Steve, I didn't know you could get so emotional. Lousy girl. Get back on topic.

David you berra sharrap there.

Remember my Life changing moment write up?

You owe me child support!  


Carboxylic acid no fighting please.

hi everyone
i want to join in
hone a coupla cool literary skills if i must say so myself

djikb:

hi everyone
i want to join in
hone a coupla cool literary skills if i must say so myself

we are writing about murder. show use your skills

The more the merrier!

Welcome!

T, bros don't fight.  Steve will simmer down soon, he's just being uppity at the mom.

onyinye2:

Oka WE ARE DONE!!! we are done acting like high school students, may we please move on to the next topic.

Aiit Miss. Forget about all the talk about us. We know the truth about us so it shouldn't matter what others think or imagine. They are just playing with your head. I've put the new scenario up so go ahead and write your thoughts.

HCH3COO:

Steve, I didn't know you could get so emotional. Lousy girl. Get back on topic.

Ruby come control your crackhead husband. I think he has forgotten to take his pills today and jealousy is making it hard for him to breathe when he hears my name.

davidylan:

I thot the next scenario shld be - The Harem  

ROFL!!

djikb:

hi everyone
i want to join in
hone a coupla cool literary skills if i must say so myself

Go ahead and join. Free for all.

@HCH3COO

either post up a story or shut the hell up. geez all you want to do is start jive with someone. shows how bored you are. and never call me lousy again. you will surely regret it.

STORIES N MOVIES @ same time!

Thank you NL!!!

For those joining, here are the topics

1) Falling in Love for the first time

2) You just found out that your boy/girlfriend or spouse cheated on you

3) The club

4) Erotica (sensual not necessarily the nitty gritty cause then that's porn)

5) Life changing moment

6) Fear

7) Anger

8 ) Murder

onyinye2:

@HCH3COO

either post up a story or shut the hell up. geez all you want to do is start jive with someone. shows how bored you are. and never call me lousy again. you will surely regret it.

Oyinye his comment was directed at Stephen awwww you are backing your man how sweet.


Im begging please dont let our topic be locked we are just playing!

So there's no show?

jeeez, LadyT, you don spoil my nite

LadyT:

I'm begging please don't let our topic be locked we are just playing!

Unless Seun comes here, I doubt anyone else can lock it. But I'll be pissed though if it's locked.

So can we know the type of murder you are talking about, lady t, lets hear from your library abeg~

timmfikk:

So can we know the type of murder you are talking about, lady t, lets hear from your library abeg~

Anything. Be creative.

Im going to admit Murder is going to be very hard for me to write. I need to think about how I want to play this. Usually I have a skeleton idea when I write and I just let it flow.

Murder is hard for me

Are you planning to invite seun here ni, u berra don't disturb the peace of one nation with mr mugabe, hehehe [s]_{[sub]hope he no see the word mugabe sha.}[/sub][/s]

MURDER!!

EASY

Hehehehhe

I feel your pain Lady T, i aint too sure about murder. it aint something im familar with. im an expert when it comes to love or deceit but murder is whole chapter i have yet to open.

Steve you are so bad on the offensive.  I was hoping you would strike me with your venom and scatter me like ashes.

onyinye2:

@HCH3COO

either post up a story or shut the hell up. geez all you want to do is start jive with someone. shows how bored you are. and never call me lousy again. you will surely regret it.

Clown, I'll try not to humor you with too much of my attention.  I will desist from attempting to own you again out of respect for the others.

acid

Ruby I cant wait to see what you will write you have been shouting about murder from page one!


So true@milkandhoney

who is acid

LadyT:

acid

Ruby I can't wait to see what you will write you have been shouting about murder from page one!


So true@milkandhoney

She is going to fart and kill us all with the repugnant smell.

ibkaye:

who is acid

acid is a bot posting on the thread. you must hit ctrl+alt+F4 on your keyboard to enable it.

