Ok, so I know many of us have dated people who are downright crazy. Here's your chance to tell Nairalanders what happened, so that when anyone else finds himself/herself in a situation like that we will be better prepared I'll go first just to set the pace.

I dated this girl one time. She was a lil' cutie, had nice curves . . . I mean, just looking right. Everything was good for like the first two weeks. Then she told me she really loved me, and what's worse was she expected me to say it back. I told her real nice that I wasn't ready for that kinda thing yet, and she was moving way too fast for me but maybe with a little time, we both could get there. Now she looked all calm like she understood but man, was I wrong. After that, shit hit the fan at about a 140mph. Girl went all physco on me. She started showing up at my apartment at random times and all the events I attended or planned to attend. How the hell she knew which party I wanted to attend, I don't know. She started leaving bleeped up messages on my voice mail about how I refused to love her, cursing at me and claiming that she'll commit suicide if I don't become her boyfriend. She scared the shit out me so I had to break it off. That didn't stop her though; she still kept popping up at random places and shit. I almost wanted to hit her with a bat. For real, she freaked me out.

Lmao. . .
funny stori

Serana Williams
She hit with a lawn TENNIS bat on the head when I suggested that she will trim dowm!

Serana Williams
She hit me with a lawn TENNIS bat on the head when I suggested that she will trim dowm!

@ rotimy

Kliplemet:

A fat Nigerian/Jamaican prostitute, she tripped out when I gave her colleague which I was kind of in love with a top which I bought on holiday. She totally went berserk and tried destroying the top by pulling it over her fat huge torso

Are u sure u are not a prostitute urself? Mehn,ur addiction to prostitutes knows no boundaries,

d dude is probably a wannabe love-vendor fantasising on prostitutes (outta all the other beautiful things in the world)

jay bee:

d dude is probably a wannabe love-vendor fantasising on prostitutes (out of all the other beautiful things in the world)

Lol,i concur

Donald Trump,

I realised the man was only with me for my money, gold digger

ibkaye:

Donald Trump,

I realised the man was only with me for my money, gold digger

Huh?!

Huh kini?

Kliplemet:

Last time I checked I wasn't getting money for laying back with my lubricated pussy spread, so yuh I'm sure

proof not enough

ibkaye:

Huh kini?

Huh as in Huh!!! Huh!!

Kliplemet:

I dare you to call this number 0032485481623

I dey craze? I dont make unnecessary int'l calls blad.

ibkaye:

Huh kini?

Bere one more time

Kliplemet:

Then forever hold your peace.

Pish Posh!

Never dated a crazy guy, Just that some i've come across are just plain silly!

Kliplemet:

I dare you to call this number 0032485481623

na only call?? abegi jare!!

lady bam:

na only call?? abegi jare!!

no mind am

wonders wud never cease.

well, the two ladies i'd ever dated were cool headed. i dont think i cud be my best with a crazy lady. its all a waste of my days.

@iice, damn I can't even begin to imagine what you went through. You threatened to call the police though and he didn't listen? That's serious LOL.

@rotimy, you amaze me. Is that your dumb attempt at sarcasm? You were supposed to talk about the craziest person you have ever dated (which I doubt you have any; if anything you must be the crazy person someone else dated and I feel for that person) or be like the others and laugh about it or say you haven't dated any crazy person yet. Instead, you decided to be a retard and tried to ruin this thread because no one will date your sorry ugly ass. I can't blame you though, you're just a sorry excuse for a man.

@others, please feel free to post about the craziest person you've ever dated.

@post
StephenP

@morenisexy

LOL! I'm crazy right? Dude seriously pissed me off.

Edited.

LOL!! Don't worry I won't let anyone know. But I just want you to know that I know you.

can you edit your post?
thanks sweetie. . you're still my craziest date

sum guy phillp
he really scarezz da Bleep out off moi
still thinkin if i wana share it

@poster
u fine no bi small oooo
me i promise i know go freak u out
so i gi advice u 2 hav a go

Morenisexy:

can you edit your post?
thanks sweetie. . you're still my craziest date

Ok, which of them?

origina9ja:

sum guy phillp
he really scarezz da mess out off moi
still thinkin if i wana share it

when you are ready to, we'll be waiting.

origina9ja:

@poster
u fine no bi small oooo
me i promise i know go freak u out
so i gi advice you to hav a go

LOL!! Thanks Miss.

Is this a thread for crazy stories? When i read a few that tickle my fancy then i'd share some.

stephen, the first one na. . haba!
abt me being #$@%

diis 1 no bi thankz answer
u kno undertsnd ma english
i jst remmba say no bi english i take write am
i say mke u hav a go