phelex:

hey raimond u know it's not that easy

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[quote author=Sisikill link=topic=148636.msg2471679#msg2471679 date=1215429490]
When you are talking to him on the phone, mistakenly (and I mean purposely) call another guy's name. Like this. . .

You - It was hot today, Ken. . . I mean John I was sweating like a pig.

Before he can pick up on the name, you quickly say something else, as if you are trying to cover up. He'll think he heard wrong, so he won't say anything. You guys will continue talking and just when he is relaxing, BAM! you hit him with another one.

You - Ken. . . John, remember when so so and so happened? (A fond memory of something that happened to you two)

You wait for his answer. It would be slow in coming because he's weighing his option. . . should he answer your question or ask who Ken is? Doubt whirls in his head. Surely, she can't mistake me for someone else, especially when it is about a memory that means so much to us. He's thinking.

You have two options here. . . depending on how soon you want the fight to start.
1) You can call his real name and launch into details of that fond memory. How Happy you were. . . blah, blah. He relaxes again, dismissing the whole thing.

2) While he is silent, you go "Ke. . . John. John, John." Repeating his name, as if you are trying to remind yourself. If you can throw in a curse word in there, do it but under your breath, this gives the idea that you are beating yourself up for making a mistake.

Okay, now he is certain you called him by another name. He gets all "Who is Ken?". You response here is very crucial. You have to be very ADAMANT in you denial and if you can, raise the pitch of your voice as you go along, it makes you sound hysterical. . . thus making you sound guilty.

"Ken? Who? What are you talking about. Who is Ken? I don't know any Ken. Are you Crazy? What Kind of Question is that? I Can't believe you'll ask me that kind of question. Don't make me angry oh. I'm calling all the way from wherever and you are asking me this nonsense question This is called "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much" response and it never fails in cementing guilt.

At this point, the seed that you have another guy is firmly planted in his head, nothing can uproot it now . . and voila! FIGHT!

phelex:

i don't know what to tell my boyfriend to make him pick up an endless fight wit me? because he lives in nigeria and am out of the country and i don't know when i'll be back, but he says he's going to wait 4 me but the funniest thing is that i can't marry him and i don't know how to tell him. , so plzzzzzzzzzzzz nairalanders what should i tell him that would make him hate me completely.

CARUSO:

tell him u just got shagged by a gang of area-boys and u enjoyed it so much!!

OR tell him, in his face, u would like to shag his father!!!

Pataki:

This is just another thread to show why a guy must never give his heart to anything called LOVE!!!!!!!


It is so appalling to be reading such from a woman!!!!


What do you women want in life?

tope2000:

ehn, u did nt just say that

Pataki:

YES I did!!!!


_{Why you not responding?}

Pataki:

This is just another thread to show why a guy must never give his heart to anything called LOVE!!!!!!!

It is so appalling to be reading such from a woman!!!!


What do you women want in life?

tope2000:

u had berra wear sun shade to say it

_{i thot u went off so i just logged off 2}

eldee:

WORD!!!

The poor guy might be at work there, thinking about the 'love' they share
And the babe is on the internet, planning to break his heart with 200,000 people

Pataki:

This is just another thread to show why a guy must never give his heart to anything called LOVE!!!!!!!


It is so appalling to be reading such from a woman!!!!


What do you women want in life?

Pataki:

No point wasting any emotions on these women. They do not deserve it at all!!!!!

Pataki:

This is just another thread to show why a guy must never give his heart to anything called LOVE!!!!!!!

onyinye2:

oh whatever Pataki!! what kind of life is there when love does not stream in the source of the heart?? no life at all. amd what women want, THEY WANT TO BE LOVED MIND, SOUL ,AND BODY!!

Pataki:

Did you mention LOVE? You do not know what love means at all!!!!!

Why start the love when you cannot finish it? Mind body and Soul me foot!

Giving ones heart to loving you women is a waste of time!!!!!

onyinye2:

it is either that you are bold face lie or you have heart of stone. and umm who are you to tell me what love means??

tope2000:

Dont listen 2 pataki because he actually a sucker 4 love
i am the living proof

Pataki:

For women like you, I will rather have a heart of Stone. What is there to show in love to you?


Arrogant ingrates!!!!!!

onyinye2:

how would i be ungrateful?? and im not saying to show in a person you have to lavish them with gifts and all that yada yada. you can show love by doing simple things.

Sisikill:

Guys! Guys! Guys! CHILL!!

No need to get hysterical. . . you're not women, you know.

Now what is the fuss all about? She's only trying to spare his feelings. She should be commended not lambasted.

chi-baby:


@pataki

remember all women are not the same, people are different. so please, it would be better if u quit da generalization please? thanks

Sisikill:

Now what is the fuss all about? She's only trying to spare his feelings. She should be commended not lambasted.