HCH3COO

oh

@Lady T
Seriously, me sef, am lost
hahahah
let's all just make the best of it

ibkaye:

oh

lol. olodo.

ss

HCH3COO:

lol. olodo.

leave me jo

Hear we go!!!!

This young dude in my area like to go to parties, he is a young man born in a christian family, but always like and enjoy things like partying in da club and many more, suddenly a day the young man had to go to one kind of party like dat where every one who is attending are really VIP strictly i mean, but the guy was like filled with joy and have free move around with peeps babe, suddenly he challenge young babe to dance with him, but the lady was like hey, you (calling his name) i knew the day you went to the first party of your life, ha ebu! the guy was like hey ma'm what a nonsense but never know the young woman have so much back up before we could know whats really happening ogba leti oo and thats how the beefs started. After settling the issue right there, the babe keep wondering how could a guy whom his first ever party was my birthday bash slapped me, eh' impossible i will never let him go freely, suddenly they jam one more time at a street party then these time the young woman call him to dance with her, he was so filled with joy and the young babe told him we need to go and do that in da club sha oo you know guys na seeing an opportunity of what you need. He left with her and then they hang around in the party until the babe ask her why did you slap me the other day, he was like a mistake the next thing was a bottle hammering from backside, with a deep voice Never in your life try to dance with these type of woman.

Mehn before they figured out everything them don shook d guy and dats how he gt murdered oo

yee!    this guy has killed me o

timfikk that's sad bro. se na true story?

FEAR

E no easy to live for London in the first place. But if u no com get paper, Ol bob na double trouble. The government people for this country jus dey tighten rope for illegal immigrant neck harder and harder. Today you go hear say, na biometric testing dey jus introduce. Tomorrow, you go hear say na ID card. I say if u no believe say the anti-christ dey corner, you suppose go see eye mechanic.

Anyway, me as I dey so now, I jus dey come back from my friend Askoni place. E be tell me say make I com see am about one job, but as you already don guess, na no show. The supervisor na one old wowo woman wey I refuse im invitation a few years back. Walahi, that time I dey hungry for woman sotay, na permanent erection be my nickname. But men, this woman deflate all my desire no be small. Na so she wowo reach. As she see me like this with my friend, she just talk emphatic no. For Cleaner job oo, na im dey take use me pose so. I say, people I don suffer.

So na my situation be that oo. Na my last three pounds I use take enter this Bus 53 to Elephant and Castle. And see as the bus just full. Honestly dey suppose do something about this route. Person go don tire and e no go see seat for inside bus. And the bus slow sotay, e be like journey say na from outside to inside london.

Ahn Ahn why this man dey look me na. In normal circumstances, I for word am well well as Naija man concern. But mehn, this guy big. The guy hench. I dey guess say e no dey less that 6 foot 5. I say mehn, e no go take anything for the guy to tear me into two. And as e dey look me, e no blink one time. E jus dey look me straight for eye.

So jeje, na im i tell am 'Sorry', even though I no know wetin I do. But even as I tell this my man sorry, e still stand there dey look me ooo. Anyway me I no
get time for this, so I waka a bit deeper inside the bus, make I avoid trouble.


Oh my god. E ma gba mi oo. Why this Dongoyaro dey follow me na. See as my heart dey beat now. If na for Naija, I for jus shout, and you knw say naija like amebo, so crowd go gather. But for this country no way ooo. . . . .Dey fit dey rape woman for street, all this yama yama people go just look like say nothing dey happen. I don see where three small pikin wey no pass 14 dey beat person papa for main market, and nobody talk anything.

Anyway, me I no get time for wahala. My stop na still three stops away. . . .I fit waka reach. I go drop for here. Make I leave kingdom for this mad man.

Okay. Make I waka the thing. . . . .Na who get this kain heavy footsteps. Make I turn look. . . . .Lord of Nazareth, this Matamba still dey follow me.

Where I go run reach now ooo. . . .