until I received the message.....

After about three munutes, a bus came along n I quickly jumped in ..making sure my clothes didn't get stained in the process

rigormortis:

you met at a job interview innit?

that means you don't have a job yet innit?

and you wanna bone without condom innit?

now who is gonna take care of those babies?

guess a hard-on has no brains innit?

Big things come in small packages innit?

U still looking for that cheap hotel in benin, innit?

U sold ur 406 cheaper than u expected innit?

Practicing ur fake british accent on my thread innit?

Broda....relax

plain train:

Big things come in small packages innit?

U still looking for that cheap hotel in benin, innit?

U sold ur 406 cheaper than u expected innit?

Pls pratising ur fake british accent on my thread innit?

Broda....relax

practicing is the correct spelling innit?

and yes I finally got the cheap room so I can enjoy the favours of your girlfriend......better cheap than never innit?

you must have lost your sense of humour innit?

Op abeg leave beefing n continue wit ur story.... Longer post pls.

eightsin: Op abeg leave beefing n continue wit ur story.... Longer post pls.

yeah pls OP continue I am enjoy your story...was only pulling you leg...maybe I pulled too fvkcen hard innit?

accept my apologies pls, and continue with this brilliant and interesting Pulitzer deserving post

rigormortis:

practicing is the correct spelling innit?

and yes I finally got the cheap room so I can enjoy the favours of your girlfriend......better cheap than never innit?

you must have lost your sense of humour innit?

Noted

Oga u dey use nairaland do season film abi?!? If I hear say I comebak...

OP is making this stuff boring. Why are you typing in bits? This is no suspense, so go straight to the point.

When do we get to the gbege part??

hmmmm